haha, she was giving me a horrible hand job and "what is this high school" fell out of my mouth.

Adjusting back to keeping the thoughts in my head from falling out is going to be difficult

fyp

also, someone should explain to her that engaging in slap and tickle while half naked with a drunk savage, and not consummating the deal is a real dick move

ethiopia confirmed produces stunningly attractive women.


let me know when you guys want me to stop with this spamming

oh boy, there was a picture booth

The Bull Riding show I worked yesterday will be on CBS this afternoon. Spoiler: the Bulls won.

if this ***** doesnt have my e cig ready for me i am not going to be pleased.

From last month

No ban for this blasphemous statement?

There's definitely a joke in here about your dick being on your head, so the condom needs to go over your head, and your head is big. I'm too tired to think of a good one, but there's definitely something there.

So take that!

wtf Morph? You have one job!

Apparently this gif was nuked and then got rehosted or something, but here it is again on a different site just in case:

Has the US been nuked yet?

We don't nuke on Sheepday. Sheepday is a beautiful day meant to memorialize one Mr. Sheep. Not only is this his day, but it is the 22nd occurrence of such a glorious day! Let us rejoice.

0. no gif-t from his benevolence, but the perfect one from Mr. Sheep, covering for fiddlesticks
1. Happy 22nd Sheepday BBV! Best thing you've done today is open this thread
2. really though I look forward to this **** every week
3. Mr. tbh I'm loving the walls of text, especially the multi-post, lol "daddy"
4. Mr. Majik is a young man
5. Mr. Horus is a young man
6. Mr. Morphismus is a young man at
7. Mr. Whiskeyneat where the **** did you go? Did you die? No death allowed
8. Mr. Sammy is not a young man, he is a crotchety old geezer
9. Just kidding Mr. Sammy we miss you please come back
10. but seriously it's mother****ing Sheepday! Celebrate and be merry my friends

This one is what happens when the sheep walk in on Mr. tbh

We have a spoiler button on this site.

Aware. Not that big a spoiler and I am on the mobile app.

Being young at heart helps in this game called life. So do long weekend beers, bj's, sammy memes, hot twitter models, tim hortons coffee, and ******ed Trump tweets. Hj's not so much. Up your game tbh.

Sheep day on a sunday is a true blessing. Let us rejoice

Thanks for the kind words and the wonderful sheep contributions once again, Mr. Folding.

Sheep aren't bad but more of a goat person.

Any héros WCOOPING right now? Rob?

I am not.

Also F U Monday

Thank goodness for TBH's entertaining stories.

This Monday is a holiday in the US. Smooth Monday