OK, but they you have to live in Alberta. That would tilt me on it's own.

lol

10%, max $10 in Montreal.

.. Max $14 at playground poker club. + the $1 BBJ

What's the cafe rake like ^ legit curious

They play 10c/20c live

Initial buy in $20, $3 rake
Subsequent rebuys (upto $100), they take 5% upfront

No hand rake.

If you cashout they expect you to tip. Even if you're down.

But 10,000 times 0 is still 0.

+1

LOL try living in Saskatchewan.

10% rake max $5 + $1 BBJ for full ring.
7 or less max take is $4
5 or less max take is $3.


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Those are comparable to what we have in Detroit. But then we also have roads and the ruins of a once great civilization.

The wanna-be pro at the LLSNL table.
People who slap the **** out of slot machines in anger.
People who bet .40/spin on a slot and complain in anger when they get a bonus and only win 5 bucks.
Nits.
D-bags who are rude to dealers because they are miserable people.
When a person has their friends sitting behind them (and me)watching them own souls at the LLSNL tables.
People who walk 30 minutes, play 3 hands, walk 30 more minues, rinse and repeat.

Welcome to a casino, was this your first trip?

Try living in Europe. Standard rake 5% capped at 20 euros. Thanks Obama

fyp

I was about to type the same thing!

When I spend a whole bunch of Pokeballs and razzberries on a Pokemon only to see it not only escape but run away (sort of like my ex).

Just the words "Spin and Go" tilt the **** out of me. Next thing you know they'll come up with Slots and Go. 2 cards and 5 cards randomly get drawn.

I see a poker player playing a tourney on his iPad and thinking I've met a fellow degen probably playing a $100 SNG I ask, "how much?" and he says oh just $1... Spin & Go. TILT TILT TILT TILT. Might as well flip for quarters with hobos. And the winner of each flip puts a nickel in the gutter as "rake". That's how I feel about Spin & Go's.

Hey MTT, have you met Jonchillmatic? Seems like the two of you would have a lot to talk about.

Keep my name out yer mouth fool. I drop pure gold you drop hot steaming ass.

Razzberry
Ultra Ball
Curveball
Excellent Throw

and here he is ladies and gentlemen, the one and only

People that think they drop pure gold when they really drop hot steaming ass.

I don't agree. You have much more of an opportunity to angle the opposite way. I've seen it at casinos that do have a hard betting line and have seen people freak out. Villain will have $400 in his hand, extend it out and just make a small $30 bet or something. He will act like he didn't mean to do it, then some other player will go crazy and the sleazeball claiming he "didn't mean" to do it will have the nuts.

With a soft betting line, all you have to do is wait until they are done betting. Problem solved. Much more difficult to angle.

In no particular order.

1. O8 dealers that don't know the game, then everyone at the table tries to help them in a 5 way AI with 3 side pots as I sit silently not saying anything, but I am tilting in my soul just hoping the biggest stack scoops the whole thing so we don't have to call the floor and get the pots fixed. These hands usually take 15 minutes.

2. That guy who hasn't showered in a week and sits right next to you. Seat change button, please?

3. I get caught bluffing or a guy coolers me with like top set and I have top 2 and some d bag demands to see my hand who may or may not have even been in the hand. I get up and go for a walk after that happens.

4. Guy doubles up through me and immediately stands up and asks for a rack. I look at him and ask him if he's serious? Yep, he sure was.

5. People who aren't in the hand talking to the guy trying to make a decision when I'm all in. He ends up calling when he would have folded if people wouldn't have said anything.

5/5 big o.... $6 per down per player. The game is 8 handed = $96/hr