Taking Requests ITT (now Project MacGuffin) - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

I'm about to hit 500 posts, which means I've spent far more time here than I usually do on a message board. So I have decided to commemorate the occasion. I'm just not sure exactly how, so I'll leave that up to you BBVers. Feel free to request songs, photoshops, videos, or whatever else you'd like to see me post.

Or just take this opportunity to call me a try-hard loser attention whore.

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01-12-2011 , 04:30 PM

aura

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 10,048

You know those motivational posters?

Please make one with a hot durrrrl (brunette) and an isildurrrl (blonde)

and make the caption

(isil)durrrrls <------ large text

Turning 2+2 ghey one post at a time <-----smaller text

There can be other punchlines like:

Turning 2+2 ghey one member at a time

or

You'd hit it

Congrats!

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01-12-2011 , 04:35 PM

KingKovacs

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 1,207

tits or gtfo

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01-12-2011 , 04:37 PM

Biggavelli

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,456

I have a request for you.

Spoiler:

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01-12-2011 , 04:39 PM

SrslySirius

Animated Character

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 4,357

Instant regret.

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01-12-2011 , 04:45 PM

max_em87

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 592

Could you possibly do the 50 driveoff .gif but put BG1 in the backseat?

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01-12-2011 , 05:09 PM

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

A well?

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01-12-2011 , 05:10 PM

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,268

When's yours?^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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01-12-2011 , 05:22 PM

NomoneyHU.

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Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

When's yours?^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You guys realized that I was levelling? Might do it for teh lulz anyway.

Last edited by NomoneyHU.; 01-12-2011 at 05:22 PM. Reason: At my 2 000th post

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01-12-2011 , 07:22 PM

#10

SUITEDACESLOL

adept

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 829

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Originally Posted by NomoneyHU.

You guys realized that I was levelling? Might do it for teh lulz anyway.

stop posting, start grinding

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01-12-2011 , 07:25 PM

#11

NomoneyHU.

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,061

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Originally Posted by SUITEDACESLOL

stop posting, start grinding

doing both at the same time sir..gotta stop doing it.

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01-12-2011 , 07:33 PM

#12

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,065

I would like a video of you, Aura, and Durrrr singing row, row, row your boat in 3-part harmonics while naked and riding a unicorn. Towards the end i would like TTI to descend from the heavens, wearing nothing but a fig leaf while angels (IRM, Phil Galfond, and a pre-2008 Brian Townsend) sing the theme to "Small Wonder" in the background.

Oh, and just to prove I am not gay, please work Liv Boeree in there somehow.

And I would like it done in the next 2 hours.

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01-12-2011 , 07:47 PM

#13

SrslySirius

Animated Character

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 4,357

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01-12-2011 , 07:51 PM

#14

imnotfromsweden

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 94

no better way to celebrate than with fireworks imo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgMTmXcMS1E

why don't you do make a firework like that for 500th post?

edit. fk I'm late

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01-12-2011 , 08:48 PM

#15

Cracked_Avacado

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,978

I will get back to you with a request later but in the meantime how about a collage of bbv stuff cats, tarps, trucks , pokerz

All teh lulz stuff

Cheers

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01-12-2011 , 10:00 PM

#16

Isitdur?

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1,637

Would love to see you do another song/music video. Maybe another one about Doug Lee?

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01-12-2011 , 11:07 PM

#17

DRybes

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 4,039

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Originally Posted by SrslySirius

Or just take this opportunity to call me a try-hard loser attention whore.

try-hard?

ahahahaha

this stuff is cake to you and you know it

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01-13-2011 , 12:08 AM

#18

medonkyou

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,206

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Originally Posted by NomoneyHU.

A well?

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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

When's yours?^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

the most unwarranted well of all time?

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01-13-2011 , 01:39 AM

#19

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,644

Photoshop durrrr watching some dude rail a really fat chick. durrrr says "I'd hit it"

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01-13-2011 , 02:32 AM

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R Lazzaro

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 205

Last edited by ToTheInternet; 01-13-2011 at 07:35 AM.

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01-13-2011 , 03:41 AM

#21

alexDJI

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,779

SrslySirius, I think you should make another song. I'll try to come up with some original ideas, but seriously, another song please?

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01-13-2011 , 06:05 AM

#22

Dirt Diggler

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,875

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Originally Posted by Craggoo

Photoshop durrrr watching some dude rail a really fat guy. durrrr says "I'd hit it"

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01-13-2011 , 09:42 AM

#23

DamienT

banned

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 6,911

Shirtless pics please !

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01-13-2011 , 10:34 AM

#24

BigBadJonV

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,815

Mr. Serious,

I would kindly request a small (under 12' tall) chimpanzee urinating on Howard the Duck, the cou de gra is that instead of howard the duck's face though put Howard LEDERER. It would be hilarious!!! If you can't fix that up, I would also request just a picture of a chimpanzee urinating on the real howard lederer. (no photoshop)

Also, if you could please make me a better poker player, I'd appreciate it!

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01-20-2011 , 11:55 AM

#25

BigBadJonV

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,815

bump

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