Old guys think that tilt young players just for fun and just because they believe they have the right to because they have "accomplished so much" more in life. **** you, if you've accomplished a fraction of what you believe you would not be sitting here playing 1/2 NL with a half stack.

+1. the arrogance of these OMC's are mind boggling. They feel entitled to double up every time they get AA. My life would be a complete failure if at age 60 im playing 1/2. These are the same guys who buy in for 100 at a 60-300max game

So at my local casino there are some older gentleman that will not get it in without the nuts, simple as that.

Sure enough I pick up aces and one the old men previously mention has opened to 10 in a 1/2 game, I 3 bet to 36 and its just me and him heads up.

Flop comes AQQ. I Bet and he tanks and shoves all in.

I obviously insta-call.. In my casino when everyone gets in the cards have to be face up for the final two run out.
I proclaim I have aces full, and he kinda gets an upset look on his face and says very nice hand pretty sadly. He then says I only have two pair...

Rolles over pocket queens, and says with the most life I have ever seen run threw his veins, TWO PAIRS OF QUEENNS!!! SHIP IT!!ii11!!!.

Tilted so ****ing hard

Pretty standard fold then isn't it.

no mini bbj? even more tilt.

lol

This would have tilted me in a casino...To see a little cry baby "pro" that can't shake off a $500 loss and takes it out on a female CASHIER. She was saying this 100% in a consoling manner, judging by your tone. ( you even claimed you had a 'tone")....so yea?..customer is always right? When did she say you were wrong? How did this woman wrong you? You existing and posting this has tilted me beyond belief. Who would openly admit this and be proud of this happening? You are showing off how weak of a human you are.

You sure showed her who was boss..Did it make you feel powerful to be the almighty "customer"?..Puffed your chest out real big to someone who values their job so much, that you know they are FORCED to just smile and say "have a good day".... Such a pansy you are. I hope you choke on a poker chip.

Not to mention...shes a cashier, and you are CASHING OUT...losers 99% of the time are not cashing out anything...the cashier window, is the winners line usually....


"nicest guy" my a*s....no one tells you that lol...a mediocre nice guy does not get into a spat with a cashier at a casino ...for no reason what so ever...

FlapJacks316 : That's actually very well said

Just merely breathing...

People that breathe heavily and / or stinks.

Don't worry bro, I'am a couple levels above you.
You will figure it out one day

Ever been so mad, you wanted to beat the **** out of villains with a baseball bat across the head about 30 or 40 times?

no

GFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im surprised that noone mentioned jacking off. I hate when someone jumps on the table in the middle of a hand and starts jacking off.

Fran, It has been mentioned countless times in this thread

When fish call time on me.

-People who were not in the hand and always saying how they would've won the pot with their Q6o or whatever. Just shut up, no one cares

-Tank folding pf in an unraised pot.

-Calling a shove on the flop with AK that hasn't hit anything, then saying something like "derpdedee, it was a coinflip" when hitting the ace or king on the river and beating my pocket queens.

Ur name def does NOT tilt me. Ugabuga

solid 1st post

Very profound and true.

Villain sucks out on me, followed by, "how could you call there, you're so far behind my range."

As a casino employee my entire adult life, this is not remotely true in the majority of situations, places.

classic