POKER GAMES & RULES
Poker Rules
Swank Poker offers the most popular forms of poker. Check out the complete rules of poker to get all the details on how each game is played.

* Texas Hold'em is the easiest form of poker. The rules are simple and it provides you with good insight into the basics of poker. Learn more

* Omaha High is similar to Texas Hold'em, but you should have some experience in poker strategy. Learn more.

* Omaha Hi/Lo is like Omaha but with a really cool twist. Learn more.

* Seven Card Stud has the least in common with Texas Hold'em or Omaha. Requires the most concentration and awareness. Learn more.

There are only 5 tables of NLHE running and no Omaha or Stud. I was going to sign up but it seems pointless. The games look really good from the few hands I watched and the software seems decent.

FYP.

"Competition Videos
The image of woman's body is the most beautiful thing in the world...especially when it's moving, belongs to your fellow player's girlfriend and you're allowed to opinionate about it!

Announcing the monthly Swank Poker Video Competition!

Every month you're encouraged to submit short video clips (30 sec max) featuring your female companion in any kind of erotic situation. Better if it has something to do with poker. Best if it features Swank Poker in any way. We'll post them here and let your fellow players cast their votes.

Monthly winners will get $500 in chips. After 6 months the 6 players who have submitted the winning videos will play a $1000 Winner-Takes-All freeroll.

There will be 2 freerolls per year. Their winners will play heads-up for any Swank Reward worth up to 200,000 points!

(If you don't have a non-inflatable female companion to star in your movie, check out our adult dating site memberships here. In the worst case, you can talk someone into sending you their video. In the best case, you might end up shooting it...with a tripod!) "

Well I just uninstalled stars. Supernova elite seems like a pointless goal when I can't star in a porn with my fpps.

this is actually hilarious

I dont see its potential...Their highest tournament buy-in is $25.

Sigh, the problem is, twoplustwo found out about this too early. If not, I think the games would be much more juicy (lol) in like 5 months if it gained popularity elsewhere. Oh well.

i actually cant stop laughing...this is too funny

SWANK POINTS

This is your most valuable currency! Simply put: No points = No sex!!

You get 1 Swank Point for every 10 cents that you contribute to the rake.

Say for example, you're playing heads-up (that means one-on-one) and at the end of the hand the rake taken was $1. This means that you AND your opponent will each receive 5 Swank Points for that round.

We also give you 1 Swank Point for every 10 cents that you pay in tournament fees. So, if you enter a $10/$1 tournament, you'll get 10 Swank Points.

"But what to do with my Swank Points" you ask? Oh, man... Just click here!

I thought people get paid to act in porno movies...

Someone needs to email stars support so they can correct this situation.

wow....

can't you just concierge a hooker? like tell them you wanna go to the bunny ranch in Vegas and provide receipt...

Problem solved...


Pewwww for mod

lol some food for thought

You get 1 Swank Point for every 10 cents that you contribute to the rake.
multitabling 4 tables of 200NL
+
400hands per hour
+
you play 25% of hands dealt
+
avg contributing rake of $1= 10 swank points
+
100 hands/hr x 10swank points therefore earning approximately 1000 swank points per hour
=
lol your own porn flick?

I really like the "Integrity" tab nestled comfortably next to the XXXtra tab and below the naked woman

haha this is probably the only chance 80% of 2+2 has of getting layed

What network is this site on or is it independent?

i had a look. games aren't that juicy. maybe bad time zone?

Oh wow....

Everleaf, the network of a.o. Poker4ever and PokerTrillion. Only one account per person allowed on this network, bummer.

Lol, really is a genius site. It seems you have to be a pretty major stud to play it though..

I cant imagine many people playing it have gfs so im pretty impressed with the 4000 swank points 'years supply of condoms'.

'365 condoms, one for each day' Hahahahahah surely that would be lifetimes supply for anyone using this sweet site.

I have a feeling most pots are going to be contested HU!



Hahahaha, ewwwww....

I should think that Queens suck out on Cowboys alot on this site.

Let alone you probably get dealt crabs all the time.

Although they probably make it expensive to hit back doors.