So i came here almost ten years ago to try and figure out how to get hm2 working on cake poker. That never happened bc this site is full of awful ****s. So i decided to play along and now you get to deal with me, an ornery awful ****.

So after 10k poasts and a handful of aidsy threads i ask you bbv, what would you like to know about me?

just to remind you what should be going at the end of an opening poast

FIRST IN EPIC 10k BREAD

Questions!

1. Favorite game
2. Favorite limit
3. Favorite poison removal website
4. Favorite LC/NC BBV mod
5. Least favorite BBV reg
6. White russian or black coffee?
7. Would you go to Fid's wedding?
8. Do you like the list with assigned numbers or without?
9. Korean or Thai?
10. Vietnamese or Chinese?
11. Do you know about Pooter?

Whats your real name and can we see a picture of you

Fiddles has the correct reaction

How long did it take for the tanning lotion remnants to leave your hand?

1 - HORSE
2 - prob 5/10 live in big bet, home games 1/2 with 10 rock, live FL 20/40
3 - Brazzers
4 - Wafflehouse1
5 - mtt
6 - black coffee
7 - Would love to
8 - I like the list with assigned numbers
9 - I mean i have to go thai here but korean is very close second in the women department and third in food
10 - viet all the for women, chinese for food
11 - 5* fred, obv idolize him for legendary vag slaying, not a fan of the watersports tho





it was very noticeable for about a week then faded over the next week. I did have the benefit that it was still warm in texas (so my arm and top of hand were tanned) and all i was doing was partying, playing cards and well thats it.

1. How old were you when you first had sex?

2. How many countries have you visited? favourite country?

3. Ever had a threesome?

4. Have you ever been in a bar fight? if so describe it.

5. What are your favourite sports? What exercise do you do on a regular basis?

6. Can you cook better food then Sammy?

7. Have you ever hitchhiked or picked up hitchhikers?

8. Describe the scariest moment in your life?

9. Describe your average dinner you cook at home?

10. Where is the best place to take a chick on a date?

11. Describe the greatest wedding you have ever been to? Did you hook up?

12. When did you first get into thai girls?

13. Have you ever thrown a massive party at your place? describe how this went.

14. Describe the worst night of your life

I'm not your favorite mod and you want an invite to my wedding?

At least lie to me!

Favorite sorting algorithm?

Butts or boobs?

1) TV show - all time
2) TV show - currently
3) Movie - all time
4) Movie - recent
5) Porn Star
6) Sex position
7) Casino
8) BBV poster (other than me of course)
9) thread on BBV (other than mine of course)
10) Country in the world (other than USA#1)

Most embarrassing moment?
Do you think you are better looking than Sammy?
Ever touched another man's penis?

1) Worst decision you have made?
2) How have you not been to Canada?
3) Why did you vote for Trump?
4) What law/regulation would you change? Only get to change one.
5) If I dropped you in a random city, how long before you could find some drugs?
6) How many US states have you been to and what are your top 5?
7) Rank top meats (chicken, beef etc)
8) Why did you come to 2+2
9) Weirdest fetish?
10) Favorite actor?

worst experiences are tough there are so many to choose from, but after my first year of college i dropped out and was trying to start a carpet cleaning business with a friend in madison wisconsin, i wasnt really talking to my family much bc they all thought i was being an idiot so on a trip back to chicago to see friends (where my family is too) i got robbed at gunpoint, pistol whipped for 9 stitches in my head and they took my bag that had my entire CD collection (yes that was still a thing and was one of my prized possessions). When i finally got to the hospital the cops took my statement but i didnt want to cooperate bc i never saw the attackers faces, ****ing cops ended up callingg my family anyways which turned into a complete **** show

AF asked if i would go, which i would be happy to, WH! and i had a bbv bromance and he gave me the undertitty. I don't make it a habbit to lie, not gonna start here, sorry not sorry

ALT + ASS

look at my avy broski

Favorite hobby/pass-time other than poker, 2+2, hookers, blow?

Damn it all the good questions are already gone.

You have some Cuban ancestors, correct? Third generation? Were they fleeing from Castro?

1 - TPB or Always sunny
2 - Always sunny
3 - very difficult to pick but i have prob watched army of darkness more than any other movie. Could be step brothers too
4 - American hustle
5 - shyla stylze
6 - girl flat on her stomach, you can put a pillow under her hips if you like
7 - Cosmo ainec
8 - me, jk i luv all you guys
9 -mooremoney
10 - asked and answered

I **** myself on an nyc subway train after taking a horse dose of azithromiacin bc i banged a girl that had chlamydia
don't think, i know it
yes

1 - I took money once from someone bc i was mad at them
2 - i have been to canada
3 - i did not vote for trump, i have never voted in any election
4 - abolish affirmative action
5 - depends on what drugs and how much risk i am willing to assume, but prob in a few hours, definitely within a day
6 - 40ish, illinois, new york, florida, nevada, rn falling in love with washington and texas gets an honorable mention
7 - beef, pork, chicken thats gonnna be 95%+ of the meat i eat
8 - to try and get hm2 working on cake poker
9 - i like a good prostate massage while getting a hummer
10 - bradley cooper bc hes my idol

those are all great, but fishing and diving

you guys already know i am a degenerate animal lol, yes my grandfather came here from Cuba in 52 on a doctoral student exchange program. He put my father inside of an intalian immigrant who was working as a model in Chicago in 55. He joined the navy in 56 in order to gain citizenship and my father was born on ramey AFB in puerto rico. His Two brothers got out of Cuba prior to 59 when castro took over but his parents stayed.

Subway-****ting is legendary.

Chlamydibros unite!

Whats your social security number?

1. Which countries have you visited apart from USA#1, Mexico and Canada?
2. Which country you've never visited is next on your list?
3. Which national flag you feel has the best design?

4. What's your favorite western movie?
5. What's your favorite film noir?
6. What's your favorite silent movie?

7. Beatles or Stones?
8. Diana Ross or Donna Summer?
9. Backstreet Boys or Spice Girls?

10. Have you ever removed poison while watching hentai?

Question number 10: The real important questions