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Old 05-06-2010, 03:47 PM   #401
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

The most annoying thing is when bad players are winning and im losing, it hurts and makes me feel sick
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Old 05-06-2010, 07:12 PM   #402
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lolol@ asians who act like scotty nguyen hahah that would tilt the shiit outta me...
"try harder babyyy"
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Old 05-07-2010, 12:50 AM   #403
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

The "Technical Read" Guy.

"I'm all in." (Ships in last $17)

Folds to Technical Read Guy.

(Tanks, stares you down) "A9? 4's, maybe...would you do that with 4's, maybe...that or King-Rag. Oh well I'm not getting the odds I guess." (Folds)

(TABLE FLIP)
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Old 05-07-2010, 01:55 AM   #404
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

The good ol' short-stack-with <10%-pot-left-behind smile-check-slowroll-call on the river with the nuts.
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Old 05-07-2010, 03:12 AM   #405
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1) The players that pretend to be extremely drunk when they're really not.

2) Talking in a suggestive manner when im in a big hand and they're not.

3) Big uncovered cleavage.

4) People with horrendous odors or breathe.
ygos?
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Old 05-07-2010, 03:14 AM   #406
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Hot chicks with semi exposed big cleavage or even ugly ones kinda tilt me too
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Old 05-07-2010, 03:38 AM   #407
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People that call the floor because I'm masterbating with my free hand.
i lol'd.
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Old 05-13-2010, 05:37 PM   #408
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

So I am out of position against this old guy drooler who thinks any top pair+ is the absolute stone cold nuts and gets all excited putting his bets in.

I have KQ and the flop is K6T.
I put a c-bet of $25, the monkey CALLS.

Turn: K
I check and the monkey puts $45, I immediately raise to $180 and of course he asks the dealer "how much". Then counts the chips out $5 at a time and pushes them forward. All he had to do was say CALL.

River is a X
At this point I have about $200 left. I want him to pay me off because I really put him on second pair being the idiot he was.

I say "One fifty-five".
The old guy thinks for a minute and goes "TWO FIFTY-FIVE!!!"

I'm like look at this retard (pointing to my $45 stack) and I tell him he can't even go from $155 to $255, dumbass.

He says, "OK ALL IN" as he pushes his $450 stack into the middle.

At this point I wanted to slap the ********** and destroy everything around me. Everything that happened in this hand was life tilting. As soon as I splash my chips into the pot, almost injuring the dealer, the drooler goes "I have a set of clubs". F OFF!

Cliffs:
- Old guy calls everything.
- Old guy calls a check-raise on a paired board with suited rags, asks the dealer "how much" and counts it out one at a time.
- Old guy sucks out (obv).
- Old guy makes an invalid raise, but also a useless raise as I did not even have that much left.
- Old guy string shoves even more chips when I have only loose change remainning.
- Old guy doesn't even know proper poker terminology and thus unintentionally slow-rolls a flush letting me think for a second that he also had a King.

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Old 05-13-2010, 06:10 PM   #409
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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So I am out of position against this old guy drooler who thinks any top pair+ is the absolute stone cold nuts and gets all excited putting his bets in.

I have KQ and the flop is K6T.
I put a c-bet of $25, the monkey CALLS.

Turn: K
I check and the monkey puts $45, I immediately raise to $180 and of course he asks the dealer "how much". Then counts the chips out $5 at a time and pushes them forward. All he had to do was say CALL.

River is a X
At this point I have about $200 left. I want him to pay me off because I really put him on second pair being the idiot he was.

I say "One fifty-five".
The old guy thinks for a minute and goes "TWO FIFTY-FIVE!!!"

I'm like look at this retard (pointing to my $45 stack) and I tell him he can't even go from $155 to $255, dumbass.

He says, "OK ALL IN" as he pushes his $450 stack into the middle.

At this point I wanted to slap the ********** and destroy everything around me. Everything that happened in this hand was life tilting. As soon as I splash my chips into the pot, almost injuring the dealer, the drooler goes "I have a set of clubs". F OFF!

