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Originally Posted by Sub-Zer0118
Someone has probobly said this but when you are the button and it is folded to you and BB fish calls. The flop comes middle pair for you AQ6. You let out a continuation bet and they call. On the turn, a blank comes up and you fire another barrell a little higher. They call. The river comes blank and you give up and check. The whole hand they have been agonizing calling and betting and then they finally let out a
minimum bet on river after ou checked. I tilted so bad and raised and he called with 88. :d this has happened more than once but the last time it happened that guy looked like he was pissed at the world when thr dealer shipped me that pot
When that happens I just wanna punch the ****ing ********** in the balls. Wait, you said you were BTN, wouldn't you have position on him? How can he bet riv AFTER you checked?
- People that call your c-bet, your turn c/r and your river POT sized bluff with bottom pair on a 4-flush, after holding their cards horizontally for 20 seconds.
- When you go all in with your overpair on the turn and the old fart with Parkinson's desease asks "how much", dealer answers, he nods "yes, I will follow him". He has the nuts.
- Tables with more than 3 Asians that are not fishes. 90% of the time they are colluding, especially when one is a woman.
- Black kids with a fro, a baseball cap with shiny scripts above the fro and 8 chains. I dunno I just can't compute the scenario in my brain. Most of them are short-stackers and fold after flat calling a 3-bet from early position.
- Middle-aged men with glasses (geeks or nerds) that giggle like 9-year-old girls.