When the massage girl uses too much oil, rubs all the way down to the butt, but refuses to hit a bullseye no matter how much I shift around in my seat. Like seriously, take a hint.
I hated the old guy who always licked his chips when he was nervous about being in a big pot. One time his teeth fell out while doing this. Heard he died with Covid last month.
When you are in the SB and ask the BB if they want to chop, and they refuse. You fold and move on to the next hand, and now when it is their turn in the SB and they ask the BB to chop, who obliges.
1. people that play 50/0 and of course have a $800 stack at a 1/2 table.
2. people who wear poker t-shirts.
3. asians who act like scotty nguyen.
4. people who berate fish.
5. fish berating other fish.
people who wear their local casinos jacket that they bought or won by getting quad aces.
hes saying that sometimes players will be facing a bet or a raise and the player in question counts out calling chips and even more chips (making it look as if he is gonna raise) and then instead just throws in calling chips.
People that commit to putting their smallest denomination in for a call.
Bet of $75? 10 white chips and 13 red. With a pile of greens and blacks behind. Re-raised to $250.. counts out all the reds five at a time until there are no more, then reaches for two greens. Of course will need change on the flop.
People in the pit who buy in as needed.
They have $1,000 in $100s/$20s/10s
Playing like Ultimate or 3 Card, buy in $200
They need $35 more to complete a bet, pull out two $20s
Check change $40!
Tom!
Check change $40
Tom!
4 mins later has to buy $60 more.
Needs $1 chips for some dumb progressive and instead of giving the dealer a $5 chip, pulls out 6 $1 bills. Check change $6!
I used to be worried that people would think that when one of my exes used to sit behind me, but it truly was an exact 50/50 combo of the two things BSumner proposed.