Cliffs:
- Old guy calls everything.
- Old guy calls a check-raise on a paired board with suited rags, asks the dealer "how much" and counts it out one at a time.
- Old guy sucks out (obv).
- Old guy makes an invalid raise, but also a useless raise as I did not even have that much left.
- Old guy string shoves even more chips when I have only loose change remainning.
- Old guy doesn't even know proper poker terminology and thus unintentionally slow-rolls a flush letting me think for a second that he also had a King.

I would have gone bat**** insane if someone did that to me.
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Old 05-13-2010, 08:36 PM   #410
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Haha - a set of clubs, I'll have to use that.
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Old 05-13-2010, 08:47 PM   #411
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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So I am out of position against this old guy drooler who thinks any top pair+ is the absolute stone cold nuts and gets all excited putting his bets in.

I have KQ and the flop is K6T.
I put a c-bet of $25, the monkey CALLS.

Turn: K
I check and the monkey puts $45, I immediately raise to $180 and of course he asks the dealer "how much". Then counts the chips out $5 at a time and pushes them forward. All he had to do was say CALL.

River is a X
At this point I have about $200 left. I want him to pay me off because I really put him on second pair being the idiot he was.

I say "One fifty-five".
The old guy thinks for a minute and goes "TWO FIFTY-FIVE!!!"

I'm like look at this retard (pointing to my $45 stack) and I tell him he can't even go from $155 to $255, dumbass.

He says, "OK ALL IN" as he pushes his $450 stack into the middle.

At this point I wanted to slap the ********** and destroy everything around me. Everything that happened in this hand was life tilting. As soon as I splash my chips into the pot, almost injuring the dealer, the drooler goes "I have a set of clubs". F OFF!

Cliffs:
- Old guy calls everything.
- Old guy calls a check-raise on a paired board with suited rags, asks the dealer "how much" and counts it out one at a time.
- Old guy sucks out (obv).
- Old guy makes an invalid raise, but also a useless raise as I did not even have that much left.
- Old guy string shoves even more chips when I have only loose change remainning.
- Old guy doesn't even know proper poker terminology and thus unintentionally slow-rolls a flush letting me think for a second that he also had a King.
Haha, good story.
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Old 05-13-2010, 09:58 PM   #412
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

seeing 3/4 of you yahoo's in the casino would tilt me. Half the **** i am seeing ITT are beats because of bad play on your part!!!
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Old 05-13-2010, 10:05 PM   #413
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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So I am out of position against this old guy drooler who thinks any top pair+ is the absolute stone cold nuts and gets all excited putting his bets in.

I have KQ and the flop is K6T.
I put a c-bet of $25, the monkey CALLS.

Turn: K
I check and the monkey puts $45, I immediately raise to $180 and of course he asks the dealer "how much". Then counts the chips out $5 at a time and pushes them forward. All he had to do was say CALL.

River is a X
At this point I have about $200 left. I want him to pay me off because I really put him on second pair being the idiot he was.

I say "One fifty-five".
The old guy thinks for a minute and goes "TWO FIFTY-FIVE!!!"

I'm like look at this retard (pointing to my $45 stack) and I tell him he can't even go from $155 to $255, dumbass.

He says, "OK ALL IN" as he pushes his $450 stack into the middle.

At this point I wanted to slap the ********** and destroy everything around me. Everything that happened in this hand was life tilting. As soon as I splash my chips into the pot, almost injuring the dealer, the drooler goes "I have a set of clubs". F OFF!

Cliffs:
- Old guy calls everything.
- Old guy calls a check-raise on a paired board with suited rags, asks the dealer "how much" and counts it out one at a time.
- Old guy sucks out (obv).
- Old guy makes an invalid raise, but also a useless raise as I did not even have that much left.
- Old guy string shoves even more chips when I have only loose change remainning.
- Old guy doesn't even know proper poker terminology and thus unintentionally slow-rolls a flush letting me think for a second that he also had a King.
thank you for bringin the thread back... a set of clubs, fantastic.
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Old 05-14-2010, 02:19 AM   #414
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with forks, yes. but when you see someone with mayo all over their hands, or grease from fries, i insta-puke.
Little deviation but reminded of a story my friend told me. He was in Vegas watching a 5-10NL game which JaRule was playing in. The thing he said he remembered most.....JaRule eating greasy cheese fries at the table.
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Old 05-14-2010, 02:22 AM   #415
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Little deviation but reminded of a story my friend told me. He was in Vegas watching a 5-10NL game which JaRule was playing in. The thing he said he remembered most.....JaRule eating greasy cheese fries at the table.
Racist ban plz
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Old 05-14-2010, 08:06 AM   #416
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Racist ban plz
and excatly where was the guy racist?
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Old 05-14-2010, 08:11 AM   #417
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and excatly where was the guy racist?
I believe it was when he uttered the inflammatory string, "f a story my friend told me. He was in Ve."

