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Old 06-11-2017, 05:52 PM   #3776
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Couples playing at the same table.

The insta-rackjob after winning a big pot.
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Old 06-11-2017, 06:32 PM   #3777
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

There is a 0% chance you are playing with $300 bets.
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Old 06-11-2017, 06:35 PM   #3778
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Well the two star motel on the outskirts of the casino isn't going to pay for itself.
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Old 06-13-2017, 12:14 AM   #3779
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When the true count is really high yet I'm getting slaughtered at blackjack and betting $300 on 3 spots and some broke ass ****** sits down on 3rd base with his last $20, gets a 5 or 6 as a first card and the dealer gets a 10 or Ace.
So, I was dealt two 6's.

Interesting, right? What is your most memorable blackjack hand?
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Old 06-13-2017, 02:51 AM   #3780
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... yet I'm getting slaughtered at blackjack and betting $300 on 3 spots...
Do you ever think it's odd that even in your BS-fantasy posts you're still a loser?
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Old 06-17-2017, 01:43 AM   #3781
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Anyone who makes a small blind/big blind dick size innuendo joke to female dealers. It is quite possibly the lamest joke in the whole poker world and I want to smack these people in the face.
Second this. I think all line-crossing behavior from male players toward female dealers is pretty gross.

Also, golf bros.
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Old 06-17-2017, 01:47 PM   #3782
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So, I was dealt two 6's.

Interesting, right? What is your most memorable blackjack hand?
Funny you asked. It was a hand I pressed hard on a high true count, 3 spots, and ended up splitting 10's vs dealer's 6. First card was a 2. Dealer ended up busting. My other 2 hands were both stiffs <17.
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Old 06-17-2017, 01:47 PM   #3783
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Second this. I think all line-crossing behavior from male players toward female dealers is pretty gross.

Also, golf bros.
The same players that will call you out on any profanity with the "hey hey there is a lady at the table!" line.
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Old 06-17-2017, 01:48 PM   #3784
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When I find a fresh new blackjack table with no one sitting with a fresh new shoe. And the moment the dealer cuts the deck, the table attracts players from miles away like flies on a ****ing ****pile.
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Old 06-17-2017, 02:42 PM   #3785
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There is a 0% chance you are playing with $300 bets.
vhy?
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Old 06-17-2017, 04:40 PM   #3786
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Gonna lay -400 that this has been mentioned before ITT but:
When a dealer and/or other players at a table (pit game) loudly and dramatically point out that you would have won something on a side bet

... just tilted bc Giants - Rockies game
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Old 06-17-2017, 04:45 PM   #3787
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Instant rage tilt whenever I ask how much a bet is and the dealer tells me to wait my turn.
Your name and location are very fitting. Waiting until the action is on you to query the dealer is part of the rules of the game.

If you already knew this, C+ troll post.
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Old 06-17-2017, 10:20 PM   #3788
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Gonna lay -400 that this has been mentioned before ITT but:
When a dealer and/or other players at a table (pit game) loudly and dramatically point out that you would have won something on a side bet

... just tilted bc Giants - Rockies game
That game cost me a 13k parlay payout. 24 hits and they don't manage to go over the total at Coors Field.
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Old 06-18-2017, 06:17 AM   #3789
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When I find a fresh new blackjack table with no one sitting with a fresh new shoe. And the moment the dealer cuts the deck, the table attracts players from miles away like flies on a ****ing ****pile.
Well, you are the ****ing ****pile.
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Old 06-18-2017, 02:48 PM   #3790
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There is absolutely nothing more tilting than hearing "Would you like your receipt?" when purchasing that $1.90 Mr. Big bar at the convenience store. And as if if waving a hand (already holding the credit card and the chocolate bar) is not enough, the dumbass will try to hand you the ****ing receipt. *****, if I tapped the MasterCard it means I made the mental decision to spend that $1.90 and chose the rout that would require the least amount of physical effort in doing so.

Wtf would I need a receipt for anyways, tax return?? They don't want to put paper towels in the bathroom and force us to stand there for 30 seconds in front of the air dryer to "save the environment" but won't hesitate wasting paper over a $1.90 chocolate bar.
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Old 06-18-2017, 03:05 PM   #3791
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There is absolutely nothing more tilting than hearing "Would you like your receipt?" when purchasing that $1.90 Mr. Big bar at the convenience store. And as if if waving a hand (already holding the credit card and the chocolate bar) is not enough, the dumbass will try to hand you the ****ing receipt. *****, if I tapped the MasterCard it means I made the mental decision to spend that $1.90 and chose the rout that would require the least amount of physical effort in doing so.

Wtf would I need a receipt for anyways, tax return?? They don't want to put paper towels in the bathroom and force us to stand there for 30 seconds in front of the air dryer to "save the environment" but won't hesitate wasting paper over a $1.90 chocolate bar.
They probably look at you and figure $1.90 is a lot of money for you.

Like a full buy in.
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Old 06-18-2017, 03:06 PM   #3792
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

It appears you have not understood monetary transactions even aside from your 0.10/0.20 pokers. It is not surprising
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Old 06-19-2017, 07:37 PM   #3793
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They probably look at you and figure $1.90 is a lot of money for you.

Like a full buy in.
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Old 06-19-2017, 08:55 PM   #3794
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There is absolutely nothing more tilting than hearing "Would you like your receipt?" when purchasing that $1.90 Mr. Big bar at the convenience store. And as if if waving a hand (already holding the credit card and the chocolate bar) is not enough, the dumbass will try to hand you the ****ing receipt. *****, if I tapped the MasterCard it means I made the mental decision to spend that $1.90 and chose the rout that would require the least amount of physical effort in doing so.

Wtf would I need a receipt for anyways, tax return?? They don't want to put paper towels in the bathroom and force us to stand there for 30 seconds in front of the air dryer to "save the environment" but won't hesitate wasting paper over a $1.90 chocolate bar.
Some people have all of the expenses comped while away on business and thus need to collect all receipts. They were only trying to help you.
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Old 06-20-2017, 02:08 AM   #3795
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There is absolutely nothing more tilting than hearing "Would you like your receipt?" when purchasing that $1.90 Mr. Big bar at the convenience store.
You are saying that being handed a receipt at a convenience store is the most tilting event possible. This might be the dumbest thing you've written, which is a pretty impressive achievement given the competition.
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And as if waving a hand (already holding the credit card and the chocolate bar) is not enough, the dumbass will try to hand you the ****ing receipt.
Perhaps you can try using more effective communication, like responding with human words in response to a question, instead of vague gestures.
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Old 06-20-2017, 02:11 AM   #3796
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

When bad regs or losing reg berate the recreationals or the whales...(I don't care about donks)
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Old 06-24-2017, 07:52 AM   #3797
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

When you never plYed live and get the bug if this thread , walk in with a buy in and never play a hand

20 mins slots and a omg later back out the door
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Old 09-16-2017, 01:08 AM   #3798
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

Hero offers Mr. Death Breath some mints.

Mr DB: oh no thanks im good that's very kind of you.

Maybe I should bring a bottle of Listerine and a pack of deodorant for people that come to casinos without taking a shower.
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Old 09-16-2017, 01:53 AM   #3799
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Did he have pizza breathe?
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Old 09-16-2017, 01:55 AM   #3800
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Mmm pizza Things people do in casinos that tilt you.
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