Swank Poker- Greatest or Worst poker site ever?
08-08-2008
, 12:57 AM
08-08-2008
, 09:11 AM
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, 12:05 PM
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, 02:03 PM
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, 02:20 PM
08-08-2008
, 04:40 PM
Set to 50 per but it's a lose/lose situation, imo. If I come on here talking about how it's made it "3 pages" someone is going to be all "ZOMG 3 PAGES, WTF?"
"Swank Badonkadonkaments" does have a nice ring to it.
"Swank Badonkadonkaments" does have a nice ring to it.
08-08-2008
, 06:39 PM
Harmonica: Sam, If you are struggling for traffic how can you afford to run 500k GTD's every month?, is it as someone mentioned earlier that you are apart of the Everleaf network?. Thanks
SAM: Yes, we offer it with ELG support. Do you have a pill against traffic? Hate struggling…
wickedgoodtrader: When I type in swankpoker.com I get this message which I've never seen before.. Secure Connection Failed
SAM: Fixed. This was happening with http://swankpoker.com (without www). Not happening anymore.
coolhandluck: SamofSwank - Bonus codes and special bonus codes for 2+2'ers?
SAM: Here is the deal. To give bonuses I need action in the house. We love you guys but we have a non-compete with charities – they don’t offer online poker and we don’t offer free dough (We break the rules sometimes, but shhh…)
Many rooms came out recently, splashed the cash around with big parties, bonuses, freerolls and…folded. Folks here are predicting the same fate for Swank. Won’t happen. We’ll give back, but we can’t give back if there was nothing given to us. You put in, we give back and you put in into what we give back :-) (Is Russia’s Putin named like that because his forefathers were putting in a lot? Just a thought...)
Grasshopp3r: 2+2 freeroll
SAM: There will be conditions attached. I’ll set a date and by that time whatever is the number of real players from 2+2 has registered with Support – I’ll double it. That’ll be your Prize – winner takes all. Deal?
Fancy Pants: If this becomes popular, it will be a very bad thing in terms of online gambling legislation in the US. That is all.
SAM: Why? Because we mix legal adult offers with online poker? We’re not from US but last time I was in Vegas all taxis were sporting Doyle’s ads, Stars’ big banner was covering Palms during WSOP and their billboards were on the Los Angeles freeways, where one of the big cardrooms had their marquee covered with another online poker ad. I’m not even talking about all the Tilt’s owners-consultants freely playing and living in the States. So, the way we see it – in the US online poker is tolerated, adult is legal. Why is it so bad to mix them together? Although, we too, along with Mae West, consider sex a misdemeanor – the more we miss, de meaner we get :-)
MakeEmYou: Does this site support US players and US deposits? can i just throw the plastic up with no fear of UB scandals?
SAM: US players are supported. Using plastic is safe but not sure if it’ll be processed by your bank. PIC-CLUB is the best legal option I know of.
Tomtah: Everything about this site is illegal there is no way it will survive, at least not with the current fpp rewards.
SAM: A pessimist is a well-informed optimist. You may know something I don’t know, so I’ll propose a deal: prove that anything in the Swank Rewards is illegal and I’ll remove it and give you 100 bucks. If not, you’ll give me 100 bucks in rake and let the people on this forum act as witnesses. Deal?
zasterguava: The BBJ prize could be rewarded in BJ's?
SAM: As my GF insists, anything can be rewarded in BJ’s but what the heck is BBJ?
Jay: Sam, can you please send me a free Swank T shirt! PM me for my details.
SAM: Send your email with T-shirt subject to rewards@swankpoker.com. I’ll let you know when they are ready and will get one out to you. I hope by that time you will have paid me for it in rake ;-)
Jay: I'm signing up for your site right now but my gf wont let me plough the swank girl when i get 100k points, so can she instead? I'll film.
SAM: Don’t know if she can, but she certainly may. She seems to be as obsessed with sex as the average man.
Heimdal77: You said there were nice stuff for couples, more info please!
SAM: $100 Alexander Institute Gift Certificate; $300 Adam & Eve Gift Certificate; 7 nights at the all-inclusive "Hedonism II" or "Hedonism III". If you are in a “lifestyle” – Hush Club, Green Door memberships. Adult resorts also welcome couples who are looking for another girl to spice-up their sex life. There will be more awards coming soon.
Heimdal77: And yes, free tee shirts would be really nice!!!
SAM: When did I say the t-shirts were free??
Heimdal77: And is there a discount for a film with 2 swank girls at the same time? Like 'If you get 100 000 points, Get one more swank girl for 35 000 points more'
SAM:)) Yep, one more Swank Girl for her and two guys for you, FREE!!!! What the hell did you think?!
Bigindieman: Is there a possibilty to organise private tournaments?
SAM: Yes it’s possible, you can do it for you and your mates. Just contact support, they’ll setup a password protected tourney for you, no problem.
J3roen: Sam is great! I got the $10 bonus moneys cause I have no ways to deposits atm. So I'll try out some very very very small stakes game and write you guys a review on the naked girls (and how many swank points i have for my next orgie)
SAM: Yeap, I screwed up. Told someone here that I’ll give him 10 bucks to try and now my life is like a country song – my salary is gone, my house is gone, my truck is gone and gf is screwing my brother…
In short - there is no free bonus offer. There is a nice deposit offer. And yeah, Sam IS great!
