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09-19-2017 , 07:28 AM

#3801

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

how do you mean haus

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09-19-2017 , 07:35 AM

#3802

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

turtle

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09-19-2017 , 07:46 AM

#3803

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

hamburger

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09-20-2017 , 03:19 AM

#3804

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

Old people walking real slow with their ****ing walkers in slot machine aisles while the fish in the poker room are just aching to give away their chips to hero.

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09-20-2017 , 03:31 AM

#3805

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,271

^ why?

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09-20-2017 , 03:36 AM

#3806

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,984

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

Old people walking real slow with their ****ing walkers in slot machine aisles while the fish in the poker room are just aching to give away their chips to hero.

The fish doesn't arrive until you get their though.

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09-20-2017 , 03:42 AM

#3807

Kelvis

banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

The fish doesn't arrive until you get their though.

MTT is never going to get they're money because when they get their compared to MTT there the better players.

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09-20-2017 , 09:08 AM

#3808

Ol93i

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2017 Posts: 113

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Originally Posted by Gullanian

10. Terrible hand range assignments. They obviously just went on the internet and found this new term to use. Someone limp calls UTG 4 way pot. Flop comes 258 rainbow. UTG c/rai a fish and fish says "Wow I guess you have AA or KK here, thats what your representing". NO ITS NOT OMG. This wouldn't be so bad if the rest of the table didn't say "nice read", tap the table followed by "good fold".

I can relate, reg who always always says when someone raised and wins a pot "what you have like AK, AQ" always though haha does my head in

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09-25-2017 , 09:36 AM

#3809

Singasong2222

banned

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 1,243

I h8 when you try and touch up a player and the staff throws you out.

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09-26-2017 , 06:48 AM

#3810

vrael111

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 2,949

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

Old people walking real slow with their ****ing walkers in slot machine aisles while the fish in the poker room are just aching to give away their chips to hero.

So ou have 10c denomination chips in that pizza shop?

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09-26-2017 , 10:33 PM

#3811

cfreaks

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,418

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

The fish doesn't arrive until you get their though.

How do you get a fish's "though"?

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09-27-2017 , 04:49 AM

#3812

elendil200

adept

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,031

When you want to play an electronic blackjack table and some degen is playing multiple tables asks you to wait a few hands before getting dealt in. How about no and plus it makes no difference.

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10-27-2017 , 05:25 PM

#3813

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

Anytime I see a Prius, Smart or Jeep in the far left lane on the highway

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10-27-2017 , 05:30 PM

#3814

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

( ) In casinos

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10-27-2017 , 05:57 PM

#3815

HUMBLE.

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 2,010

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Originally Posted by FranFran

how do you mean haus

haus = phonetically saying "house"

in da house, in a building, making his or her presence known in an exciting and inflammatory way.

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10-28-2017 , 12:07 PM

#3816

cardsharkk04

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,945

When you make some big river bluff, guy tanks and finally calls, and then people at the table start telling you how good of a bluff it was. If it was a good bluff all the chips wouldn't be getting shipped across the table mf'ers.

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10-28-2017 , 01:24 PM

#3817

AceofLaid

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 143

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Originally Posted by Gullanian

Yeah they are repping a poorly played set that started as a poorly played pocket pair that should have been folded utg. Or maybe 45

Taking a long time to act is the only thing that bothers me.

My favorite though is when people rage. Also when the waitstaff bring me drinks. That's nice.

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10-28-2017 , 02:43 PM

#3818

cardsharkk04

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,945

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Originally Posted by theorangeone

You shove AA and get called by KK. King on the river and all the chips are being shipped across the table. Terrible shove right mf'er?

lol not the same thing. You have no way of knowing if my bluff was a good one or just a tilt spew.

Do you normally congratulate players on big failed bluffs?

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10-28-2017 , 04:25 PM

#3819

cardsharkk04

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,945

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Originally Posted by theorangeone

You're saying that if you happened to not win it must not be a good bluff. That's just nonsense.

regardless of whether the bluff is +ev or not I don't like people at my table saying wow, great bluff! on a bluff that clearly did not work. Fair enough?

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10-28-2017 , 04:53 PM

#3820

EggCarrier

newbie

Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 15

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Originally Posted by cardsharkk04

regardless of whether the bluff is +ev or not I don't like people at my table saying wow, great bluff! on a bluff that clearly did not work. Fair enough?

You sound like a friendly guy who I would love to sit down left of.

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10-28-2017 , 10:01 PM

#3821

BadRec00

stranger

Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 4

When there's an open, then a 3bet and they say "I raise X."
Then for the next 2 hours, there's an argument if it should have been X+open or just X.

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10-29-2017 , 12:21 AM

#3822

cardsharkk04

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 4,945

Ok well BBV has spoken. I should not get tilted when someone congratulates me on a big failed bluff. Getting tilted in that situation also makes you a jerk somehow. Good to know!