Things people do in casinos that tilt you - Page 11

I was the bubble boy in a 200+ tourney, with a big beat...
And somehow ppl think its necessary to tell you they have been running way worse then you 'so dont sweat it'.

OMFG THEY JUST CANT LEAVE YOU ALONE.
Let me take my beat in peace? Noooooooooo, they just pour their crappy stories all over you. I just kept nodding saying 'wow thats sick dude', while moving towards the cashgame and strangling him in my thoughts

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04-23-2010 , 07:24 PM

#252

EDakaEH

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Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 497

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Originally Posted by ISmellToast

i hate the donks who call a raise with a pocket pair and then check fold on the flop when they miss their set, but instead of just throwing their cards away they seem to think i give a flying **** what they had and flash me their cards as if to say "wow i missed i am so unlucky" Rtards.

great now i am on mega tilt.

It doesn't tilt me but I'm used to a worse version of this.

Instead of people calling with pairs and missing their set, I'm used to people calling with 94o with flop coming T33.

They then show me when they fold saying,"You're SOOOOO lucky, I almost flopped a full house."

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04-23-2010 , 09:11 PM

#253

Ravedancer

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 366

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Originally Posted by EDakaEH

L.O.L.

I used to be that guy. Wow that's harder to admit then telling your parents that you roller blade.

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04-23-2010 , 09:17 PM

#254

g3r4rd0x

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 727

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Originally Posted by Clever Cutter

I don't know if this is especially bad in Peru but people going to showdown and only showing 1 card. It seems like it happens here every other hand. It's like one guy saw it on ESPN and taught the rest of Peru this high roller move. It's spread like gonorrhea to every poker room. Even if I'm not in the hand I always speak up and remind the dealer they must show both cards just to be a douche.

Another move these ******s do is when all-in and asked to show cards they taking all ****ing day waiting for the other person to show first. Then they table their hand face up with only one card showing, slowly spreading them to reveal the bottom card. OH THE ****ING SUSPENSE!!!!

ya this happens all the time in the casinos here in peru, it tilts the **** out of me when people only show 1 card

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04-23-2010 , 09:36 PM

#255

Carnivore

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 8,207

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Originally Posted by Ravedancer

L.O.L.

I used to be that guy. Wow that's harder to admit then telling your parents that you roller blade.

What's wrong with roller-blading?

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04-23-2010 , 09:47 PM

#256

bacats32

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,603

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Originally Posted by Carnivore

What's wrong with roller-blading?

that is what I am wondering. Unless he means something other than rollerblading.

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04-23-2010 , 09:50 PM

#257

The Apt Pupil

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Originally Posted by flop_da_kapooriyas

People that act as though if the dealer controlled the cards. I mean seriously, I never tip dealers at my casino. Most of them are douchebags. They are unionized, they make like $50 an hour + full benefits, and they **** up on a consistent basis.

You sound like a total phuckhead. MOST dealers around the WORLD work on tips you arrogant POS.

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04-23-2010 , 10:02 PM

#258

newk

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 524

saw a post about craps and it reminded me of another thing that tilts the sh*t out of me.

people that will spend time looking at the dice trying to decide which numbers need to face up before they throw. IT DOESN'T FREAKING MATTER!

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04-23-2010 , 10:10 PM

#259

WOLVER1NE

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Lol awesome avatar

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04-23-2010 , 11:15 PM

#260

bacats32

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Originally Posted by newk

I used to play craps to unwind sometimes. Nothing much just maybe $100 not even. Wouldn't worry about winning or losing. But what you just said amongst other things at the craps table, started to piss me off. Plus I had a buddy, and you let him tell it, he always won a ton. And it wasn't his rolls either. He always had to say how some one else rolled and he threw them some change for the good rollin.

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04-24-2010 , 12:53 AM

#261

Ravedancer

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Originally Posted by bacats32

that is what I am wondering. Unless he means something other than rollerblading.

Really... What's str8t about it?

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04-24-2010 , 01:31 AM

#262

HeroInBlack

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Originally Posted by The Apt Pupil

You sound like a total phuckhead. MOST dealers around the WORLD work on tips you arrogant POS.

So he should tip the ones that don't work for tips only because most of the others do work for tips only?

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04-24-2010 , 02:10 AM

#263

flop_da_kapooriyas

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Originally Posted by The Apt Pupil

You sound like a total phuckhead. MOST dealers around the WORLD work on tips you arrogant POS.

