lol this

50 year old fat sweaty guys with a moustache flirting with female dealer/waitress even though they are obv not interested.

Lol@ the fact that this upsets you. This is a good thing.

people who standup and go ONE TIME! thinking they are joe hachem
people who run laps around the table when they doubleup their 40$ 1/2 stack
people who have shades on and do almost anything.

Dre Beats
Hood up
Shades

£50 tournament.

The poker cliché.

The reg in the Taj who plays 2/5 and takes his shoes off during a long session. Common bro. He also shows up with his dirtball girlfriend and she gives him backrubs while he has his shoes off.

These seem to be the new sunglasses indoors.. I have seen a huge increase in regs wearing these.... Funniest thing is that for the most part it's 50+ year old grinders that might not have a clue who Dr. Dre is.... Owellz

People that mix up "YOUR" and "YOU'RE".

At the Commerce in L.A., you'd play Pai Gow Poker without commission on your winnings but have to pay a $1 commission pre-hand per spot per chunks of $100 per spot. Obv the optimal way to play was to always bet multiples of $100, hence paying 1% commission.

This middle-aged welfare guy was playing the table minimum $10 while paying $1 commission every single hand. When he won he'd tip the dealer $1, effectively risking $11 to win $8 hand after hand!

Dre is nearly 50 himself and was more famous 20 years ago than he is now so those old timers probably know him better than your average 22 year old!

sad but true.

I thought about buying dre beats... my research found:
- overpriced
- average quality
- basically people who have moved on from apple earbuds

I passed

I boil inside when I'm trapped between two fatties.
I f'n hate it when a guy's GF sits behind him for several hours on end (WTF? Tell the girl to get lost for a little while)
I f'n hate it when some fat, ugly, socially inept guy keeps referring to waitresses and other females as sweetie and honey.
I hate it when a 2 or more people from another country sit down and start bantering in a non-English language.
I hate it when there is a live donk at the table and I'm folding cold cards the whole time, and other people are winning his money.
I hate it when guys place chips/cards far away from the 3 feet tall Asian female dealer, who can't reach them.
All this stuff totally pisses me off and stresses me out.

People that frequently tip the dealer at the blackjack table while saying "Thank you for the 21 [or whatever]". This one Asian dude was probably down millions lifetime, he was playin 3 spots for several hundreds a spot and analysed every hand as if he was a brain surgeon. Staring around the cards, standing on 16 against dealer's 7, splitting 10's, etc. When he got blackjack he'd insta-say "thank youuuuu" in a submissive voice and tip away a green. He actually left with money with a "been a long work day" look on his face.

After a hand is played.

I should have called I had 9-4, i would have flopped 2 pair.

People who ask to rabbit peak the next cards every time annoy me hard.

You don't get to be middle-aged welfare guy by demonstrating good reasoning and judgment.

+1

300€ Dre Beats Studio
Hood up
Bicycle shades

20€ tournament

Even better if they have the shades on their forehead, and as soon as they see their hand, doesn't matter how much action is still before them, they pop them on and cover their mouth like Phil Helmuth.

Did I mention CO and BTN limpers, especially in cash games?

You don't like bad players at your table?

Just how "bad" can someone be when you're putting in $5 to win back $8 3-way? ($1 rake, $1 BBJ).

People who juss dont pay attention and slow the game down. This dude the other night was literally studying for his pilots exam at the table with his stack of papers and a tablet. Im running far away if i see this guy piloting a plane im bout to get on.

when people say "i'm all in" but then don't put their chips in the middle, just sit there

When people say "call" before putting in their $5 limp.

When people reach for cards in a folding motion and then out of no where say "call" to your perfectly well executed bluff. They never have more than 3rd pair.