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Old 04-25-2010, 10:10 PM   #276
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

i skipped ahead so these have probably already been said:

i ***** hate it when ppl react to the flop, when theyre not in the hand. telling the whole table they would have flopped a strong hand. the other nite this guy to my right nearly jumped out of his chair after folding trip 3's. i was in the hand and he taped me on the shoulder and said "u kno wat i had?? gawd, icant beleive it.. u kno wat i folded?" UHHH YEA ITS OBV NOW U DUM *** STFU.

also, when someone talks way too much at the table. the last 5 live tourneys ive played ive walked away bad beated and with a pouding head ache. just the things ppl say.. does anyone else feel like they are so far above everyone else at the table? like ur just lightyears ahead of them? if anyone that plays at chinook winds casino in lincoln city oregon is reading this. u ****ing suck bcuz im the only decent player that place has ever seen.. i just wish i could play with good players.//
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Old 04-25-2010, 10:14 PM   #277
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

I also don't like ppl talking all the time in tournaments. I go along with it in cash games, as some ppl just wanna gamble a bit and **** chat. In mtts tho, it'd a pain in the arse when there's one stupid person that just won't shut the f up.
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Old 04-25-2010, 10:16 PM   #278
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sometimes i just feel like the best player in the world when i play live. when i play online i always come accross something with a higher understanding of the game.
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Old 04-25-2010, 10:17 PM   #279
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I also don't like ppl talking all the time in tournaments. I go along with it in cash games, as some ppl just wanna gamble a bit and **** chat. In mtts tho, it'd a pain in the arse when there's one stupid person that just won't shut the f up.

i couldnt ***** agree more
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Old 04-25-2010, 10:39 PM   #280
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i skipped ahead so these have probably already been said:

i ***** hate it when ppl react to the flop, when theyre not in the hand. telling the whole table they would have flopped a strong hand. the other nite this guy to my right nearly jumped out of his chair after folding trip 3's. i was in the hand and he taped me on the shoulder and said "u kno wat i had?? gawd, icant beleive it.. u kno wat i folded?" UHHH YEA ITS OBV NOW U DUM *** STFU.

also, when someone talks way too much at the table. the last 5 live tourneys ive played ive walked away bad beated and with a pouding head ache. just the things ppl say.. does anyone else feel like they are so far above everyone else at the table? like ur just lightyears ahead of them? if anyone that plays at chinook winds casino in lincoln city oregon is reading this. u ****ing suck bcuz im the only decent player that place has ever seen.. i just wish i could play with good players.//

wait what?
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Old 04-26-2010, 01:06 AM   #281
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

when the final table has 9 players and theres 10 left and we have a break. stupidest thing ever.
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:10 AM   #282
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when the final table has 9 players and theres 10 left and we have a break. stupidest thing ever.
Why? You get to clear your head a bit on how you're going to abuse the FT bubble. Find out the tighties from the gamblers. Perhaps build a false tight ass image with your talk like "I would never stick it in with KQ", etc. Then you steal their blinds until you are the table captain and coast your way to the final table.

Just my $0.02
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:13 AM   #283
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People that blame the dealer for bad cards and actually make a verb out of it. "You are not giving me any good card!" - "Why are you screwing me over?" - "She (hot female dealer) knows I love her the most and she still won't give me cards but I still love her". <-- That one cranks me up. When I'm usually the one the hot female dealer has a crush on and I don't really give a ****.
you're a bit full of yourself, lad.
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Old 04-26-2010, 09:48 AM   #284
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i skipped ahead so these have probably already been said:

i ***** hate it when ppl react to the flop, when theyre not in the hand. telling the whole table they would have flopped a strong hand. the other nite this guy to my right nearly jumped out of his chair after folding trip 3's. i was in the hand and he taped me on the shoulder and said "u kno wat i had?? gawd, icant beleive it.. u kno wat i folded?" UHHH YEA ITS OBV NOW U DUM *** STFU.

