donks calling my 5 bet with Q8o and hit runner runner for a 8 high flush on the river against my top set for a $3200 pot. and people taking up too much room at the table.

Bamping this great thread, i've just spent 3 days playing live and so much of the stuff itt applies.

What tilted me the most was when people who had 25 bb stacks at cash kept nagging me to hurry up when I took a minute to think about a decision in a 300 bb pot because "I'm wasting their time". Yeah i'm sure your time is really ****ing important when you're shortstacking 1/2 and been folding for last 2 hours.

So people speaking intelligently about poker annoys you?

1. When morbidly obese people sit next to me and say, "Everyone cup up".. I'm already lined up. Just because your fat extends beyond my cup holder doesn't mean it belongs to you.

2. When said people begin to smell like fresh **** five seconds after sitting down.

So did you tell it to him or you are just an internet hero?

I guess I'm an internet hero cause I just told him that I can take however long I want, I don't think he knew he could call the clock.

Anyway I'm not gonna say anything negative to a fish even if he's a shortstacking nit. That's what internet is for ldo

#1 biggest insta-tilt of all time...



#2 4-bet pot all-in... flop is 922. OMG i cant believe i folded! Im such an idiot!

What did you have?

THIS!

OMG i insta tilt when the old guys do this.

Another thing is they overbet preflop and overbet flop, then bet 1/5 pot on turn and 1/10 pot on river.

Classic Example...

1/2 nl. Old guy opens for $17 to win $3. get one caller. Pot is $32 he bets $60. Pot is $150 on the turn he bets $25. Pot is $200 on river he bets $15

insta tilt

People who bet $10 when they have $14 left...

When people ****ing dive into their stacks with their eyes and head after you've put out a well calculated bluff.

When right after c-betting a dry flop that you think no one connected, before you're even done putting the chips forward you realize Villain was already counting out his reds to float you. Don't you feel ****ing stupid now for betting.

When you bet the nuts, Villain reaches for the chips, piles them up ready to make the call, then goes back to check his cards. Yeah you were just trying to bluff catch me but now you got a ****ing tell so you better look at your ****ing cards now, ******.

People that don't put the $1 chips in for going all in for $1000+. Then you feel like a douche for asking for them. It's my ****ing money, do I have "Sun Youth Foundation" written on my forehead while playing Poker?

People that tip after winning the blinds.

The float play. Nothing tilts me more than the ****ing float play. I have AJ, flop is A-Q-6 and I have half a buy-in left, Villain checks, I c-bet, Villain calls. Turn is a brick, Villain checks and I check behind. River: Q. Villain pots it. I call, he has:


I mean, why not just take all my ****ing money right on the ****ing flop you ****ing f aggot?

Can't stand people eating at the tables. Food stinks, takes way to long to play his hand, and always is greasy food.

Another one is (and I see this alot), people think they are at the final table of the championship, and play every hand like its just that. Your not on TV, no one wants to watch you put your sunglasses on, read your cards, cap your cards, fold your hands over your mouth, and then 25 seconds later, FOLD.

Not keeping the game moving is my number 1. Calling a $2 BB should not take more than a few seconds.

#1 on the list def tilts me the most.

I don't think "when I get outplayed" was meant to be included here.

I don't get tilted, just find myself laughing sometimes. Like when a guy puts in 90 dollars of his 180 dollar stack in preflop. Board JJ9. Check check. Turn 4, bet 20, AA calls. River 5, bet 25, AA calls.

Villain has JJ.

rofl

People that say "two [something]" instead of pockets. Eg: Instead of saying Pockets Queens, they'll say "I had two Queens" or "So I raised with two tens". Worst is those French ******s with the mute "s". On a Kxx flop, "I folded two queen". Wat? Q2? STFU

"If you got me, you got me. I'm all in"

If he has an ace good luck to him

Must have been mentioned 1000 times, but I'll mention it again.
When people tell me what they folded preflop. I don't give a flying ****ing **** what you folded.

wat
I can't imagine anything less tilting

They usually do this when you win a bigger pot and they had some crappy hand that would've hit hard.

Easy to shake off imo, just tell them "Yeah man, I wouldn't fold that, the low cards are really hitting tonight" or some bad joke like "Well it's a good thing that you folded because otherwise I wouldn't have won lol".

I lol'd

This **** is so prevalent at 1/2...... It tilts me so hard when i have like BPNK and a FD and they overbet flop, same bet OTT (of course I miss), same bet OTR (I miss again) and I'm getting 5.5:1 and want to call so bad but know I'm beat by like TPNK.

When people dont say all-in, they just push their stack out. And leave a $5 chip on their cards. then u have to say raise $5 and everyone thinks your a jerk. Kinda annoying

This:

6 handed

family pot, i call OTB with 98s

flop: 884

checks to CO who shoves for 10x the pot, i call, folds around

villain has 64o

turn: 5
river: 7

me: "Lol. What were you trying to do there?"

villain: "What do you mean? I was going for the straight. You just gotta know how to play your cards man."

Not immediately tabling your hand is the most tilting thing ever - especially when it's a standoff for over 30 seconds straight, then one player shows one card omg I want to ****ing stab them in the face - you have to show both cards to win a holdem pot at any casino in the world so it just makes you look like a ****ing rookie

Or asking for a wash, it's like holy **** you're at least 18 years old do you not understand basic math/probability? Oh a queen came up on 2 flops in a row time to get a wash I believe that'll change my luck even though i'm a grown ass man