He should be perma-banned for
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Old 05-14-2010, 10:54 AM   #418
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

playing live about 3 months ago. arrive at the 1/2 table and lay witness to 2 of the ugliest, unshaven, unwashed obese degenerates of all time. Im sat next to them both and realise that if i keep playing im going to spend the next 3-4 hours in a pungent realm of b.o and cheap wine which they are both excreting. I decide the money is probably worth it so i stick around.

15 minutes into my session one of them is greeted by a visually repulsed hostess who hands him a greasy cheese pizza. He proceeds to scoff it down without breathing, lick each grubby fat finger individually and smear the cheese grease saliva concoction all over the next lot of 3 hands he is dealt. As he mucks each time you can actually see the fresh greasy shine covering the cards

I decide i can't handle anymore and get up to leave. Haven't been back since.
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Old 05-14-2010, 11:08 AM   #419
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Things people do in casinos that tilt me:
Draw breath
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Old 05-14-2010, 11:15 AM   #420
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playing live about 3 months ago. arrive at the 1/2 table and lay witness to 2 of the ugliest, unshaven, unwashed obese degenerates of all time. Im sat next to them both and realise that if i keep playing im going to spend the next 3-4 hours in a pungent realm of b.o and cheap wine which they are both excreting. I decide the money is probably worth it so i stick around.

15 minutes into my session one of them is greeted by a visually repulsed hostess who hands him a greasy cheese pizza. He proceeds to scoff it down without breathing, lick each grubby fat finger individually and smear the cheese grease saliva concoction all over the next lot of 3 hands he is dealt. As he mucks each time you can actually see the fresh greasy shine covering the cards

I decide i can't handle anymore and get up to leave. Haven't been back since.
I'm actually sick to my stomach from reading that, like seriously.
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Old 05-14-2010, 11:25 AM   #421
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

I hate it when I go to the WC and see guys taking a leak or even coming out of the stalls and exiting WITHOUT washing their hands. I have no interest in touching cards or chips that they have touched right after going for #1 or (even worse) #2.
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Old 05-14-2010, 11:27 AM   #422
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The food eating at a poker table should be banned. Tilts me to ****! (Unless they want to share )

The main thing that tilts me so hard is other players whispering to each other about the hand you are still playing when EVERYONE can hear them! I do enjoy some of their reads though and often you can use it to your advantage

Also, people who win a large pot with a suck out and say sorry.. For **** sake you are not sorry!! If you are sorry, give it back!
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:32 PM   #423
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greedy dealers who feel they need to remind you of their tip -.-

Dammit im tipping you when i want it ^^
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:40 PM   #424
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Leaving to the valet to get your Ferrari and discovering that some drunken prick got it before you...
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:56 PM   #425
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Tard playing 80/5 limps in a 1/2 game, another limper then I look at AA, make it 12, 2 ppl call this before it gets back to the original limper.

He decides to make it 60. Effective stacks are 350

The 2 limpers fold and I decide to make it 170. Two guys in for 12 fold and the tard quickly calls.

Flop comes 467r which i am pretty happy about. Tard bets 50 into the >€300 pot. I ship in.

He thinks for about 30 seconds, then shrugs and calls. I spread my AA on the table he nods in disappointment and reluctantly shows his 8c5c.

Almost got banned from the casino. After I had cooled down I asked him why he would call 170 preflop with that hand and he responded by saying it was because he knew what I had.

RRRRAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE
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