u wot mate?

silly woman

she said she calling police but she really calling me

thiiiissssssssssssss

Story of my mf life ymfy

zing

gotta watch out for the gash bro, that little head dont think as good as the big one, but its a lot more fun

keeps getting me in trouble tho

My Mrs has been nothing short of evil lately lol.


Global update: won a massive pot right before first break for chip lead 1 of 53 remaining w about $185 for firsties

GO GO GO

is she bleeding? that never helps.

Get it Gurl

wedding pictures are now posted.

I am ****ing hammered in all of them.

#winning

I think I've gone full circle from last months time to this month's without a sanity break.

So that's fun.

Turn down for what?

you can't trust an animal that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

sehksy time obvs

"I got a story to tell" ALWAYS stops the room, followed by a conversation about if the NY Knick in the song is Anthony Mason (pretty sure it was, poor Tony got tied up by Biggie Smalls lmao)

Welcome to marriage, *****.

And I bet you didn't even get your D sucked on last month.

Full disclosure I fell asleep before getting mine this morning so of course she "just let me sleep"

I love getting blowjobs.

i dated a girl in Minnesota for 2.5 years that wasn't very good looking, smart, or funny, she lacked common sense and was a SJW in training. But she would blow me any time i asked for one and about 4-5 times a week if i never asked,

blow jibbers are a powerful thing

4/8 cause I was eating my grilled cheese

Time to make the pokers

Mr. tbh your rationale makes sense mf you

I am too tired to TR right now but I will illustrate the PDG (previously drunk girl) antics either tonight or tomorrow.

Lol busted 4th. Got it in w AQ on QxJ9 board to 88 and he rivers the 10 for the straight gg

Brag: wife was off work today
Beat: we ran errands
Variance: i benefited from a few purchases

When you say anytime, does that mean anywhere also?

craziest bj location?

i obv want it right meow tho

thats worth some cheeseburgers, or a case of grape-a-ritas

we lived in the same apartment building, so i came home from work one day (electrical apprentice(actually an unlicensed scab)) and entered her apartment. She was late for work and i made the request. She said she was running late and couldnt so i took her pants off and we did the thing on the floor in her kitchen. She told me that was the hottest thing ever afterwards and never refused me again.

That being said, i am a reasonable man and never really made any outlandish requests. I also worked 7am-5pm and she was a waitress so i usually only saw her late at night or on the weekends and at that time in my life was horniest at night. Sorry to say, no "ridiculous" requests were made.

I also don't like PDAs and think the sexy time should be kept in your home.

That being said, she gave me my first and last road head experience in broad daylight.