Two Plus Two Publishing LLC Two Plus Two Publishing LLC
 

Go Back   Two Plus Two Poker Forums > >

Notices

Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance Here's where you put your whines and wins.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 09-13-2017, 03:40 PM   #651
fidstar-poker
I'm gonna need a hacksaw
 
fidstar-poker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Spaining
Posts: 21,248
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

GF is insisting on getting the iPhone X. She wants the watch as well...

God dam Apple!

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 09-13-2017 at 03:50 PM.
fidstar-poker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 03:44 PM   #652
suitedjustice
Bastard
 
suitedjustice's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Posts: 4,065
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35 View Post
im with you, sticking with my 7. I don't see the benefit being worth $800.

My only issue with my 7 is that the battery life is about 12 hours now with all the new software. It always seems like the battery life on iphones is almost exactly 2 years until it ****s the bed.

**** you apple
That's the exact thing about them: they have it down to a strict science as to just how long they're going to let you hold on to their product before it becomes unusable. When you spend the high end money, you should get a durable piece of goods, and they should trust your high-end consumer heart to throw out a perfectly good product for a new better product.
suitedjustice is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 03:53 PM   #653
Sheep86
veteran
 
Sheep86's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: ʕ◉ᴥ◉ʔ
Posts: 3,151
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding View Post
ewe complete me!
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding View Post
Proud of you Mr. Sheep. Is the ewe of interesting color? Does the ewe have a fabulous coat? This is warming the cockles, and subcockles, of my heart.
So The Folding is not too jealous of the ewe?
Sheep86 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 04:18 PM   #654
thabighurt35
**** you Monday
 
thabighurt35's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Making Baby Haterz My Bitch
Posts: 7,419
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice View Post
That's the exact thing about them: they have it down to a strict science as to just how long they're going to let you hold on to their product before it becomes unusable. When you spend the high end money, you should get a durable piece of goods, and they should trust your high-end consumer heart to throw out a perfectly good product for a new better product.
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker View Post
God dam Apple!
.
thabighurt35 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 04:21 PM   #655
AlwaysFolding
masterbaker
 
AlwaysFolding's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Foldsville
Posts: 7,504
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86 View Post
So The Folding is not too jealous of the ewe?
Mr. Sheep's happiness is of paramount importance. I respect Mr. Sheep's choices. Mr. Sheep is a desirable mate.
AlwaysFolding is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 04:23 PM   #656
Professionalpoker
 
Professionalpoker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: @propoker
Posts: 16,229
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker View Post
GF is insisting on getting the iPhone X. She wants the watch as well...

God dam Apple!
This might slow her down:
https://www.theverge.com/2017/9/12/1...18-galaxy-note
Professionalpoker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 04:50 PM   #657
wafflehouse1
 
wafflehouse1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ
Posts: 11,244
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Hi all

Quote:
Originally Posted by H0RUS View Post
#Waffle4blue
I could get behind this but really orange would be ok
wafflehouse1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 05:04 PM   #658
FranFran
 
FranFran's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: hahaha
Posts: 14,748
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaa
FranFran is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 05:37 PM   #659
AlwaysFolding
masterbaker
 
AlwaysFolding's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Foldsville
Posts: 7,504
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamoller
AlwaysFolding is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 05:38 PM   #660
thabighurt35
**** you Monday
 
thabighurt35's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Making Baby Haterz My Bitch
Posts: 7,419
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Quote:
Originally Posted by FranFran View Post
AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaa
just poured my first one of the day ymfy
thabighurt35 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 07:16 PM   #661
Sammy2bullets
Pooh-Bah
 
Sammy2bullets's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Kepler 452B
Posts: 5,842
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Nerds
Sammy2bullets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 07:19 PM   #662
AlwaysFolding
masterbaker
 
AlwaysFolding's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Foldsville
Posts: 7,504
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

SAMUEL I HAVE MISSED YOU
AlwaysFolding is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 07:21 PM   #663
Sammy2bullets
Pooh-Bah
 
Sammy2bullets's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: Kepler 452B
Posts: 5,842
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Calm down
Sammy2bullets is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 07:29 PM   #664
H0RUS
old hand
 
H0RUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: illuminaughty
Posts: 1,828
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

When sammy left, i arrived, now that he's back i must go. Its been swell friends. Stay fed and audit yourself daily.
H0RUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 07:35 PM   #665
H0RUS
old hand
 
H0RUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: illuminaughty
Posts: 1,828
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Actually i must stay, i could pass AF for 2nd place count soon.
H0RUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 07:36 PM   #666
H0RUS
old hand
 
H0RUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: illuminaughty
Posts: 1,828
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Streak
H0RUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 08:26 PM   #667
Natamus
Tripped and Fell
 
Natamus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Where the buggalo roam
Posts: 11,385
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Hours if you leave you're ***** made
Natamus is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 08:39 PM   #668
H0RUS
old hand
 
H0RUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: illuminaughty
Posts: 1,828
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

I had post #666 noway i leave now. Souls sold
H0RUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 09:00 PM   #669
Natamus
Tripped and Fell
 
Natamus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Where the buggalo roam
Posts: 11,385
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Quote:
Originally Posted by H0RUS View Post
I had post #666 noway i leave now. Souls sold


I sold 10% equity in my soul, ran it up and then bought it back and kept the profits 🤝
Natamus is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 09:08 PM   #670
H0RUS
old hand
 
H0RUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: illuminaughty
Posts: 1,828
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus View Post
I sold 10% equity in my soul, ran it up and then bought it back and kept the profits ��
I mistakenly sold 51% and cant buy anything back these days because im breakeven after taxes
H0RUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 09:12 PM   #671
Natamus
Tripped and Fell
 
Natamus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Where the buggalo roam
Posts: 11,385
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Quote:
Originally Posted by H0RUS View Post
I mistakenly sold 51% and cant buy anything back these days because im breakeven after taxes


You're in worse shape: your kids have convertible notes on your final equity so your shares have been practically diluted down to zero. You're just a vessel for your family to survive
Natamus is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 10:31 PM   #672
H0RUS
old hand
 
H0RUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: illuminaughty
Posts: 1,828
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus View Post
You're in worse shape: your kids have convertible notes on your final equity so your shares have been practically diluted down to zero. You're just a vessel for your family to survive
True, i need to increase my stock price aka quarterly earnings.
H0RUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 10:32 PM   #673
AlwaysFolding
masterbaker
 
AlwaysFolding's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Foldsville
Posts: 7,504
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Quote:
Originally Posted by H0RUS View Post
I had post #666 noway i leave now. Souls sold
Horus you're one of us, I am glad you have followed in the long tradition of posting in beautiful LC/NC threads. I recognize and honor the light in your tax-savvy senses.

Samuel, take note, Horus is saving the world.
AlwaysFolding is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 10:41 PM   #674
H0RUS
old hand
 
H0RUS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: illuminaughty
Posts: 1,828
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding View Post
Horus you're one of us, I am glad you have followed in the long tradition of posting in beautiful LC/NC threads. I recognize and honor the light in your tax-savvy senses.

Samuel, take note, Horus is saving the world.
It has been an honor and a privilige to be rubbing shoulders with you fine people
H0RUS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-13-2017, 10:44 PM   #675
Natamus
Tripped and Fell
 
Natamus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: Where the buggalo roam
Posts: 11,385
Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

I've decided I'm putting MGM resorts on timeout. I'm stepping up to the Cosmo for my 3-4 trips a year and I think everyone will be happier for it
Natamus is online now   Reply With Quote

Reply
      

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:16 PM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 2008-2010, Two Plus Two Interactive
 
 
Poker Players - Streaming Live Online