also, when someone talks way too much at the table. the last 5 live tourneys ive played ive walked away bad beated and with a pouding head ache. just the things ppl say.. does anyone else feel like they are so far above everyone else at the table? like ur just lightyears ahead of them? if anyone that plays at chinook winds casino in lincoln city oregon is reading this. u ****ing suck bcuz im the only cheatin player that place has ever seen.. i just wish i could play with good players.//
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collusion ftw right! That is you, right?
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Old 04-26-2010, 09:48 AM   #285
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Why? You get to clear your head a bit on how you're going to abuse the FT bubble. Find out the tighties from the gamblers. Perhaps build a false tight ass image with your talk like "I would never stick it in with KQ", etc. Then you steal their blinds until you are the table captain and coast your way to the final table.

Just my $0.02
I don't think you know what table captain really means. It has nothing to do with your stack size. Table captains are usually jerkoff's with no clue.
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Old 04-26-2010, 10:09 AM   #286
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People that tip the dealer after stealing the blinds, at the 1/2.

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I don't think you know what table captain really means. It has nothing to do with your stack size. Table captains are usually jerkoff's with no clue.
Hate the game, don't hate the captain.
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Old 04-26-2010, 11:33 AM   #287
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everyone's got a little captain in them
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Old 04-26-2010, 01:52 PM   #288
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Re: Things people do in casinos that tilt you

The old guy sitting next to you that leans over and tells you the garbage hand he folded that would have flopped a full house... every single time it happens.
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:03 PM   #289
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The old guy sitting next to you that leans over and tells you the garbage hand he folded that would have flopped a full house... every single time it happens.
Ahh I hate that. The flop comes 772 or something and someone gets pissed he would've flopped a boat. Man you should just get the money in with 72 all the time you never know amirite?
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:12 PM   #290
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As an indicator of your sexuality, rollerblading is pretty much f*cking other guys in the ass on wheels.
wrong. street hockey is played on rollerblades.

rollerhockey obv is on rollerblades.

neither of those are remotely close to banging another guy in the ass on wheels.

now, to be clear, helmet wearing, wrist guard buying, kneepad owning park path rollerbladers on the other hand may as well be playing catcher w/ their male / same sex partner so yea...im with ya there.

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Old 04-26-2010, 02:17 PM   #291
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Everyone knows figure-skating is the only skating real men do.
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:29 PM   #292
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Hockey is gay in general. You wear pads lol
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:35 PM   #293
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I skimmed the OP and skipped the rest so sue me if these have been mentioned:

Your opponent announcing with sagacious authority what cards they need to catch after an all-in, or worse, what cards YOU need to draw out.

and

"xBall" as in...C'MON DEALER, give me a Kingball! 7ball! 4ball! tenball!

These both tilt me.
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:53 PM   #294
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the floor trying to berate YOU right after you noticed your chips have been stolen off the table! *cough* mohegan *cough*
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Old 04-26-2010, 04:33 PM   #295
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the floor trying to berate YOU right after you noticed your chips have been stolen off the table! *cough* mohegan *cough*
explain story please, i love the floor at mohegan
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Hockey is gay in general. You wear pads lol
i SERIOUSLY CANNOT believe this actually worked.

i used to play street hockey in front of the white house and wanted to demonstrate that very few people wore full or close to full padding. we played *HARD* and every 2-3 weeks i'd end up w/ stitches for something or other.

googled "white house hockey" and there's a ****ing perfect pic of what we used to do back in 2000-2004 before i left for gradschool. unreal:



im the guy w/ shirt off who is about to get really pissed or be very happy w/ the guy in the hat for taking that shot. he takes that shot and even way lower % shots instead of passing like its his day job. shoots WAY too often. doesn't stop me from giving him props when he scores but he deserves to be smacked sometimes for taking those damned shots. 4 years and he never learned...prob b/c of the pro below:

pro: he's a nasty shot and scores on those med-low% shots WAY more than would be expected (for others it is very low%. for him it is med-low%).

con: i'm f**king OPENED and sean could EASILY pass that through the defender's legs for an easy 1timer (def 90%+ goal if he rolls it through which he'd be able to do like 3/4 of the time...for reference he's like a 35-40% shot to score at that angle/position).

best guy out there is the guy in the yellow, george, who is AAA quality.

other 2 guys can't really play well (as you can see by their awkward standing) so there was a huge range of skillz. stilll AMAZED this came up in a google search. this was honestly the most enjoyable time in my life w/o a question.

