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10-06-2012 , 01:36 PM
For many a day, I have wondered how people feel when they post their beats in BBV only to get berated and ridiculed at. Today is the day I find out.

    Poker Stars, $8 Buy-in (75/150 blinds, 20 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #14080902

    BB: 5,949 (39.7 bb)
    UTG+1: 2,920 (19.5 bb)
    Hero (UTG+2): 12,552 (83.7 bb)
    MP1: 13,248 (88.3 bb)
    MP2: 2,736 (18.2 bb)
    MP3: 2,350 (15.7 bb)
    CO: 6,365 (42.4 bb)
    BTN: 6,955 (46.4 bb)
    SB: 2,431 (16.2 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with Q Q
    UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to 345, MP1 calls 345, 6 folds

    Flop: (1,095) T 8 7 (2 players)
    Hero bets 657, MP1 calls 657

    Turn: (2,409) Q (2 players)
    Hero checks, MP1 bets 1,800, Hero raises to 5,405, MP1 raises to 12,226 and is all-in, Hero calls 6,125 and is all-in

    River: (25,469) 9 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: 25,469 pot
    Final Board: T 8 7 Q 9
    Hero showed Q Q and lost (-12,552 net)
    MP1 showed Q J and won 25,469 (12,917 net)



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    10-06-2012 , 01:43 PM
    thread is unsaveable
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    10-06-2012 , 02:10 PM


    but yeah, i didn't read it
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    10-06-2012 , 02:20 PM
    i hate russians
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    10-06-2012 , 02:30 PM
    I like the false teeth on the last one. She could pull them out and go down on me anyday.
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    10-06-2012 , 02:30 PM
    The first one is from the Czech Republic.
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    10-06-2012 , 02:31 PM
    The russian who qualiffied to the WCOOP ME for 40 FPP and won it for $1m is a fish I used to play with in $1.50 SNG's... He was SO F*****G BAD. I kid you not, got like 5k hands on him. Russians are the luckiest players ever.
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    10-06-2012 , 02:41 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by randomtom
    The russian who qualiffied to the WCOOP ME for 40 FPP and won it for $1m is a fish I used to play with in $1.50 SNG's... He was SO F*****G BAD. I kid you not, got like 5k hands on him. Russians are the luckiest players ever.
    Okay but how do you really feel?
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    10-06-2012 , 02:55 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by randomtom
    The russian who qualiffied to the WCOOP ME for 40 FPP and won it for $1m is a fish I used to play with in $1.50 SNG's... He was SO F*****G BAD. I kid you not, got like 5k hands on him. Russians are the luckiest players ever.
    U WONT MILLION?
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    10-06-2012 , 03:07 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sheep86
    The first one is from the Czech Republic.
    Yea and she does porn
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    10-06-2012 , 03:08 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by randomtom
    The russian who qualiffied to the WCOOP ME for 40 FPP and won it for $1m is a fish I used to play with in $1.50 SNG's... He was SO F*****G BAD. I kid you not, got like 5k hands on him. Russians are the luckiest players ever.
    I would rather be a ****ing bad russian $1,5 sng grinder who shipped a mtt for a millball than... well, you.
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    10-06-2012 , 03:12 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sheep86
    The first one is from the Czech Republic.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Alficor1
    Yea and she does porn
    I apologize to all Czechs to have your great daugther called a Russian.
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    10-06-2012 , 04:52 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by randomtom
    The russian who qualiffied to the WCOOP ME for 40 FPP and won it for $1m is a fish I used to play with in $1.50 SNG's... He was SO F*****G BAD. I kid you not, got like 5k hands on him. Russians are the luckiest players ever.
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    10-06-2012 , 05:14 PM
    Terrible thread savers itt. The savers actually made the thread worse.
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    10-06-2012 , 05:15 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Alficor1
    I would rather be a ****ing bad russian $1,5 sng grinder who shipped a mtt for a millball than... well, you.
    +
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    10-06-2012 , 05:22 PM
    God dam I dont even know why I post here just get trolled to f*** every single time. Yeah ok, tbf id rather be that russian than me. Pussy riot ftw.
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    10-06-2012 , 05:30 PM
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    Originally Posted by Alficor1
    Yea and she does porn
    name plz?
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    10-06-2012 , 05:32 PM
    russians have tits
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    10-06-2012 , 05:34 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by randomtom
    God dam I dont even know why I post here just get trolled to f*** every single time. Yeah ok, tbf id rather be that russian than me. Pussy riot ftw.
    tuff_fish is that you?
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    10-06-2012 , 05:38 PM
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    Originally Posted by mumpfmampf
    name plz?
    Veronika Zemanová

    Last edited by Morphismus; 10-06-2012 at 05:39 PM. Reason: here to help!
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    10-06-2012 , 06:06 PM
    In Soviet Russia, pussy riots you!
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    10-06-2012 , 08:32 PM
    1st and 4th savers are horrible, 3rd savers saves a little.
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    10-06-2012 , 08:41 PM
    2nd pic /photoshop blur tool to bum cheeks ..... why ?
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    10-06-2012 , 11:07 PM
    mówisz rosyjski?
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    10-07-2012 , 02:05 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Morphismus
    For many a day, I have wondered how people feel when they post their beats in BBV only to get berated and ridiculed at. Today is the day I find out.

    Turn: (2,409) Q (2 players)
    Hero checks, MP1 bets 1,800, Hero raises to 5,405, MP1 raises to 12,226 and is all-in, Hero calls 6,125 and is all-in

    River: (25,469) 9 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    [spoil]Results: 25,469 pot
    Final Board: T 8 7 Q 9
    Hero showed Q Q and lost (-12,552 net)
    MP1 showed Q J and won 25,469 (12,917 net)
    Russian threadsavers:
    OK, crybaby tell me your line from the river with QJ ... Oh,stop...no need... of course it's 100% fold.
    And they are not russian screensavers... I can see unsexual plastic puppets
    ...maybe grown with GMO food help.
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Tryst_
    i hate russians
    Russian hate you too, stupid emigrant
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