The most annoying thing is when bad players are winning and im losing, it hurts and makes me feel sick

lolol@ asians who act like scotty nguyen hahah that would tilt the shiit outta me...
"try harder babyyy"

The "Technical Read" Guy.

"I'm all in." (Ships in last $17)

Folds to Technical Read Guy.

(Tanks, stares you down) "A9? 4's, maybe...would you do that with 4's, maybe...that or King-Rag. Oh well I'm not getting the odds I guess." (Folds)

(TABLE FLIP)

The good ol' short-stack-with <10%-pot-left-behind smile-check-slowroll-call on the river with the nuts.

ygos?

Hot chicks with semi exposed big cleavage or even ugly ones kinda tilt me too

i lol'd.

So I am out of position against this old guy drooler who thinks any top pair+ is the absolute stone cold nuts and gets all excited putting his bets in.

I have KQ and the flop is K6T.
I put a c-bet of $25, the monkey CALLS.

Turn: K
I check and the monkey puts $45, I immediately raise to $180 and of course he asks the dealer "how much". Then counts the chips out $5 at a time and pushes them forward. All he had to do was say CALL.

River is a X
At this point I have about $200 left. I want him to pay me off because I really put him on second pair being the idiot he was.

I say "One fifty-five".
The old guy thinks for a minute and goes "TWO FIFTY-FIVE!!!"

I'm like look at this ****** (pointing to my $45 stack) and I tell him he can't even go from $155 to $255, dumbass.

He says, "OK ALL IN" as he pushes his $450 stack into the middle.

At this point I wanted to slap the ********** and destroy everything around me. Everything that happened in this hand was life tilting. As soon as I splash my chips into the pot, almost injuring the dealer, the drooler goes "I have a set of clubs". F OFF!

Cliffs:
- Old guy calls everything.
- Old guy calls a check-raise on a paired board with suited rags, asks the dealer "how much" and counts it out one at a time.
- Old guy sucks out (obv).
- Old guy makes an invalid raise, but also a useless raise as I did not even have that much left.
- Old guy string shoves even more chips when I have only loose change remainning.
- Old guy doesn't even know proper poker terminology and thus unintentionally slow-rolls a flush letting me think for a second that he also had a King.

I would have gone bat**** insane if someone did that to me.

Haha - a set of clubs, I'll have to use that.

Haha, good story.

seeing 3/4 of you yahoo's in the casino would tilt me. Half the **** i am seeing ITT are beats because of bad play on your part!!!

thank you for bringin the thread back... a set of clubs, fantastic.

Little deviation but reminded of a story my friend told me. He was in Vegas watching a 5-10NL game which JaRule was playing in. The thing he said he remembered most.....JaRule eating greasy cheese fries at the table.

Racist ban plz

and excatly where was the guy racist?

I believe it was when he uttered the inflammatory string, "f a story my friend told me. He was in Ve."

He should be perma-banned for

playing live about 3 months ago. arrive at the 1/2 table and lay witness to 2 of the ugliest, unshaven, unwashed obese degenerates of all time. Im sat next to them both and realise that if i keep playing im going to spend the next 3-4 hours in a pungent realm of b.o and cheap wine which they are both excreting. I decide the money is probably worth it so i stick around.

15 minutes into my session one of them is greeted by a visually repulsed hostess who hands him a greasy cheese pizza. He proceeds to scoff it down without breathing, lick each grubby fat finger individually and smear the cheese grease saliva concoction all over the next lot of 3 hands he is dealt. As he mucks each time you can actually see the fresh greasy shine covering the cards

I decide i can't handle anymore and get up to leave. Haven't been back since.

Things people do in casinos that tilt me:
Draw breath

I'm actually sick to my stomach from reading that, like seriously.

I hate it when I go to the WC and see guys taking a leak or even coming out of the stalls and exiting WITHOUT washing their hands. I have no interest in touching cards or chips that they have touched right after going for #1 or (even worse) #2.

The food eating at a poker table should be banned. Tilts me to ****! (Unless they want to share )

The main thing that tilts me so hard is other players whispering to each other about the hand you are still playing when EVERYONE can hear them! I do enjoy some of their reads though and often you can use it to your advantage

Also, people who win a large pot with a suck out and say sorry.. For **** sake you are not sorry!! If you are sorry, give it back!

greedy dealers who feel they need to remind you of their tip -.-

Dammit im tipping you when i want it ^^

Leaving to the valet to get your Ferrari and discovering that some drunken prick got it before you...

Tard playing 80/5 limps in a 1/2 game, another limper then I look at AA, make it 12, 2 ppl call this before it gets back to the original limper.

He decides to make it 60. Effective stacks are 350

The 2 limpers fold and I decide to make it 170. Two guys in for 12 fold and the tard quickly calls.

Flop comes 467r which i am pretty happy about. Tard bets 50 into the >€300 pot. I ship in.

He thinks for about 30 seconds, then shrugs and calls. I spread my AA on the table he nods in disappointment and reluctantly shows his 8c5c.

Almost got banned from the casino. After I had cooled down I asked him why he would call 170 preflop with that hand and he responded by saying it was because he knew what I had.

RRRRAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE