While walking along in desert sand, you suddenly look down and see a tortoise crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over onto its back. The tortoise lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it cannot do so without your help. You are not helping. Why?

1. Lifetime poker results?
2. Have you ever banged someone that's less than a 3?
3. Who is your dream girl?
4. Last time you went to the beach?
5. Last time you went to a strip club?
6. Favorite porn type?
7. Favorite porn website?
8. Do you prefer apples or oranges?
9. In a fight would you rather a baseball bat or a knife?
10. What do you think will bring mankind to an end (or something that will wipe out 90% of the people on the earth)?
11. Do you want kids?
12. Favorite energy drink?
13. What's your favorite number?
14. Other than BBV/BBv4L, what's your favorite forum?
15. Last time you got laid?
16. Last time you got laid (without paying)?
17. 20 words or less on every mod in BBV
18. Outside poker and this forum, what do you do to waste time?
19. Favorite superhero
20. Blonde or Brunette (or redhead I guess)?
21. Worst drug experience
22. Tell us something weird/different about you
23. How many questions do you think I can ask?

i am glad we are in a club together but i would prefer it was a different one, that night was horrible. I had to duck walk back to my hotell from grand central

if you come to seattle ill write it on a piece of paper for you

1 - panama, grand cayman, japan, thailand
2 - really wanna go to Vietnam, also singapore
3 - murica
4 - tombstone
5 - i dont really watch a lot so maybe la confidential? not very familliar
6 - couldnt name 1 off the top of my head
7 - stones
8 - ross
9 - backstreets back alright
10 - thats a negative

i am a human, but if that was the case it would prob be bc i was waiting the sun to cook him so i could consume his flesh

1 - I have only really tracked live the last year, and i posted my FT tourney graph +50k. I was actually trying to come up with this the other day and I would say a 80% CI is 250k-350k.
2 - i dont think thats possible, and no
3 - rosario dawson
4 - august
5 - september 1st (strip clubs in seattle dont serve booze so cut me some slack)
6 - anal
7 - asked and answered
8 - apples
9 - bat
10 - AI imo
11 - nope
12 - with sugar rockstar, sin sugar red balls
13 - 13, nobody else shows it love
14 - OOT but only the steak and drug fread
15 - saturday
16 - ****, december, god damnit
17 - I will come back to this i have to go tie one on
18 - drink, binge watch netflix, been doing a lot of psychedelics lately
19 - superman ainec
20 - brunette, I have stayed away from the whiteys for the last 7ish years but a good jewish italian girl can make me do bad things to get in the guts
21 - freshman year of hs during 2nd period gym this kid showed me a sweet tart and said it was acid, i said bs and ate it. He wasnt lying, it hit me during a math test, then i tried to cheat on a physics test and couldnt do it, then ninth period i had a group presentation for some shakespear text and i was the last to go, when it was my turn there was ~1 minute left in class and i just stood there until the bell rang and ran out
22 - I have on multiple occasions woken up in someones home i dont know or are unfamiliar with and used whatever toothbrush is in the bathroom to brusjh my teeth
23 - is that a challenge?

How many black girls have you boned lifetime?
What's worse, a girl with huge areolas or a girl with a flappy pancake butt?
Ever tell management to **** off, verbatim?
Which state is better: Minnesota or Wisconsin?
MFK: Melania Trump, Blake Lively, Sandra Oh

I thought nobody lives in seattle, it always sounded like some imaginary place.

Like denmark or something

Most money ever spent on girls in a 24 hour span?

2
pancake butt
no, but i did say "**** you i quit"
As a FIB i have to say Minnesota
kill blake, **** sandra, mary melania

it is real, kind of

just for their services $400, but i have dropped more than that at a strip club in a day for sure

favorite breed of vagina?

1. Which 2+2er could you see yourself hanging out with irl.
2. USA state you hate
3. What do you weigh?
4. Given a second chance, what would you go back and change in your life.
5. Favorite meal
6. On a scale of 1-10 how good looking do you think you are
7. If modded for 1 day, what would you do.
8. What skill do you wish you had
9. When you jump on the internet, what is generally the first site you go to (other than 2+2)
10. Rate Trump's performance as a president out of 10.

I forgot i banged an ol lady over the 4th of july but i paid for it dearly. I have never seen so much blood and she wouldnt stop texting my for a month. I also turned down a an Ojibwe broad i used to bung bc the last few years have not been nice to her, and her current gf stormed into the bar we were drinking at and they proceeded to get into a physical altercation in the parking lot.

i luv the yellow sideways ones

1 - bunch of you fukcers in here, but if i had a choice i would prob go whorring in SE Asia with fwwm
2 - Louisiana
3 - 205
4 - in 2011 i tried to convince the guys i was working with to buy 10k in BTC and wait a few years. I had the money and i bought a rolex instead. fmfl
5 - deep dish pizza a nd sushi
6 - 7.5
7 - give sammy the undertitty "cuck'd" and then unban him, find out WH!'s irl digits and see how waffle baby is, then prob ban all other bbv mods and ban them
8 - wish i was better at selling
9 - drudge
10 - i really dont follow politics closely because i typically find it repulsive, but ill give him a 6, 4 for his work, +1 for pissing so many people off and +1 for not giving a **** about doing it

On your deathbed will you tell we’re you burned and buried all your victims?.

What is drudge?

Are you byrung?seem like the same posters? Both strange and carry axes in cars.

i am not sure as i have not burned any victims
drudgereport.com is a news amalgamating website
i am me. not byrung, also i do not own an ax that i am aware of

1. Have you ever had a threesome?
2. What was your first paid job?
3. What's the most pain you have ever been in? Any horrific injuries?
4. How many fillings do you have in your teeth?
5. Are you a tidy person or a messy person?
6. Do you currently live alone or with a roommate?
7. Would you sleep with AlwaysFolding sister if she was hot?

Lol that response makes me worry that you have got a pile of body’s hidden somewhere

Time to hide my IP address

I have watched every real crime documentary’s I can find, what about the human mind scares you the most? And also most amazing thing about the human mind?

1 - yes, asked and answered
2 - started cutting grass in 5th grade, legally i worked in the parking lot at a music festival
3 - no horrific injuries, i got robbed at gunpoint and pistol whipped twice in the head for 13 stitches, that didnt feel good
4 - idk, 10?
5 - i am anal about cleanliness
6 - roomy
7 - slam dunk, fist pump

Talking about anal and then two list-points later talking about my sister.

Shameful!

Don't talk about my daughter that way!

One man's sister/daughter is another man's anal ****

I'd ass pound all of your sisters and daughters.

Who's the girl in the gifs, 1 and 3?

How much did you lose?
How much did you win?

1. What was your lowest mark ever in a school or university exam?
2. What is your favourite piece of clothing and how often do you wear it?
3. Do you have any pets? Describe your favourite pet you had as a child.
4. Do you lend money to your friends? Do they pay you back?
5. If you could choose to be an actor in any tv show or movie which one would you have starred in?
6. Do you listen to new wave retro music? What is your favourite type of music?
7. Name some of your favourite books?
8. Can you change a tyre and do an oil check?
9. Name a Home DIY project you have attempted and how did it go?
10. What type of alcohol were you drinking at 18? Describe how your weekend routine has changed from when you were 18 to now.