On some boards its perfectly acceptable to check every street with K high knowing you have showdown value and can be good.

I dont comment on bad play on blackjack tables because quite frankly the cards are all random and sometimes the table clown helps you, but i dont know why i really hate it when soe dealers bust and then point to the lady at the end of the table and look at eveyone else and smile and say"THANK HER! SHE SAVED YO ALL " This happens mostly when the lady hits on 14 agaisnt a 5 or stays on a 14 or something against an ace and the dealer somehow busts and everybody wins, when if she had played it correclty we all would have lost.

It just annoys me and then i sit there and wait for her to "cost the table" by a dumb play and sure enough nobody knows what im talking about lol. clowns

Last time I played at a live game, 8 of the 9 players had their cell phones in front of them on the rail. It was disgusting. Nobody was really in the game. Everybody was waiting for the nuts, but in your inexoloitative way. You had your BTN 3x open with almost ATC (GTO range), the standard UTG 3x. And of course the one person without the cell phone (clueless old guy) was bad but not in a good-for-the-game bad. He would open limp almost every hand on the button (prevent a chop). One was a 58os. I just felt like yelling in his ear “IN 20 SECONDS, YOU WILL GET TWO NEW CARDS”. He was hopelessly thirsty to play cards bingo style. But he was too little of a man to put anything more then $5 preflop. A classic loser and failure at life. At least the whales volunterrly gamble (because they can afford to).

Nobody was eating Pizza?

Did you just describe yourself

Volunterrly leave the forum plz you are tilting also what "casino" do you play at aka what broadway pizza I'll be there to watch you seize out soon

AlwaysFolding!

LOLOLOL

OMC who are rude to wait staff. "I want a turkey sandwhich with NO TOMATO" Sandwhich comes with tomato obviously and they have a fit yell and won't STFU. They also don't wash their hands before eating makes me sick.

People always asking for autographs every time I enter a casino.

Its like, chill people. I know who I am. You know who I am. Greatness is here. Now go back to folding for 3 hours and waiting for AA to scoop $7

I'd be more worried about them not washing their hands after eating.

short stacks turning a 1/2 game into a 60 buck minimum

About an hour into my live session last night this very large woman sat down at our table, I'm talking morbidly obese. Very nice lady but she had the worst body odor I've ever smelled in public. And she had tried to mask it with perfume so it was like somebody **** on a bottle of Clinique and left it in the sun for two days to ferment.

Giving people like that food is assisted suicide imo.

The cashier smirking at me when I'm sweaty tilted and providing my thumb print. Actually the last cashier threw me off. He was like pit stop for degens and whipped out my 1k in under 5 seconds flat. I went to the high limit room and proceeded to spend it in less than 5 seconds flat

-The dude screaming he won 40k behind me when I'm last $100 of mortgage money.

-Degens running over each other in parking lot to get to casino

-The walks of shame. Even worse is watching someone else do the walk of shame while you are coming in fresh and happy and then repeating what he did.

How would you know if they washed there hands before eating?

Hey table am off to wash my hands before I eat?

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It's 40 minimum at my local casino - now that is tilting

This is the worst and Austrian people are the worst: Refuse to show their hand at showdown even if they have the nuts.. And always ****ing sloooowrolling!

That's nitty. Losing a pot at showdown rather than showing the nuts.

I played in the $1,500 WSOP NL bounty tourney this week (spoiler alert: I didn’t last very long).

Was sitting 2 to the left of a ~55 year old white guy. His stack dwindled down to 1/3 of starting stack, as he was acting similar to lots of people you have seen in standard 1/2 NL games (waiting 15 seconds to fold preflop as he tells the table how bad his cards have been - jumping out of his chair after folding and the flop comes Q44 - etc etc).

Well, he won a couple of pots and was approaching back to starting stack. He announced to the table that it is almost time for him to do the back to starting stack dance, and yes he does have a back to starting stack dance.

Well, this guy won the next pot he played. And as the dealer pushed him the pot, he stood up in his chair, moved his arms in front of him in a circular motion, as he sang “I am back to starting stack! I am back to starting stack!”

Literally no one from the table reacted. I was eliminated about 15 minutes after that

HAHaha love it


Reminds me I was in Montreal a few weeks back at playground and anyone who plays there knows the old man who wears a hat that says “oyster king”

Anyways it was day 2 of the tourney and oyster king got it all in pre on a horrible call when a dude 4b and obv has AA or KK.

Oyster king has 77

Flop of course nails the 7 for his 1 outer (guy told him he had the other 7)

Oyster king stands out of his chair and with a tiger woods underhand fist movement says “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE——-SSSSSSSSSSSSS” k. The oldest French boy man accent you can imagine.

Needless to say if that was me I think I’d slap his hat off haha

mid 50's douchy fish with the whole goodies set up. PS hat, wsop hoodie, ept scarf, douchy glasses who takes forever to act facing a trivial decision and views younger players as "idiots players from the internet" that know nothing abt the real pokherz

I’m usually a dealer apologist as I one time dealt part time...

But yesterday I literally saw a dealer talk loud starting conversation after conversation for entire 30 mins.. when he got tapped out it was like when that loud party at a restaurant leaves and all of a sudden it gets a lot quieter.

The first thing I learned in dealer training is you only speak when spoken to and you really shouldn’t make it a habit of talking in the box.

Old dude at the end of his down literally says to him “you talk too much”

I was playing 1/3 while waiting for my table at 2/5

UTG limp $3
MP think think think and then very slowly make it to $6
CO think think think and then much more slowly make it to $10

every ****ing hand tilted me so hard.. thank god i left the table soon after