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Old 09-17-2017, 04:14 AM   #3801
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

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They probably look at you and figure $1.90 is a lot of money for you.

Like a full buy in.
hahaha. fidstar in da haus!
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Old 09-19-2017, 07:28 AM   #3802
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how do you mean haus
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Old 09-19-2017, 07:35 AM   #3803
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Old 09-19-2017, 07:46 AM   #3804
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Old 09-20-2017, 03:19 AM   #3805
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Old people walking real slow with their ****ing walkers in slot machine aisles while the fish in the poker room are just aching to give away their chips to hero.
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Old 09-20-2017, 03:31 AM   #3806
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^ why?
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Old 09-20-2017, 03:36 AM   #3807
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Old people walking real slow with their ****ing walkers in slot machine aisles while the fish in the poker room are just aching to give away their chips to hero.
The fish doesn't arrive until you get their though.
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Old 09-20-2017, 03:42 AM   #3808
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The fish doesn't arrive until you get their though.
MTT is never going to get they're money because when they get their compared to MTT there the better players.
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Old 09-20-2017, 09:08 AM   #3809
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10. Terrible hand range assignments. They obviously just went on the internet and found this new term to use. Someone limp calls UTG 4 way pot. Flop comes 258 rainbow. UTG c/rai a fish and fish says "Wow I guess you have AA or KK here, thats what your representing". NO ITS NOT OMG. This wouldn't be so bad if the rest of the table didn't say "nice read", tap the table followed by "good fold".
I can relate, reg who always always says when someone raised and wins a pot "what you have like AK, AQ" always though haha does my head in
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Old 09-25-2017, 09:36 AM   #3810
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I h8 when you try and touch up a player and the staff throws you out.
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Old 09-26-2017, 06:48 AM   #3811
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Old people walking real slow with their ****ing walkers in slot machine aisles while the fish in the poker room are just aching to give away their chips to hero.
So ou have 10c denomination chips in that pizza shop?
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Old 09-26-2017, 10:33 PM   #3812
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The fish doesn't arrive until you get their though.
How do you get a fish's "though"?
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Old 09-27-2017, 04:49 AM   #3813
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When you want to play an electronic blackjack table and some degen is playing multiple tables asks you to wait a few hands before getting dealt in. How about no and plus it makes no difference.
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Old 10-27-2017, 05:25 PM   #3814
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Anytime I see a Prius, Smart or Jeep in the far left lane on the highway
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Old 10-27-2017, 05:30 PM   #3815
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Old 10-27-2017, 05:57 PM   #3816
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how do you mean haus
haus = phonetically saying "house"


in da house, in a building, making his or her presence known in an exciting and inflammatory way.
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Old 10-28-2017, 12:07 PM   #3817
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

When you make some big river bluff, guy tanks and finally calls, and then people at the table start telling you how good of a bluff it was. If it was a good bluff all the chips wouldn't be getting shipped across the table mf'ers.
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Old 10-28-2017, 12:41 PM   #3818
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When you make some big river bluff, guy tanks and finally calls, and then people at the table start telling you how good of a bluff it was. If it was a good bluff all the chips wouldn't be getting shipped across the table mf'ers.
You shove AA and get called by KK. King on the river and all the chips are being shipped across the table. Terrible shove right mf'er?
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Old 10-28-2017, 01:24 PM   #3819
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10. Terrible hand range assignments. They obviously just went on the internet and found this new term to use. Someone limp calls UTG 4 way pot. Flop comes 258 rainbow. UTG c/rai a fish and fish says "Wow I guess you have AA or KK here, thats what your representing". NO ITS NOT OMG. This wouldn't be so bad if the rest of the table didn't say "nice read", tap the table followed by "good fold".
Yeah they are repping a poorly played set that started as a poorly played pocket pair that should have been folded utg. Or maybe 45

Taking a long time to act is the only thing that bothers me.

My favorite though is when people rage. Also when the waitstaff bring me drinks. That's nice.
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Old 10-28-2017, 02:43 PM   #3820
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You shove AA and get called by KK. King on the river and all the chips are being shipped across the table. Terrible shove right mf'er?
lol not the same thing. You have no way of knowing if my bluff was a good one or just a tilt spew.

Do you normally congratulate players on big failed bluffs?
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Old 10-28-2017, 02:46 PM   #3821
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lol not the same thing. You have no way of knowing if my bluff was a good one or just a tilt spew.

Do you normally congratulate players on big failed bluffs?
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If it was a good bluff all the chips wouldn't be getting shipped across the table mf'ers.
You're saying that if you happened to not win it must not be a good bluff. That's just nonsense.
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Old 10-28-2017, 04:25 PM   #3822
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You're saying that if you happened to not win it must not be a good bluff. That's just nonsense.
regardless of whether the bluff is +ev or not I don't like people at my table saying wow, great bluff! on a bluff that clearly did not work. Fair enough?
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Old 10-28-2017, 04:53 PM   #3823
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regardless of whether the bluff is +ev or not I don't like people at my table saying wow, great bluff! on a bluff that clearly did not work. Fair enough?
You sound like a friendly guy who I would love to sit down left of.
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Old 10-28-2017, 10:01 PM   #3824
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

When there's an open, then a 3bet and they say "I raise X."
Then for the next 2 hours, there's an argument if it should have been X+open or just X.
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Old 10-29-2017, 12:21 AM   #3825
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Ok well BBV has spoken. I should not get tilted when someone congratulates me on a big failed bluff. Getting tilted in that situation also makes you a jerk somehow. Good to know!
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