SAM: Yes, we offer it with ELG support. Do you have a pill against traffic? Hate struggling…
wickedgoodtrader: When I type in swankpoker.com I get this message which I've never seen before.. Secure Connection Failed
SAM: Fixed. This was happening with http://swankpoker.com (without www). Not happening anymore.
coolhandluck: SamofSwank - Bonus codes and special bonus codes for 2+2'ers?
SAM: Here is the deal. To give bonuses I need action in the house. We love you guys but we have a non-compete with charities – they don’t offer online poker and we don’t offer free dough
(We break the rules sometimes, but shhh…) Many rooms came out recently, splashed the cash around with big parties, bonuses, freerolls and…folded. Folks here are predicting the same fate for Swank. Won’t happen. We’ll give back, but we can’t give back if there was nothing given to us. You put in, we give back and you put in into what we give back :-) (Is Russia’s Putin named like that because his forefathers were putting in a lot? Just a thought...)
Grasshopp3r: 2+2 freeroll
SAM: There will be conditions attached. I’ll set a date and by that time whatever is the number of real players from 2+2 has registered with Support – I’ll double it. That’ll be your Prize – winner takes all. Deal?
Fancy Pants: If this becomes popular, it will be a very bad thing in terms of online gambling legislation in the US. That is all.
SAM: Why? Because we mix legal adult offers with online poker? We’re not from US but last time I was in Vegas all taxis were sporting Doyle’s ads, Stars’ big banner was covering Palms during WSOP and their billboards were on the Los Angeles freeways, where one of the big cardrooms had their marquee covered with another online poker ad. I’m not even talking about all the Tilt’s owners-consultants freely playing and living in the States. So, the way we see it – in the US online poker is tolerated, adult is legal. Why is it so bad to mix them together? Although, we too, along with Mae West, consider sex a misdemeanor – the more we miss, de meaner we get :-)
MakeEmYou: Does this site support US players and US deposits? can i just throw the plastic up with no fear of UB scandals?
SAM: US players are supported. Using plastic is safe but not sure if it’ll be processed by your bank. PIC-CLUB is the best legal option I know of.
Tomtah: Everything about this site is illegal there is no way it will survive, at least not with the current fpp rewards.
SAM: A pessimist is a well-informed optimist. You may know something I don’t know, so I’ll propose a deal: prove that anything in the Swank Rewards is illegal and I’ll remove it and give you 100 bucks. If not, you’ll give me 100 bucks in rake and let the people on this forum act as witnesses. Deal?
zasterguava: The BBJ prize could be rewarded in BJ's?
SAM: As my GF insists, anything can be rewarded in BJ’s but what the heck is BBJ?
Jay: Sam, can you please send me a free Swank T shirt! PM me for my details.
SAM: Send your email with T-shirt subject to rewards@swankpoker.com. I’ll let you know when they are ready and will get one out to you. I hope by that time you will have paid me for it in rake ;-)
Jay: I'm signing up for your site right now but my gf wont let me plough the swank girl when i get 100k points, so can she instead? I'll film.
SAM: Don’t know if she can, but she certainly may. She seems to be as obsessed with sex as the average man.
Heimdal77: You said there were nice stuff for couples, more info please!
SAM: $100 Alexander Institute Gift Certificate; $300 Adam & Eve Gift Certificate; 7 nights at the all-inclusive "Hedonism II" or "Hedonism III". If you are in a “lifestyle” – Hush Club, Green Door memberships. Adult resorts also welcome couples who are looking for another girl to spice-up their sex life. There will be more awards coming soon.
Heimdal77: And yes, free tee shirts would be really nice!!!
SAM: When did I say the t-shirts were free??
Heimdal77: And is there a discount for a film with 2 swank girls at the same time? Like 'If you get 100 000 points, Get one more swank girl for 35 000 points more'
SAM:
)) Yep, one more Swank Girl for her and two guys for you, FREE!!!! What the hell did you think?! Bigindieman: Is there a possibilty to organise private tournaments?
SAM: Yes it’s possible, you can do it for you and your mates. Just contact support, they’ll setup a password protected tourney for you, no problem.
J3roen: Sam is great! I got the $10 bonus moneys cause I have no ways to deposits atm. So I'll try out some very very very small stakes game and write you guys a review on the naked girls (and how many swank points i have for my next orgie)
SAM: Yeap, I screwed up. Told someone here that I’ll give him 10 bucks to try and now my life is like a country song – my salary is gone, my house is gone, my truck is gone and gf is screwing my brother…
In short - there is no free bonus offer. There is a nice deposit offer. And yeah, Sam IS great!
08-08-2008
, 06:59 PM
08-08-2008
, 07:20 PM
I wish. I am just a lowlife they put behind this screen and whip every time I miss to answer within 5 seconds
I’m one of the managers. Frankly, CEO’s job is boring.
But we are in Europe, it's after 1 AM, so see you tomorrow and hope you do it tonight!
I’m one of the managers. Frankly, CEO’s job is boring.
But we are in Europe, it's after 1 AM, so see you tomorrow and hope you do it tonight!
08-08-2008
, 07:24 PM
I'll pass your compliments 