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Old 10-29-2017, 07:13 PM   #3826
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Being a buck-teethed, bearded mongolian with a constant goofy smile
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Old 10-30-2017, 12:52 AM   #3827
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Keeping 5 different denominations in one vertical stack. Then taking 45 seconds to unstack them. On each street.
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Old 10-30-2017, 01:42 PM   #3828
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Being a buck-teethed, bearded mongolian with a constant goofy smile


I didn't know we played together
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Old 10-31-2017, 03:59 PM   #3829
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People that use card protectors


As long as it’s a reasonable size, ie something smaller than an actual card, I’ll never have an issue with a card protector.
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Old 10-31-2017, 10:14 PM   #3830
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

People who don't use card protectors in the 1 and 10 seats and hold up the game for 5 minutes fighting with the dealer when his cards are taken by mistake.
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Old 10-31-2017, 10:47 PM   #3831
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People who don't use card protectors in the 1 and 10 seats and hold up the game for 5 minutes fighting with the dealer when his cards are taken by mistake.
What happened to just holding on to your cards with 1 hand? Don't need a dumb card protector.
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Old 11-01-2017, 03:28 AM   #3832
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Dealers that snap - call you out for your cell phone on the rail but mess up the deal almost every single down. Premature turn cards, exposed cards, not paying attention to action, not paying attention to angles. ***** if you're gonna be OCD perfectionist about the rules how about following the game to the tee and be a perfect dealer, you know, where real money is involved.
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Old 11-01-2017, 04:15 AM   #3833
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Stop using your cellphone on the rail MTT
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Old 11-05-2017, 07:14 AM   #3834
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Nothing accept dirty (card spying) railing friends of other players who are behind me is annoying.
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Old 11-09-2017, 07:14 PM   #3835
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You sound like a friendly guy who I would love to sit down left of.
Bluffers can belong on your left btw.
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:27 PM   #3836
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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Dealers that snap - call you out for your cell phone on the rail but mess up the deal almost every single down. Premature turn cards, exposed cards, not paying attention to action, not paying attention to angles. ***** if you're gonna be OCD perfectionist about the rules how about following the game to the tee and be a perfect dealer, you know, where real money is involved.
i've never been called out for cell phone on the rail. must be just you. if i were you, i'd take that sh*t personal and complain to the floor. and don't back down. get angry and threaten to 'take action' if they refuse to agree with your side of the story. make sure you record the entire confrontation on your cell phone. you can post the video on bbv; instant hero.
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:31 PM   #3837
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

using my 1 time
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Old 11-13-2017, 07:22 AM   #3838
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When the true count is really high yet I'm getting slaughtered at blackjack and betting $300 on 3 spots and some broke ass ****** sits down on 3rd base with his last $20, gets a 5 or 6 as a first card and the dealer gets a 10 or Ace.
Yeah, what about when that guys first card is the Ace and the dealer shows the 5 or 6? I bet you dont say a word, or better yet, i bet you're ' the guy who says"thanks for sitting down when ya did pal he busted cuz of you!"

My biggest blackjack petpeeve is when im on tilt stuck alot and bet the table max and get dealt 20 and everyone starts clapping like i won the megamillions, like"guys the hand isnt even over yet" and the dealer gets 21 there a majority of the time. Then they sit there silent o course
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Old 11-14-2017, 05:13 PM   #3839
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Keeping 5 different denominations in one vertical stack. Then taking 45 seconds to unstack them. On each street.
This does ****** tilt me alright!
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Old 11-14-2017, 09:34 PM   #3840
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

"good luck allin"
people who ask to "give the deck a wash" as if that matters or something
5 minute staredowns on a $50 bet on 1/2
When someone says"omg i folded 9-3" when its 339 on the flop
When I pay for room service and it includes a tip when i pay for the meal. thats so screwedup
when i make a table max bet onblack or red and some clown bets the other side for the minimum
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Old 11-15-2017, 04:16 AM   #3841
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Dealers who hate their job.
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Old 11-16-2017, 04:35 PM   #3842
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

The main cashier at almost any casino... specifically the Borgata.

The degens taking their cash advances and getting their thumbprint taken, the old people with myriads of slot tickets, the rail birds hoping for a handout, and the crackheads jumping line to line hoping to get their chips cashed in faster. I'm convinced the casinos place some of the people here to delay me from cashing out and I usually just find my way back to a table to cash out 'when its less crowded' and it never ends well.
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Old 11-16-2017, 04:40 PM   #3843
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If you're a regular player ... color up (or don't) and just take some chips home. They'll be fine next week when you go back.
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Old 11-16-2017, 08:03 PM   #3844
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Honestly good advice Angrist.

It would work if I wasn’t one of the degenerates I kinda described in my post. I usually go to cashier to get cash in my hand when I have a nice run at a table just because I know myself and it’s much harder to drop big amounts of cash vs large denom chips.
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Old 11-16-2017, 10:14 PM   #3845
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

After scooping a pot, a player starts stacking his wins, forgetting to return his cards. (This part happens to us all)

The dealer asks "Can I have those cards back?"

Player jokingly responds "No I'd rather keep these!"

Tilt b/c (1) I hear the same lame joke 3x/session, (2) always from a similar looking old nit, (3) person always delays a few seconds for comedic effect delaying the game further, (4) tends to happen when I am card dead.
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Old 11-16-2017, 10:16 PM   #3846
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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After scooping a pot, a player starts stacking his wins, forgetting to return his cards. (This part happens to us all)

The dealer asks "Can I have those cards back?"

Player jokingly responds "No I'd rather keep these!"

Tilt b/c (1) I hear the same lame joke 3x/session, (2) always from a similar looking old nit, (3) person always delays a few seconds for comedic effect delaying the game further, (4) tends to happen when I am card dead.
Compounded by old nit racking up and leaving after winning a full buyin+ sized pot
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Old 11-16-2017, 10:59 PM   #3847
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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After scooping a pot, a player starts stacking his wins, forgetting to return his cards. (This part happens to us all)

The dealer asks "Can I have those cards back?"

Player jokingly responds "No I'd rather keep these!"

Tilt b/c (1) I hear the same lame joke 3x/session, (2) always from a similar looking old nit, (3) person always delays a few seconds for comedic effect delaying the game further, (4) tends to happen when I am card dead.
GUILTY
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Old 11-21-2017, 05:19 AM   #3848
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

That one kid who doesn't even has hair on his scrotum but acts like he has swallowed the whole poker encyclopaedia.
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Old 11-22-2017, 11:57 AM   #3849
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Okay here is a small list:

- People who has to be told to post blinds and antes EVERY SINGLE HAND.
- People who triple check their hands on flop/turn/river like anything would magically change or if he could not remember TWO cards for 3 minutes.
- Players who tank and stare you down for minutes before folding, like it would EVER change anything?

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Old Today, 08:20 AM   #3850
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Okay here is a small list:

- People who has to be told to post blinds and antes EVERY SINGLE HAND.
Hell, yeah.
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