Barron


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that guy quoted dave is the blue shirt here


he didn't take it too seriously b/c he wasn't that good. seany, me, george and others treated this like life and death lolz sprinting non stop for like 2-3hrs on weds and saturdays every week during the summer.

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Old 04-26-2010, 10:01 PM   #297
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i SERIOUSLY CANNOT believe this actually worked.

i used to play street hockey in front of the white house and wanted to demonstrate that very few people wore full or close to full padding. we played *HARD* and every 2-3 weeks i'd end up w/ stitches for something or other.

googled "white house hockey" and there's a ****ing perfect pic of what we used to do back in 2000-2004 before i left for gradschool. unreal:



im the guy w/ shirt off who is about to get really pissed or be very happy w/ the guy in the hat for taking that shot. he takes that shot and even way lower % shots instead of passing like its his day job. shoots WAY too often. doesn't stop me from giving him props when he scores but he deserves to be smacked sometimes for taking those damned shots. 4 years and he never learned...prob b/c of the pro below:

pro: he's a nasty shot and scores on those med-low% shots WAY more than would be expected (for others it is very low%. for him it is med-low%).

con: i'm f**king OPENED and sean could EASILY pass that through the defender's legs for an easy 1timer (def 90%+ goal if he rolls it through which he'd be able to do like 3/4 of the time...for reference he's like a 35-40% shot to score at that angle/position).

best guy out there is the guy in the yellow, george, who is AAA quality.

other 2 guys can't really play well (as you can see by their awkward standing) so there was a huge range of skillz. stilll AMAZED this came up in a google search. this was honestly the most enjoyable time in my life w/o a question.

Barron


PS- more info on the game: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=...z4DY7-M-WttdID

that guy quoted dave is the blue shirt here


he didn't take it too seriously b/c he wasn't that good. seany, me, george and others treated this like life and death lolz sprinting non stop for like 2-3hrs on weds and saturdays every week during the summer.
cool story bro!!! No, I mean it. Cool story.

But anyway, my local B&M, the room manager used to tell me not to get up to take quick looks at the other table in tourney's when we were down to 2 tables. I am looking at stack sizes and such, as I would in any tournament. I don't go right up to the table and breath on people for krist sakes. Which reminds me. Once when I used to play bar tourney's, I did this same thing at a bar I went to once. I got up to take a peek at the other table, and some old man started bitchin at me, and covering his chips, and was real rude. LOL @ him, he was the next one out. Only time I ever talked **** to a guy who just went bust.
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Old 04-26-2010, 10:06 PM   #298
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really like eating while playing...
Agreed. I hate it when people play while eating finger foods, though... That's just nasty.
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Old 04-26-2010, 10:07 PM   #299
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Agreed. I hate it when people play while eating finger foods, though... That's just nasty.
Ahh I do this, but I make sure that when doing this, I eat with one hand, and all my action is done with the other. No exceptions. I can definitely can be exploited, as I go uber tight and if I am in a hand, it is the nuts. Also, make sure I have wet naps, and go wash my hands when I am done.
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At local Casino, playing €1/€1 PLO, ~550BB's deep. I have the QQxx on a KQQ flop. All the monies gets in and villan has KKxx.

Turn K, but at end of hand somebody points out that the dealer had burned four cards not three? Floor is called, pot is chopped, I go slightly mental/life tiltish - make a fuss and get barred from said casino!

Was tilted for a month afterwards and still not allowed back to casino!!
you do realize it doesn't matter if they burned any cards at all right?
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