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Originally Posted by Little Carmine
After scooping a pot, a player starts stacking his wins, forgetting to return his cards. (This part happens to us all)
The dealer asks "Can I have those cards back?"
Player jokingly responds "No I'd rather keep these!"
Tilt b/c (1) I hear the same lame joke 3x/session, (2) always from a similar looking old nit, (3) person always delays a few seconds for comedic effect delaying the game further, (4) tends to happen when I am card dead.
(x) DalTXColtsFan is guilty of this.
( ) DalTXColtsFan realized that it tilts the other players.
(x) DalTXColtsFan, now armed with this information, intends to increase the frequency of the joke in the hopes that the tilting of the other players will work to his advantage.
inb4 someone responds ( ) DalTXColtsFan has a penis thinking they're so original and witty