So I am out of position against this old guy drooler who thinks any top pair+ is the absolute stone cold nuts and gets all excited putting his bets in.
I have
KQ and the flop is
K6T.
I put a c-bet of $25, the monkey CALLS.
Turn:
K
I check and the monkey puts $45, I immediately raise to $180 and of course he asks the dealer "how much". Then counts the chips out $5 at a time and pushes them forward. All he had to do was say CALL.
River is a
X
At this point I have about $200 left. I want him to pay me off because I really put him on second pair being the idiot he was.
I say "One fifty-five".
The old guy thinks for a minute and goes "TWO FIFTY-FIVE!!!"
I'm like look at this ****** (pointing to my $45 stack) and I tell him he can't even go from $155 to $255, dumbass.
He says, "OK ALL IN" as he pushes his $450 stack into the middle.
At this point I wanted to slap the ********** and destroy everything around me. Everything that happened in this hand was life tilting. As soon as I splash my chips into the pot, almost injuring the dealer, the drooler goes "I have a set of clubs". F OFF!
Cliffs:
- Old guy calls everything.
- Old guy calls a check-raise on a paired board with suited rags, asks the dealer "how much" and counts it out one at a time.
- Old guy sucks out (obv).
- Old guy makes an invalid raise, but also a useless raise as I did not even have that much left.
- Old guy string shoves even more chips when I have only loose change remainning.
- Old guy doesn't even know proper poker terminology and thus unintentionally slow-rolls a flush letting me think for a second that he also had a King.
Last edited by TheSultan; 05-13-2010 at 05:42 PM.
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