Read my post again you ignorant illit. The dealers at my governement-run casino make maximum pay out of tax-payers' money, are unionized, with full benefits and the have the worst attitude towards players.

Which reminds me:

-Dealers that expect you to tip $10 everytime to win a big pot. Like, I tip $2 and all I will get is a BIG sarcastic "thank you"... numerous times as they flash the two white chips.

Dealer: Thank you sir "flashing and hitting the table with the 2 dollars".
Me: [nod]
Dealer: Thank you very much sir! [Banging the chips on the tip box]
Old Asian across the table: Give two dorrah more

Last edited by flop_da_kapooriyas; 04-24-2010 at 02:16 AM.

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04-24-2010 , 03:25 AM

#264

entim

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Originally Posted by flop_da_kapooriyas

Old Asian across the table: Give two dorrah more

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04-24-2010 , 04:46 AM

#265

Mr.Happy

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Originally Posted by bacats32

that is what I am wondering. Unless he means something other than rollerblading.

As an indicator of your sexuality, rollerblading is pretty much f*cking other guys in the ass on wheels.

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04-24-2010 , 10:27 AM

#266

bacats32

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Originally Posted by Mr.Happy

As an indicator of your sexuality, rollerblading is pretty much f*cking other guys in the ass on wheels.

I don't rollerblade but I guess I don't get it. So rollerskating is the way to go then huh!!!

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04-24-2010 , 11:41 AM

#267

Lime n Soda

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Players finding out drinks are free and ordering multiple ammounts e.g a Late and a coke?

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04-24-2010 , 12:13 PM

#268

icancount2one

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Originally Posted by flop_da_kapooriyas

It sounds to me like you have at least part of the story wrong. Make sure you're going on fact and not rumor.

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04-24-2010 , 01:26 PM

#269

flop_da_kapooriyas

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Originally Posted by icancount2one

It sounds to me like you have at least part of the story wrong. Make sure you're going on fact and not rumor.

Nope not at all. I'm not a cheap bastard. I give lots of money to charity. I give money to musicians in the Subway and even to homeless bums to pay for their next hit of crack (if I had recently won an MTT). I even tip the dealers at most cardrooms. But not the ****ing government (communist) casino where you can get thrown out for expressing your opinion on the dealer that just "accidently" mucked your winning hand on a $300 pot.

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04-24-2010 , 01:34 PM

#270

ThatsHowSheGoes

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Originally Posted by bacats32

that is what I am wondering. Unless he means something other than rollerblading.

Hardest part about roller blading, telling your parents you're gay.

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04-24-2010 , 02:31 PM

#271

inthewoods

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people in homegames just peeking your cards hwen you mucked them and then yelling WOLOLO HE BLUFFED or smth like that... really ****s **** up
also not showing hand at showdown i really cant stand this ...

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04-24-2010 , 03:20 PM

#272

Megloooo

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8,634

guys who like 3bet shove a flop, get 2 folds, muck and say they had nothing as if its convincing.

jesus i wanna hit them

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04-24-2010 , 04:35 PM

#273

Hickley

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 202

The guy at my home game whose an idiot LAG. Some nights when he's doing really well he'll start calling bets 'to give a bit of it back,' which is always nice when I've just shipped my stack on a missed draw.

The worst part is either the five minutes of speches he gives beforehand, or his declaration 'I thought I was ahead,' despite the five minutes of speech that showed he really thought he was behind. Obviously he then loses a big pot to a better player and your money is never seen again.

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04-25-2010 , 03:41 PM

#274

SwansFC

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when a guy says they now i have that hand after i've shown and scooped the pot. really annoys me after the 5th time of saying this.

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04-25-2010 , 09:28 PM

#275

transversal

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Originally Posted by TeddyKGB45

LOL I just remembered this. Around a month ago I was at Foxwoods, about to leave. I pick up threes, blah blah flop a set weeeeeeeee. 2 players in the hand who have position on me. 1st fish folds the turn, 2nd just calls (leaves $1 dollar behind. Yes, $1.) But it gets worse. A ten rolls off on the river. I look at him, and then the dealer, and throw a $1 chip in. The fish then proceeds to take out $100 bill and SLAM in on the table. I'm like wtf, look at this ******. Sad thing is I knew he just sucked out on me. Super sick call down with TT ldo

How can he do this? Don't they play table stakes in casinos? You can't just pull out some money and create a stack midhand, can you?

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