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08-06-2008 , 08:30 PM
so who is gonna be the biggest bbv hero of all-time and grind out enough points to shoot the porno?
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08-06-2008 , 08:33 PM
Hi Sam,

I have some trouble looking at the hottest avatars. I'd like to be able to turn the tables so I can jerk it to the pretty ones.

Thanks in advance!
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08-06-2008 , 08:34 PM
Sam, interested to know what NLHE games are currently running, the limits that is.
Also, are their skinning options, i have a 13 year old bro in the house who runs into my room a lot, who id rather not see naked chicks, any skin options to turn em off or something?
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08-06-2008 , 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Dark_Mace
Sam, interested to know what NLHE games are currently running, the limits that is.
Also, are their skinning options, i have a 13 year old bro in the house who runs into my room a lot, who id rather not see naked chicks, any skin options to turn em off or something?
i was having sex when i was 13
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08-06-2008 , 09:21 PM
Dark_Mace: Also, are their skinning options, i have a 13 year old bro in the house who runs into my room a lot, who id rather not see naked chicks, any skin options to turn em off or something?

SAM: Your brother my never forgive you or you may never see him in your room again, but check out the Panic Tip.
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08-06-2008 , 09:49 PM
Haha this is the best part imo...

Our "Quantum Photon Shuffler" is essentially an unpredictable, scientifically- proven quantum-mechanical process inside a special, impregnable, "hack-proof" “black box”.



Srsly???
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08-06-2008 , 09:58 PM
Compatible with any stats tracking programs?
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08-06-2008 , 10:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EWS87
so who is gonna be the biggest bbv hero of all-time and grind out enough points to shoot the porno?
me
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08-06-2008 , 10:19 PM
If I get rakeback I will move my whole ****ing roll to this site. Only problem is, it will probably go belly up before I get my week in Europe.

Couple of questions:

Do you offer rakeback?
Do you allow player to player transfers?
Will you be adding more tourneys?
Do you have deep HU tables?
Do you have customer support that will actually respond to e-mails?
Are we going to have to wait two months for our cashouts?
Can I run Hold Em Manager on your site?
Can I go to the WSOP with a Swank Logo with my Swank Points on your dime?
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08-07-2008 , 02:58 AM
Will swankpoker be getting some hot porn girls to play there regularly?
It will probably attract much more traffic.

Last edited by AKoffsuit; 08-07-2008 at 03:03 AM.
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08-07-2008 , 03:18 AM
This is probably the greatest idea ever.
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08-07-2008 , 03:56 AM
This is really funny i hope it works, for the sake of the community
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08-07-2008 , 06:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EWS87
so who is gonna be the biggest bbv hero of all-time and grind out enough points to shoot the porno?
thsi
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08-07-2008 , 07:47 AM
hahaha wtf?
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08-07-2008 , 08:40 AM
awesome, how can I sign up if I'm already registered at another skin though?
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08-07-2008 , 09:52 AM
Why sawnk?


.... Isit becuase Swank -s = W _ _ k ?
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08-07-2008 , 10:14 AM
1 Hardcore Scene with a Swank Girl
Act in your own porno movie and direct it, if you have the desire! The film you make will be shown on Swank Poker and other venues. If you are shy or don’t want to be recognized, it’s OK to wear a mask. Only 100,000 Swank Points without air travel.
Category : Around the world
| Points required : 250,000.00 Swank Points


what does this mean? europe or us? if i direct a movie, can the actors wear masks with pictures of my friends?
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08-07-2008 , 02:24 PM
update bump.

Has anyone tried to find any games? Anyone going to start playing here?

That guy should really start answering some more questions, 2p2 could make Swank poker some real money. Could be very soft games for awhile...
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08-07-2008 , 03:40 PM
TheCanoe: Only problem is, it will probably go belly up before I get my week in Europe.
SAM: If that’s your favorite position, we can arrange that
There are many reasons why Swank Poker will survive and this talk of demise will disappear. You simply can make it happen sooner by spending some of your poker time with us.

Do you offer rakeback?
SAM: Yes. We were not planning to but I see a lot of you asking about it. Sign up, send your Nickname to rewards@swankpoker.com and we'll send you your rakeback details. For those who start playing before and on September 21, rakeback will be up to 30% (based on your play), paid weekly and automatically every Monday. We're still working out what the different levels should be. Any suggestions - let me know. Those who start playing after September 21 will qualify only for up to 20%.

Do you allow player to player transfers?
SAM: Yes. This feature is called Inter-Account Transfer - IAT. Just Log into Swank Poker and go to "My Account/Cashier/Transfer to Player".

