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lol i didnt mean to hurt your feelings i like you and respect your work but you have alot to learn kid come back when you've been in a real fight not just throwing girly windmill punches

My feelings aren't hurt. Your trolling skills just need work. I would recommend being a bit more subtle, and making your insults more pointed and topical. Not many poker players will be offended if you call them a degen. Screaming profanity and talking about people's mothers is little league, my friend. You're really just mashing buttons. Try to be less of an obvious troll, be more inspired, give some thought to what will really get your target riled up and upset. It also might help if you could write at a 3rd grade level. People are more likely to take the bait if they can understand wtf you're trying to say.

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01-21-2011 , 06:10 AM

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onetimebaby

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sounds like its working to me youre a pure weapon man

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01-21-2011 , 06:20 AM

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SrslySirius

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sounds like its working to me youre a pure weapon man

Not really, dude. In fact, your troll-fu is so weak, I think you've managed to troll yourself.

This is you:

This is me:

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01-21-2011 , 06:23 AM

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onetimebaby

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I used to go out with an internet geek lkie u after posting some real funny vidds he would come through and suck my **** real hard and whats more i could drink anyone on this forum under the table you Americans with your "quart" bottle wtf is that all about then runnin from the cops cuz you like having 50 red necks on your ass and getting sent to the state pen so u can have 5 showers a day lol we made you and we can destroy u anytime just remember that

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01-21-2011 , 06:28 AM

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TeddyKGB45

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you guise are makin me all -__- and I want to be all

, you see?

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01-21-2011 , 06:30 AM

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onetimebaby

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tedd shut the **** up u ghaylord

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01-21-2011 , 06:31 AM

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See, that's what I'm talking about. You might have just delivered some soul crushing burns. For all I know, it may have been the pinnacle of your trolling career. But we'll never know now because it's a ridiculous run-on sentence that nobody will ever read. All I got from that is that you used to date men. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If you want to troll like the pros, it's going to take dedication. You have to learn the tools of the trade. Punctuation is your friend.

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01-21-2011 , 06:35 AM

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onetimebaby

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ok im gonna leave you guys with a song peace out and i'll be back once i get an education in about 50 million years peace out broshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJl0pe-DWy8

edit lol check jarred huggins on drums never noticed that

Cheers

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01-21-2011 , 06:40 AM

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SrslySirius

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Good luck, man. I know if you put your mind to it, you can be one of the top trolls in the game. Just put in the work. Never give up.

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01-21-2011 , 06:41 AM

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alexDJI

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I must say Sirius, your trolling skills are outstanding.

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01-21-2011 , 06:46 AM

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SrslySirius

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Oh, is that what I was doing just now?

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01-21-2011 , 06:50 AM

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alexDJI

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please don't leave us

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01-21-2011 , 07:01 AM

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TeddyKGB45

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I'm gonna leave you with a song for when you come back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

GFY

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01-21-2011 , 07:06 AM

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alexDJI

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I'm gonna leave you with a song for when you come back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

GFY

here's a song for when you feel down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vVhE0aAnx8

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01-21-2011 , 07:08 AM

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And heres a song for when you want to listen to a song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uz8Nb7-fxs

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01-21-2011 , 07:11 AM

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alexDJI

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and here's a song for when you're tilting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W9r1hGQHF4

very relaxing

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01-21-2011 , 07:20 AM

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TeddyKGB45

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and heres a song for when you want to put your daughter to sleep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY3LA...eature=related

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01-21-2011 , 07:22 AM

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alexDJI

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here's a song I sang to a girl I wanted to go out with

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hy6b_VKPuA

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01-21-2011 , 07:24 AM

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better than the song I sang for girl that I went out with...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjMJOTTmaa4

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01-21-2011 , 07:30 AM

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alexDJI

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I up it with a song I list as my favorite on my resume every time I apply for a babysitting job

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=459_K3kXGBA

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01-21-2011 , 07:30 AM

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Dirt Diggler

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01-21-2011 , 07:32 AM

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here's a song for you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fScrFExwSc

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01-21-2011 , 07:36 AM

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TeddyKGB45

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Here's what I watch when I am picking out a guard dog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKL-WvQDkbY

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01-21-2011 , 07:37 AM

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SrslySirius

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These songs are mostly terrible imo

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01-21-2011 , 07:38 AM

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alexDJI

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You win, I'm too tired to continue this game

so here's a video with a bunch of anons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IqDF7YSCDE

edit: sorry Sirius, but I don't think they were meant to be perceived as good by the general public.

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