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Old 09-13-2017, 11:24 AM   #626
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Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

SHUT UP BABY

WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:12 PM   #627
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May as well switch to Margot Robbie. There are oodles of giffage from wolf of wall street alone. Plus, shes an Aussie and hot af.
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:24 PM   #628
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Mr. Majik, where have you been for the last month?
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:26 PM   #629
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Enjoying the last bit of summer. When you live as far north as I do one would be crazy not to.
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:30 PM   #630
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May as well switch to Margot Robbie. There are oodles of giffage from wolf of wall street alone. Plus, shes an Aussie and hot af.
My hard work has been for nothing
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:37 PM   #631
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My hard work has been for nothing
She is worthy of a 6 month term.
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:39 PM   #632
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Dafaq Sammy? End your exile right now!
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:39 PM   #633
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Your benevolence, your efforts are always appreciated.
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:47 PM   #634
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She is worthy of a 6 month term.
If Jessica Alba only gets one month then no one deserves more than one month!
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Old 09-13-2017, 12:55 PM   #635
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JA = #1 in Fiddles Heartstrangzzzzz
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Old 09-13-2017, 01:18 PM   #636
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after AF ofc
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Old 09-13-2017, 02:27 PM   #637
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Old 09-13-2017, 02:50 PM   #638
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Let's just get this out of the way: I'm not buying a ****ing iPhone that stores my facial recognition data God knows where the minute I turn it on and costs 4x as much as my laptop. **** you Apple. Get ****ed, Apple.

Edit: Fiona Apple hasn't aged well...but who does?

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Old 09-13-2017, 02:53 PM   #639
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So you are holding out for penis recognition software?
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Old 09-13-2017, 02:55 PM   #640
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Weenus recognition softwhore?
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Old 09-13-2017, 02:57 PM   #641
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So you are holding out for penis recognition software?
Will I have to lay the beginning, the middle or the end across the screen?

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Old 09-13-2017, 02:59 PM   #642
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SHUT UP BABY

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Might be moving back soon
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Old 09-13-2017, 03:00 PM   #643
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let's go hombre
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Old 09-13-2017, 03:14 PM   #644
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Will I have to lay the beginning, the middle or the end across the screen?

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Its no screen

You enter the chamber
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Old 09-13-2017, 03:17 PM   #645
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Let's just get this out of the way: I'm not buying a ****ing iPhone that stores my facial recognition data God knows where the minute I turn it on and costs 4x as much as my laptop. **** you Apple. Get ****ed, Apple.

Edit: Fiona Apple hasn't aged well...but who does?
im with you, sticking with my 7. I don't see the benefit being worth $800.

My only issue with my 7 is that the battery life is about 12 hours now with all the new software. It always seems like the battery life on iphones is almost exactly 2 years until it ****s the bed.

**** you apple
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Old 09-13-2017, 03:24 PM   #646
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Re: *** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

After a long, hard (twss) day at work, this thread is such a blast to come home to.

There was some network issue this morning, so Sheep and his colleagues couldn't get any work done for a while. Sheep has been messaging an interesting ewe instead. The ewe messaged Sheep back. So Sheep has that going for him, which is nice.
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Old 09-13-2017, 03:29 PM   #647
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Good to see sheep getting some action sir
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Old 09-13-2017, 03:29 PM   #648
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get all up in them sheep guts Sheep
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Old 09-13-2017, 03:29 PM   #649
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ewe complete me!
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Old 09-13-2017, 03:30 PM   #650
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Proud of you Mr. Sheep. Is the ewe of interesting color? Does the ewe have a fabulous coat? This is warming the cockles, and subcockles, of my heart.
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