1/2 live nlhe.
so i got pocket tens, dude(lets call him hank, a well dressed late 30s somewhat intelligent looking fellow) opens and i just flat right. another dude (lets call him stanley) behind me flats as well.
flop comes 542 rainbow.
hank bets, i just call,stanley calls.
turn is a ten,brings 2 diamonds on board, hank bets, i just call me trips man. and stanley calls.
river is a king of diamonds.
immediately stanley gasps and says"uuuuughhh...theres another diamond!"
so hank bets putting me and stanley all in,(at this point we hadnt much chips left anyways) i tank thinking did this guy flop a straight with 36 or somethin? hes betting like hes got da nuts.i know he aint got no diamonds, but **** it im already committed,gotta call and stanley decides to call too.
i flip over trips, stanley flips over 88, and hank flips over 5 with an 8 kicker.
i aint never seen **** like this online man and i play for pennies.

I am sure it is pretty exciting story, but i cannot comprehend anything. Learn to write imo. And fold river obviously.

Never imagined Hank Hill to be that good of a poker player, even though he is from Texas

Is that the man from psych? Dulie Hill or whatever?

Oh man... Didn't Waffle promise to ban some guys yesterday? I nominate OP

He plays do bad I'm not sure I have the heart

It's amazing that you named your villains... Hank and Stanley no less

Take maney, teh F do!

Work on your live reads bro

like i said it made no sense. guy next to me was just as baffled.
if our stacks were bigger he couldve bluffed the river repping a flush, but i was already commited.

lmfao.

best part