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Originally Posted by Mr.Happy
This is the absolute stone-cold number-one way to put people on super aggro money tilt. A "haha I love it when I beat pocket aces, you got outplayed" and a brief affirmation that you made a good play calling with 78 because the flop came 456 ("OBVIOUSLY it was a good call preflop because I got a straight, wtf how can it be a bad call I won like $200 didn't I?") will send their blood pressure through the roof (and their standard of play through the floor).
A few weeks ago there was this jagbag at my table, (I mean, a dude in his 40's with a facemask that says "Gucci" across it in huge letters? AYFKM!?!?!?!) and he was just an idiot and not very good, but had all the attitude, I ended up sucking out on him in a big pot and when he insulted me I said with total seriousness and the straightest face I could muster, "dude, I've been studying up and practicing at home on how to suck out on the flop, dont get mad at me you havent done your homework!"
I've been waiting a long time to use that line and he went off on a rant for 10 minutes on me and I just acted confused and insisted, "dude, dont get mad at me, learn how to suckout better, what's your problem? Leave me alone, I just played it better" I kept sneaking a look at the dealer who I am friends with since I've been playing at that room for years and Gucci-man is a newbie, and she was doing all she could not to burst out laughing.
Most satisfying moment at the table in a long long time. It was KK vs AA and I hit the K.