Things people do in casinos that tilt you
06-10-2010
, 11:27 PM
06-11-2010
, 01:37 AM
06-11-2010
, 01:56 AM
06-11-2010
, 03:24 PM
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There's this guy, that ****ing guy, at my local casino where only 1/2 NL is played, rarely 2/5. He was born with that smug look on his face, just a little smile always in the corner of his mouth with a somewhat empty look from which you can see that he does not give a **** about anyone. Rich businessman type, keeps 40 buy-ins for that game in 100$ bills.
As long as he has money and a draw, he will draw. Naturally he would not be annoying if he wasn't so ****ing lucky.
I get AA (his raise is always 10$, no matter what the hand, so basically we're playing 1$/10$), he makes it 10$ from UTG, i make it 100$ from MP1 (standard), he calls and the flop comes Q25 rainbow. He checks, i bet my remaining 100$ and he calls showing Q2o which holds up.
''I told you aces are never good'' he says, with a little wink in my direction. Adding that he will call my all-ins cause aces ain't ****
I get AA, 10$ raise from him, i make it 100$ again, he goes all-in and of course i go along for the ride. KxxxQ and he tables the KQo.
LITTLE wink in my direction with a smile.
I get AA (the next week), limp UTG to check-raise him seeing as otherwise he calls raises and the table follows along. I check-raise to 100$ (Mind you we're both 500$ deep at this point). He says 'it's so cheap, i can't afford not to go' and calls. FLOP : 35J rainbow. I bet 200 into the initial 150$ into 200$. It's still cheap so he goes along, turn 8, completing the rainbow. I bet my remaining 250$ and he goes 'Ah might as well now'. The river comes a 7 and he flips over the 46o for the straight.
And gives me a little wink, that ****ing guy.
As long as he has money and a draw, he will draw. Naturally he would not be annoying if he wasn't so ****ing lucky.
I get AA (his raise is always 10$, no matter what the hand, so basically we're playing 1$/10$), he makes it 10$ from UTG, i make it 100$ from MP1 (standard), he calls and the flop comes Q25 rainbow. He checks, i bet my remaining 100$ and he calls showing Q2o which holds up.
''I told you aces are never good'' he says, with a little wink in my direction. Adding that he will call my all-ins cause aces ain't ****
I get AA, 10$ raise from him, i make it 100$ again, he goes all-in and of course i go along for the ride. KxxxQ and he tables the KQo.
LITTLE wink in my direction with a smile.
I get AA (the next week), limp UTG to check-raise him seeing as otherwise he calls raises and the table follows along. I check-raise to 100$ (Mind you we're both 500$ deep at this point). He says 'it's so cheap, i can't afford not to go' and calls. FLOP : 35J rainbow. I bet 200 into the initial 150$ into 200$. It's still cheap so he goes along, turn 8, completing the rainbow. I bet my remaining 250$ and he goes 'Ah might as well now'. The river comes a 7 and he flips over the 46o for the straight.
And gives me a little wink, that ****ing guy.
06-11-2010
, 03:26 PM
06-11-2010
, 03:35 PM
The scariest thing is this guy didn't search for this picture at all
06-11-2010
, 03:42 PM
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*People that min raise preflop and POT the flop.
*Dealers that mess up the side pot and when you correct them, "let me do my job" they say.
*People that fold the obvious best hand on the flop because there are 2 spades out and they did not want to lose to the flush. That's really their reasonning! One guy once folded JJ on KJ4 (two clubs) because he "did not want to lose to the flush".
*Asian floaters. Call call call, just waiting for you to check OOP on a scare card so they could pot it, regardless of their cards.
*People that call off half of their stack preflop or on the flop and c/f on the next street.
*People (read pessimists) that talk during the hand,
eg: flop is 722r, I check he bets I call. Turn: 10. I check, he goes "arg you got me, check". Sometimes it's their body language that gives this away. But it's okay, more free money for me.
HOWEVER, in the above example:
Flop 7
22
, I c/c his standard 1/3 pot c-bet
Turn: 10
, I check, he checks while shaking his head
River: A, I bet big, he goes "arghh.. alright, here, gift" and calls your bluff with 75o or pocket 3's or some sh&t.
*Dealers that mess up the side pot and when you correct them, "let me do my job" they say.
*People that fold the obvious best hand on the flop because there are 2 spades out and they did not want to lose to the flush. That's really their reasonning! One guy once folded JJ on KJ4 (two clubs) because he "did not want to lose to the flush".
*Asian floaters. Call call call, just waiting for you to check OOP on a scare card so they could pot it, regardless of their cards.
*People that call off half of their stack preflop or on the flop and c/f on the next street.
*People (read pessimists) that talk during the hand,
eg: flop is 722r, I check he bets I call. Turn: 10. I check, he goes "arg you got me, check". Sometimes it's their body language that gives this away. But it's okay, more free money for me.
HOWEVER, in the above example:
Flop 7
22, I c/c his standard 1/3 pot c-betTurn: 10
, I check, he checks while shaking his headRiver: A
, I bet big, he goes "arghh.. alright, here, gift" and calls your bluff with 75o or pocket 3's or some sh&t.
