People who buy in for $60-$100 at a $1/$2 NL table... and play super tight until busting when they buy in for close to the min again.

+1

old guy (later found out he was a nit) limped/called in MP when i was iso'ing from BTN w/ AT. valuebet down big w/ tptk for 3 streets and he c/c down flipping over the overpair confidently on river lol

also was in reno the other day and some guy was playing the 1-2 in a wheelchair on a breathing machine. like this guy looked as if he were on deaths door. so depressing playing and hearing the compressions of the oxygen tank. sounded like playing with darth vader

People who buy in for the minimum. $50 at a 1/2 game, then play super nitty/tight...

If your only gonna play AA or KK then y would u only wanna have $50 in front of you and not $200...

Why are you complaining about this? These people are easy money. I would love to have my whole table full of tight/nitty people.

I am not complaining at all... I love these players, they are easily exploitable

please reread thread title.

fishes that over value aces.

hand at my table one night: (1/2 live)

2 limps, rest fold, CO shoves for $90, BBB Snap calls (aggresively) and turns over AJo like he was proud of his call.

apparently he was right as the donkey that shoved after 2 ($2) limps flips over A7s

no matter how many bad players you see at a table, one of them will make money if they play against eachother, someone has to win..

I'm sure it has been said, but when a tard at your table exclaims mid hand that he would have had a boat and begins flailing his arms like "why didn't I call pre"

Ex. Pot gets 5-bet all in, obv AA vs KK situation. Flop comes 883 and guy who folded 83o freaks out about how he should have called 300BB pre flop and disrupting the action

People who have to be told by the dealer to put the ante in EVERY. SINGLE. HAND.

Seriously, how have you not learned after like 2 hands after antes are introduced?

misread

Bad beat stories. There's always some young punk who loves chewing your ear off with another bad beat story. He also thinks hes gods gift to poker. A legend in his own mind.

Cards dealt, 1/2...table's just started off, Villain and I both have stacks around $250.

Pre-Flop Action:

Villain (CO): Raises to 7
Hero (Dealer): Calls 7 with T9
SB, BB fold.

Flop: 852

Pot = $16 ($1 rake)
Villain: Bets $10
Hero: Calls $10

Turn: 8

Pot = $33 ($3 rake, $1 HHJ)
Villain: Bets $16
Hero: Calls $16

River: 4

Pot = $64 ($4 rake, $1 HHJ)
Villain: Check
Hero: Bet $50

(Villain tanks)
Villain: Did you backdoor your flush...?

(30 seconds later)
SB: There's no flush possible on the board..

(5 seconds later)
Villain Calls, shows 89.

LOL

He wasn't folding anyway.

i mean if you are taking a piss its prolly dirtier to touch the faucet handle on the sink after washing. Are you really so bad at going to the bathroom you piss on your hands?

How about I just dont want to touch some guys greasy sweaty stinky urine stained herpes covered ****, which is basically the same thing.

Most places you turn on the water and it turns off without having to touch anything. Then if I have to walk through an actual door I grab paper toweling to keep germs off. Nitty like that.

Chips are fairly germy. In fact the casino itself is fairly germy. You are probably going to touch his greasy sweaty stinky urine stained herpes covered chips when you collect them.

gotta love 4 color deck

This guy at my table a few weeks ago was running like god and he kept slow rolling the **** out of people

The first hand he got allin on the river w quads and the guys flips over a straight and he sits there for at least two minutes and finally flips over quads

Then the next time i had the A high flush and he had a straight flush and we were all in on the turn and i flipped over my hand and said nuts he sat there after a blank river and i was scooping the pot and he says straight flush. I got so pissed and wouldve went off on this guy but he was huge and a fish so i just walked away from the table.

Another thing that pissed me off was i was in the sb against this old euro fish and i raised a straddled pot he 3 bet and i shoved AKs effective stacks were 70 bb and i thought he said call bcuz he had a thick accent so i turned my hand over and he said i didnt call yet so i turned it back and he decided to take 10 minutes before i finally called clock to call with his JJ. While he was deciding he called the floor over and asked for advice on whether or not to call lol

Edit: He said count not call btw

No, but not even close to the point.

I agree the chips are very dirty and I know its built into my brain to wash my hands when I get home from the casino due to the black crud and other terrible things on the chips and felt that my hands touch.

People who are all LOOK MA I CAN POKER LINGO and use "limped/called"

Hehe, not really bothering me and sure everyone has a similar kind story to share, but I'm goin to anyway. Three way all in on the flop like 579, two guys flips bottom- and middleset. The third guy waits calmly to the showdown, and as you guess, he ofc eventually flips the topset up.

Once at Wynn Macau I was "lucky" enough to testify the most ridicilous thing ever. Table consisted of asians and this older German guy and me. Pot has come to river 2-way. The river brings a four card straight on the board, the asian guy first to act checks, then the german guy starts riflin with his chips and stackin them in front of him, pounding the table. Then the asian guy appaerently reads this as checking, and flips over tp. Then the old guy starts insisting he never checked, and eventually goes all in, I guess it was over pot size bet. The argument heats over, the little asian dealer girl is way over her head and can't do anything but nod her head to everyone that shouts to her. The floor is called over and I make my point that the germanese guy never checked, but I get the feeling the whole local asian crew gangs up on us and it's hard to get the point through. EVENTUALLY thing escalates to video review, which took **** u not probably somewhere between 10-15mins, and it was ruled not a check and allin stands. Asian dude snapcalls and scoops the pot with the top pair. *** me twice on sunday.

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