Online i see fish berating other players telling them to go play bingo all the time. It has to be the most common insult they give. Either that or just them saying "joke". Both of them tilt me to no end because it's all they ever say right before they leave and go play somewhere else where I'm not at. Not in a live game but still monkey tilts me to no end.

Live tournament in Casino.

I had to change tables and still got about the starting stack after playing 25% of my hands , 5000, blinds at 150/300.

I was sitting at the table for 17 seconds.. First hand got dealt KK. One guy raises, another reraises I go over the top all in. 1 caller with AK, A in the window. I leave without saying anything.

AK-guy starts getting angry?? I quote : " IF YOU DONT PLAY A HAND AND BLEED CHIPS THAN IT IS YOUR OWN FAULT YOU GET A SUCKOUT".









I sliced his throat with my cards..

People at a pub game near me that ask "how much do I have to put in" when you make a bet or raise. You do not HAVE to put in anything. Inevitable suckout ensues.

"I had to call, there was too much in the pot" (spikes gutshot)

People that tank for like five minutes, stare at their chips, stare at you, announce "I'm all in" like they're pulling the sickest bluff of the century with their AA/KK.

"I think I want to have a gamble with you"

When the table seems visibly annoyed that you've raised, or pushed all in. Why are you raising!? Thats really rude!

The stinky old man with eyebrows like caterpillars that always coolers me and sucks out on me because QJ is "a premium holding"

The fact that nobody has cottoned on that there is a kid that only plays the top 2% of hands every time at the cash tables, and yet they call him down everytime regardless.

Words from someone who obviously isn't rolled for live NL100

Newbs that come to the Poker rooms (1/2 NL) after watching Poker on TV and when comes times to go all in, they grab their chip stack with both hands and push their entire stack in the middle double-fisted (with fingers pointing down), all $45 of their stack.

People that have savings accounts and a loan account at the same time. Are you kidding me? I don't lose much respect for people paying high rake, taking shots and falling, getting unlucky or even having bad game but keeping on playing Poker. But people that have a $10,000 1% interest baring account and a $5,000 7% loan at the same time tilts the hell out of me.

when it gets raised under the gun when i have aces... in BB and button calls in a cap game of course
and i cap it pre flop with AA to 20 bucks.
and the button of course calls and the flops 888 and i lose to 83 playing the button.

or when i have KK and i raise it and 1 caller has q4 suited and the flops 944

all in 5 minutes

wait it didnt tilt me just made me hate a certain table at a casino


o when i raise ace king and ace 8 puts me all in and the fllops AA4 turn 4 and i chop it

^ No bad beat stories please.

I got tilted pretty bad at a casino last friday and lost 2.5x buyins at 1-1. I'm not rolled for 1-1, so it stung. 6 hours of card dead, pretty standard though.

The thing that tilted me where the people on the table.

You had an old man with about £500 who checked when he had nothing, and bet 1.5x pot when he had the nuts. Those were his moves. He sat back reading a book the whole session. When he wasn't in a hand he leaned back, opened a book and continued to read from it. Wow wtf couldn't wait to stack him but I didn't get the chance. He said he's a semi pro. Maybe he is idk but he tilted me all the same. His formula is probably +ev there. Kept having to be reminded it was his go when it got to him because his book was so interesting to him. He acted like everyone was wasting his time, and called clock on someone who had a decision for a £500 pot who was thinking a while which was a douche bag thing to do.

Then there was a young guy self declared semi pro who bought in for £40 and turned it into about £500 in 1 hour before leaving to play a £30 tournament. He owns a Bugatti Veron apparently.

Then there was this young guy who was uber fish, for some reason everytime I raised and no one else, he minraised me. I raise to £8 and he thinks for about 2 minutes and makes it £16. I cbet another flop for £15 he tanks and makes it £30. He loves to minraise. The only bet I saw him do.

Then there was a guy at the table who kept calling me a semi pro because I 3bet him one time, anytime he bet OOP he had nothing, but he would C/R non stop the whole night. It was his only move. C/R. C/R. omg lol. For some reason when ever I got a marginal hand to vbet he always C/R me and showed me a monster.

There were so many minraises on the table it was unbeleivable. A standard pot would be, minraise dude raises to £2, old book guy makes it £4, C/R guy makes it £8 and I make it £30 with AKo (OOP of course). Call call call. I asked the dealer if this was a limit game and she said "you've been sitting here for 5 hours and you don't know what game we are playing?" (didn't quite get the joke).

Went to casino about a week ago and there was some ****** guy. I'm sorry but just wtf...

3-way action pre, about 80BB effective, and 2 players call the 3-bet pre so pot is like 40BB or something. Then the ******, who is IP, calls a flop c-bet. He then raises the turn leaving 1 chip behind. At this point it's HU I think, and the pot is like 180BB or smthng, and ****** has one chip left. The board pairs on the river and it's not hard to see what happens next...

I did a Phil Ivey-shocked face when I realized he actually was considering folding the river. And he did. What a ******. I mean seriously

Gullanian, that was a tr, not a specific lol

Wow, that would life-tilt the **** out of me.

That's a lot of semi-pros at a 1/1 table.

Yeah sick game these are the sharks I swim with

I really really hate when people must always count out the chips then say action

example I will usually bet like 50 and see if I might get action on it before touching my chips...

Or worse they are calling my value bet on rivet and suck at counting out the chips so it takes two minutes when they can just say call and show their rivered better hand

totally this. I tilt so bad when some idiot rivered me and takes forever to show because he/she is counting chips, just show the effing hand so you can get shipped the pot moron.

+10000000000

Old guys that ask "how much?" when they hold they nuts instead of just saying Call. Then they will count it out one chip at a time.

live poker is tilting

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people who call sets trips and trips sets

speak to me

People that have to have a reaction and delay preflop to every raise like theyre on TV. Just FOLD

Slow rolls can put me on tilt, even when I am not in the hand.

People that sit at the 1/2 with $20 and flat call the $5 straddle.

lol everytime I come here I have something to post.

dont let you multi-table

Grunch: When people have 0 clue about their opponents remaining chip stack. Pot will be like $150, the river will come out and one person has like $75 chips left and their opponents bets like $60, just completely unaware that they could easily win 3 more chips if they took the time to realize their opponents stack.

^^ No because an "All in" is easier for someone to fold to than a number amount, no matter how close to the stack size. Someone could have the nuts and bet $60 to maximize chances to get called. Someone could *make it look* like he wants a call by announcing $60 when in fact he is bluffing.

However, when someone is bluffing and has his All-In called, he feels really stupid. When someone has the nuts and his All-In gets folded to, he feels really stupid, like "Ah shucks I scared him away". People don't like to feel stupid. People want to feel smart and crafty, even when most Poker decisions are trivial.

The 450 lb dealer who smells like a wet dog and I am in seat one. God damned I've never been near a human who smelled like that.