racist ban imo

This happened to me once at a local casino, £.50/£1 game.

I shoved the river with 66 on A6xxK for ~£40 more than the guy had in his stack. Dealer told him how much it was to call and the guy counted his chips then pulled his wallet out and was about to count out the rest before the dealer told him he couldn't do that.

2/5 game, one guy raised PF, flop comes AKxQ, he fires two continuation barrels and gets check-raised on the turn. The pot is over $400. He has $30 left and folds! He then proceeds to convince the table that he had an Ace and did not like his kicker.

Doesn't rebuy. Doubles up through me 3 times and goes on to turn that $30 into over $3K. Everybody wanted a piece of him. He played so bad it was atrocious. Never seen anyone luckbox like that. It was like a zombie. The most tilting part was that the more chips he had, the tighter he played and the more strategy he talked between every single ****ing hand.

He knew all the "ranges" and betting patterns, pot odds, reverse implied odds and other bull****.

He later ran into an even bigger donkey, possibly the biggest chip dumping fish in town, and guess what, that fish brought him back down to $2300. Key hand was Q2s making a full house over our Villain's nut flush.

IMO a blind monkey randomly throwing chips/cards (either or, randomly) into the center of table can win money. Only in Poker...

maybe horrible donkey is able to win off you cause it's a skill game.

When people start telling you about the size of pot they won/lost in a tournament by how many chips it was and don't bother to mention what the blinds were.

When a mega fish stacks 2 people in a hand where he hit his miracle money card on the river and when the pot is shipped to him, instead of stacking the chips, he racks them.

Even worst when it's already 5 in the morning and he goes "well, my wife's been calling me" or "gotta work tomorrow", etc. Mother****er, had you lost that pot you'd be running to the ATM like a dog and stayed another 5 hours minimum check-calling those gutshots.

this. I have many a times interrupted some story where player is telling some bad beat and throwing in there, "I mean this was for $10,000 chips" not expressing that the blinds were $2K. Of course it was a post flop situation. So not even a psb!!!

When I walk up to a pit boss and say, "Can I have $1,000,000 in chips for free and all the food and alcohol I can possibly consume?" and they throw me out.

[ ] funny
[x] not funny

meh I thought it was ok

You can think whatever you want that's the beauty of thinking.

When I walk in to an already short table (7 or 8 players) at 4 in the morning and 3 players already have their chips in the racks.

It was not, really

meh I thought it was ok

when people put me on AK.. lol on everyhand

FYP

[x] barg

When I'm finally in a hand against an arrogant Italian maniac who previously called my 3 barrels with 84o on 499AK, this time holding the nuts and a big value bet on the river and all of a sudden he turns into a pussycat, agonizing for 5 minutes, holding the chips in his hands and says "fold" in a crying tone.

that happens a lot?

This!

1/1 NLH at berlin casino:

that lady called my 10€-3bet oop, flop is 44T (2 players, ~25€), she leads 16-ish i ship (lost hand be4 and had like 50€ when hand starts), she calls, turn is T, river 4

boards reads 444TT, she looks over to me like "u're first to showdown" i obv feel pretty comfortable showing KK, she looks my cards, looks me, tables 45o

i mean WTF ?!! call 45 oop for 10x, suck out, slowroll, make other player showdown and the best thing about it: she thought there's nothing wrong about her behavior.. i quit the session before next BB

Played at Cherokee this weekend. Conversation turned to home games. Total bluffy fish starts talking. Says he plays in a .50/1 home game that plays more like 2/5 or 5/10. Riiiiggghhhttt.

There was a guy at my table this weekend who would never shut his mouth up and didn't stop berating bad players, but he was horrible himself.

This jerk 4b pre w/ 44 OOP, and called someone else who 5b all-in with KTo. The KT won the flip and he started babbling about how could the other guy 5b with KTo, that he was way behind anything, that he shouldn't do it and whatever.

The very next hand, the jerk flat called a 4b pre with Ks7s, flopped the flush and went all-in against the very same KTo guy (who now have AsAc), but the turn hit another spade and he was eliminated. He stayed in the rail for half an hour talking crap about how bad everyone is.

"That's poker."

When I open for the 3rd time in 4 hands and some old douche exclaims "this kid just won't stop raising!" and throws in the call in a frustrated manner with 64o and the flop is obv 744 and it's obv the one time I actually have an overpair.

I was in AC Labor Day weekend and after my session at 1/3 was playing 2/4/6 limit when midnight hit just because to relax and free drinks ftw (no free drinks in stl).
Aaaaaaand.... got accused of cheating at 2/4/6 limit. Not angle shooting, outright cheating...