Will you be adding more tourneys?
SAM: Yes. Now we have 500K GTD every month, will add more as more players show up.

Do you have deep HU tables?
SAM: We don’t have deep HU tables. We have deep stack SnGs and MTTs. Will add deepHU as we ad players.

Do you have customer support that will actually respond to e-mails?
SAM: Support? Do you really need it? Sure we have it and the best in the industry. These guys and gals served poker players for years. We are also using Live Chat provided by the network for deposit, cashout and tech questions. Live Chat does not know much about the Rewards. So don’t ask them how many points you need for a BJ.

Are we going to have to wait two months for our cashouts?
SAM: No, unless you order a wire transfer to some account in some remote island with an unknown bank that no other bank has heard about. Other than that, cashouts processed within 24 hours, right after the Risk Management’s OK.

Can I run Hold Em Manager on your site?
SAM: We've contacted them. We are small for these services. To some (Tracker, or example), the Network have even offered to pay for the development. I suggest you also send them a line. The more players ask the faster they'll make their software compatible with Swank's.

Can I go to the WSOP with a Swank Logo with my Swank Points on your dime?SAM: Yeah, if you have the balls to wear our t-shirt. We’ll run satellites, sure. Last WSOP Satellite on the network had 1 cent buy-in and you had to beat about 50 players.

AKoffsuit: Will swankpoker be getting some hot porn girls to play there regularly?
SAM: If that’s what “playing” with the hot porn girl means for you – we can arrange it, but we’d rather pay them to play with you in person.

GreenSmoke85: This is really funny i hope it works, for the sake of the community
SAM: Well, community has to play some stakes for us to care about its sake...or something like this In short, if you keep saying there are no players and you don't join, it will take us longer to get the players. Just get your buddies and book a table. Pull your points and...party naked

fivemeo: awesome, how can I sign up if I'm already registered at another skin though?
SAM: Send me an email with the name of the cardroom. I will let you know if we can make a deal with their manager. We'll try to bribe him with "something" he probably won't get at home :-)

Huggy: Why sawnk?.... Isit becuase Swank -s = W _ _ k ?
SAM: No, because S+W_ _k = Swank

ludakriss: Only 100,000 Swank Points without air travel.
Category : Around the world | Points required : 250,000.00 Swank Points

what does this mean? europe or us? if i direct a movie, can the actors wear masks with pictures of my friends?
SAM: Without travel means that if you want to arrange your own flight or if we can arrange the reward in your area, you don’t have to spend extra 150K points. As far as the masks, you are the director and you decide. But why not use pictures of your enemies? With ideas like this one you sure must have a lot of them
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08-07-2008 , 03:44 PM
the last time I logged in, I saw:
- 1 $2+.20 tournament running with 6 players in it
- 3 NLHE real money tables, the highest being 2/4, none were full
- 1 table of microstakes limit hold'em 5/10 players
- 4 playmoney tables totaling 20 players
- 0 other games/tournaments
- a total of like 55 players on at the time
- the avatars werent as ugly as I thought
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08-07-2008 , 03:45 PM
Rakeback is great, but I think a lot of 2p2'ers are going to sign up BASED on what % we receive. I think it's great you're in here answering these questions, and if you do a 30-40% rakeback paid back every month, you will receive a TON of play from a lot of people.

I have seen your ads in bluff, and I'm sure you can get enough people to play w/o rakeback to be profitable.

Has anyone deposited/played yet? I'm thinking this has to be close to a go
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08-07-2008 , 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by TheCanoe
Rakeback is great, but I think a lot of 2p2'ers are going to sign up BASED on what % we receive. I think it's great you're in here answering these questions, and if you do a 30-40% rakeback paid back every month, you will receive a TON of play from a lot of people.

I have seen your ads in bluff, and I'm sure you can get enough people to play w/o rakeback to be profitable.

Has anyone deposited/played yet? I'm thinking this has to be close to a go
See above for my experiences at their site. The players seem mostly weak/tight at the cash games.
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08-07-2008 , 03:51 PM
we are a new room, we ain't going to be full all the time. Don't just log in. Get your friends together and get the game going. We don't expect you to move all your play to Swank. Give us some action and little by little I'll fulfill my mission: FIGHTING SEXUAL STARVATION, One Poker Player at a time!!!
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08-07-2008 , 03:55 PM
30% is OK, 40% - tough.
40% rakeback + 20-25% Rewards + Network Fee + Payment Fees + Etc = TheCanoe's favorite position :-)
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08-07-2008 , 03:58 PM
Sam i'm cheersing @ you through the monitor right now

CHEERS SAM


To the greatest idea ever
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