Actually, BTN deserved it more for limping and then slowrolling pocket Queens. That's right, I said Pocket Queens, not "two queens"

the guy who is the embodiment of this avatar:

3-barreling a flopped nut flush draw and being called down by bottom pair that hit on the river by an inferior flush draw...
caller says "i thought for sure you had aces but i had to call with the flush draw...you've been playing so tight, why did you bet so much with nothing...you should've just checked, i would've checked it with you"

just wow, nice to have you at the table sir, but not this hand obv

probably mentioned but playing in tournament last night people kept waiting for the other to show their cards all in. Finally I chime up at one point because it was the same 2 idiots doing this only they are AI together. I say, "it doesn't matter who shows first, they have to be shown anyway. JUST FLIP THEM!"

Win

Incessant whiners who complain about being sucked out on after they sucked out first to get ahead! Dude the other night bet 8/9ths pot first to act in 3 bet pot. I flopped straight with straight-flush redraw and ship it all in (monotone board). OR smooth calls, dude reraises him all in (they had me covered by plenty), and he calls. Dude had a set and OR had AA (no FD). Turn J pairs board and river A gives it back to OR.

This kid bitched all night about this hand, and never started by explaining that he got his money in bad to start with.

Fat people. Fat people tilt me. Get the **** away from me and stop breathing so loud.

People that constantly talk about how good they are even though they are loosing.

*losing


I hate it when people act like there friends with everyone in the casino. Talking non-stop with the dealers, shouting across the table to talk to a "friend", and acting like the floorman and the player are best friends.

so this

I hate it when the person to my immediate right takes 15 seconds every preflop before folding his hand. Especially when I can't wait to throw my cards.

Definitely this- and not just talking like they know everybody, but just bc they're big-mouthed regs they feel they own the place and can run it however they want...

wp

When people raise or reraise internet amounts only to induce tilt. Even when I'm not in the hand it ****ing tilts the hell out of me.

Eg: Bet $25, raise to $55

Eg: Bet $50, raise to $145

die

lol Mike Matusow

When people make you show the losing hand only to un-necessarily put you on tilt.

Eg: Long session, you're tired, you are sitting on $200 at the 2/5 and don't feel like reloading. There is a raise to $30, 2 callers and you shove with T9. Initial raiser folds, one guy snaps.

The boards comes out insulting your all pride, ego, self-respect and dignity and makes you want to crawl in a hole with AK872

"You're good"
Idiot scumbag points at your cards.
"You're good. I got 10-high"
The scum of the Earth holds his cards as if he was to muck, claiming the pot.
Dealer tells him he's gotta show his cards to win.
Then the scumbag again, points at your cards and forced you to open before showing his QJ.

I mean, it's my last ****ing hand of the night, I've been running like hell and you actually need to see my losing hand you piece of ****?

titaniums, you're doig everything completely wrong

This, and also literally everyone hates you

Table game logic.

Well you can win if.... blah blah blah

this thread just took a turn for the awesome

There is this guy at my local homegame, which has some degen ticks in his face. When he is in a hand his nostrils and upperlip starting to spazz all over the place. when i c this im insta tilt lol

^ l.m.a.o.

I got a similar one. He's just some spotty kid acting cool. I don't care, but one time we came back from a break and there was only a few people at the table no one else came back yet. I got some junk hand, and shoved all in to collect all the dead money.

Douche kid insta comes back at that moment to sit in his BB. (Not a casino, just a local club with loose rules). He sees my shove and says "What, you shoved?" I say "yes" and then he looks at his cards. He peers at them, then slowly looks up at me with an incredulous expression. He then snorts, and thinks for about 10 seconds (at this point im thinking "ffs") before saying, "Well I guess i have to call!" and flips KK. When I show him my 47s or whatever it was he inwardly snorts again and looks at me with an expression of total surprise on his face.

Now whenever this douche is at my table I go on insta tilt just remembering that moment where he looks up at me slowly and I'm just thinking "oh ffs" before he's decided to call.

I prefer to just min bet in your situation lol

TWF

Internet scumbags that come play live and every ****ing move they make has the sole purpose of putting people on tilt.

There is a raise to 1200, reraise to 3400.
Blinds 1000/2000, open raise 2100.
There is a bet of 3200, raise to 9300.

Every. Single. ****ing. Time. 2x+change or 3x-change.

Guys who consistently ask to check it down after calling pfr.