Things people do in casinos that tilt you - Page 101

Do people ever still have to think about what to do to a shove after 6betting?

They deserve to get time called on after 5 seconds imo.

Stop hollywooding, this is a spot you don't come into without a plan.

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03-07-2015 , 11:57 AM

#2502

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,347

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Originally Posted by LowSociety

I play with this one reg who swears he knows everyone's hand, and calls out annoying **** like "KJ was good" even when he's not in the hand. It's like, yeah it's 2/5, half the people play their hands face up, you're not ****ing Phil Ivy. ****ing jackass. I would tell him off but he's old and I hate being mean to old people.

do this in my home game bc they're olds and I can feel like PI but its ok bc it's not a casino

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03-08-2015 , 12:17 AM

#2503

XgmanshadeX

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 99

Local at my casino who is ALWAYS there (said that in last 7 years he has only not been at the casino three days) wears headphones at the table and shuffles chips constantly, which is annoyingly loud--but he can't hear it, and yet when it's his turn to act there is always a delay. The last time I played with him he was doing this after having been up all night, so he kept falling asleep and had to be woken up when it was his turn to act.

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03-08-2015 , 02:11 AM

#2504

EatMyDitka

banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 800

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

When you see a 5/10 regular sitting at the 1/2 and you ask him what's up, 1/2? And he be like "I'm practicing patience". Lol no you're not, you're broke.

you seem like your a douchebag in real life

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03-08-2015 , 03:25 AM

#2505

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

*you're

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03-13-2015 , 05:20 PM

#2506

Yumbula

banned

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 234

Nit regs taking 1/2 far farrr too serious .

Nothing worse than heading down with few k for a splash and some beers only to have some angry ass scared money nit reg **** the table up with their incessant complaints and overzealous application of rules.

One of those guys who folds for hours without saying a word then complains about table chatter during hand.

Or he calls the pit because the blind drunk guy who's down 10bi took $5 off to tip a waitress all because he's still steaming about the 20bb pot he lost to the guy 3 hours ago.

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03-13-2015 , 06:17 PM

#2507

EatMyDitka

banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 800

people that take 20+ seconds to decide whether to call a limp and then fold when their first act really ****ing piss me off

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03-13-2015 , 06:29 PM

#2508

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

People that verbally say "call" when limping in preflop.

People (and dealers) that treat Texas Hold'em the same as Bonus BlackJack or slots... "Five to play" or *looks at cards, tosses in red chip to limp*, *looks at cards, tosses in red chip to limp*,*looks at cards, tosses in red chip to limp*, *looks at cards, tosses in red chip to limp*. These limpers piss me off even more so in tournament when everyone is under 10bb and I'm looking to open shove my A-10 from the CO or BTN and yet another 10bb stack decides to limp in UTG with QJo, ****s up table dynamics, and often decides to call a shove anyways.

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03-14-2015 , 09:50 PM

#2509

Jyzz

banned

Join Date: Oct 2014 Posts: 111

when someone sits down in LP and waits for the blinds

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03-15-2015 , 05:39 PM

#2510

ythelongface

adept

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,109

When there is a wait list and the new player at the table tosses his players card down and then disappears for 15, 20 minutes, comes back , buys the button and leaves again.

Sent from my SM-G900P using 2+2 Forums

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03-16-2015 , 01:19 AM

#2511

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

When someone makes a big bet making you fold a strong hand and when you ask him what he had or if it was a bluff, he replies with something cheesy like "I don't remember" or "I'm not sure". We're not in 2008 anymore ***. Just say you don't reveal hands and move on, douche.

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03-16-2015 , 01:28 AM

#2512

SpursDynasty

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 610

Loud ass eater gets his food and starts smacking while he eats.

Then the coffee/tea sipper, who exaggerates the hotness of the drink... makes loud noise.

it's not that hard to eat/drink without making much noise

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03-16-2015 , 02:37 AM

#2513

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 49,532

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

Don't ask people what they had.

They're just going to say something to piss you off or outright lie.

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03-16-2015 , 03:07 AM

#2514

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

I show my cards in tournaments often. Usually strong hands. You generally don't want any calls unless you have the nuts in a tournament where the average stack is 12bb deep.

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03-16-2015 , 03:32 AM

#2515

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

When some idiots win the moneyz

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03-16-2015 , 03:40 AM

#2516

DK Barrel

Concept of the Week author

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,797

Pee on the floor. I'm not talking about a little dribble I mean a full load. And it's not just one person

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03-16-2015 , 07:23 AM

#2517

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,983

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

I show my cards in tournaments often. Usually strong hands. You generally don't want any calls unless you have the nuts in a tournament where the average stack is 12bb deep.

Only wanting to get stacks in when you have the nuts when you are 12bb deep is usually a solid strategy.

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03-16-2015 , 07:45 AM

#2518

All-inMcLovin

Wholesome Mod

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 49,532

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Only wanting to get stacks in when you have the nuts when you are 12bb deep is usually a solid strategy.

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03-18-2015 , 02:54 PM

#2519

WarPig6565

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 256

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Originally Posted by MTT_9797

People that verbally say "call" when limping in preflop.

I do this sometimes, especially because chips stick together, or I'm looking for one dollar chips. It speeds the game up.

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03-18-2015 , 06:18 PM

#2520

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

lol at speeding up the liveaments..

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03-19-2015 , 11:43 PM

#2521

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

The BTN open limp

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03-19-2015 , 11:55 PM

#2522

Thamel18

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 10,155

People that cut red chips in 10$ stacks when they are putting together a $40-50 call. I mean, really?

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03-20-2015 , 01:54 AM

#2523

DK Barrel

Concept of the Week author

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,797

on that note, people that count out the exact amount when calling a shorter stack's all-in

just announce call, put a chip in and worry about it later. you might even actually win the pot!

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03-20-2015 , 01:58 AM

#2524

javi

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 8,232

People that talk about how they would have folded that nut flush draw to a raise after you have seen them get it in with far worse draws for 250BB's multiple times that night.

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03-20-2015 , 02:39 AM

#2525

MTT_9797

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,429

Old people that ask "how much does it cost to play?". They are serious. They are not doing math in their head or anything. They literally want to know the price of having the drug release in their brain from seeing that flop.

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