Wb homie. vnh

omfg who did you do this to??

im confused. are YOU avgsizedpenis, or did you do this to him? whoever this was done to needs to be greeted by "quadfecta, cough cough" whenever someone sits down at his table.

Dan Bright = AvgSizedPenis

This has me in hysterics right now. Best hand ever.

HAHAHA, what a random bump this is

I am in awe.

This is definitely a top 10 post in BBV history - and with the recent death of the username Dan Bright, is even more poignant today than when it was posted.

And I thought there was no God...

you sir, are a hero.

Go here to try and help me get him unbanned please. Some of the mods on this site are total pussies. Show some support for the quadfecta-er.

Thousands of years ago, the scribes of ancient wisdom compiled a scroll of the world's greatest secrets. They then split the scroll up into many parts, and dispersed them around the world, for there was an evil force lurking who wished to use these secrets for ill-gotten gains.

And then the scrolls were lost into the sands of time...

In the late 1800s, in the midst of the world's craze of treasure-hunting and archaeology, many explorers went on on quests to find these scrolls. And, over the next few dozen years, they all were located, to the great excitement of the finder. All except one, that is.

In the year 2006, one valiant individual, in the midst of his afternoon constitutional, stumbled upon a rock in the woods. After cursing this rock and its ethnic heritage, he looked underneath to find a small box. Inside this box was the last and final scroll. The ancient secret of the "Quadfecta"!

And, this gentleman being a noble individual, he aspired to utilize this secret and then make it known upon the world. Probably in a hilarious internet thread, that being the popular medium of the day.

However, there was a dark force lurking. They too had been searching for the final secret, for with it they had the power to control the entire world! At least, that is, if they were the only ones who knew it. If the secret was unleashed upon the public, their centuries-old plans for world domination would be foiled once and for all. This clan of minions went by the ominous name "the moderators" and their only goal was to destroy the young vanguard's power to spread his discovery.



Thus began the final epic battle for control of the world!

that is so awesome

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Wow this is the first time I have seen this. Amazing.

You clearly did not factor in how +BBVEV this line was

baller

Best.Post.Ever

so baller

FREE DAN