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09-13-2017 , 11:24 AM

#626

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

SHUT UP BABY

WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS

09-13-2017 , 12:12 PM

#627

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

May as well switch to Margot Robbie. There are oodles of giffage from wolf of wall street alone. Plus, shes an Aussie and hot af.

09-13-2017 , 12:24 PM

#628

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Mr. Majik, where have you been for the last month?

09-13-2017 , 12:26 PM

#629

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Enjoying the last bit of summer. When you live as far north as I do one would be crazy not to.

09-13-2017 , 12:30 PM

#630

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,991

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

May as well switch to Margot Robbie. There are oodles of giffage from wolf of wall street alone. Plus, shes an Aussie and hot af.

My hard work has been for nothing

09-13-2017 , 12:37 PM

#631

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

My hard work has been for nothing

She is worthy of a 6 month term.

09-13-2017 , 12:39 PM

#632

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Dafaq Sammy? End your exile right now!

09-13-2017 , 12:39 PM

#633

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Your benevolence, your efforts are always appreciated.

09-13-2017 , 12:47 PM

#634

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,991

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

She is worthy of a 6 month term.

If Jessica Alba only gets one month then no one deserves more than one month!

09-13-2017 , 12:55 PM

#635

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

JA = #1 in Fiddles Heartstrangzzzzz

09-13-2017 , 01:18 PM

#636

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,991

after AF ofc

09-13-2017 , 02:27 PM

#637

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

09-13-2017 , 02:50 PM

#638

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Let's just get this out of the way: I'm not buying a ****ing iPhone that stores my facial recognition data God knows where the minute I turn it on and costs 4x as much as my laptop. **** you Apple. Get ****ed, Apple.

Edit: Fiona Apple hasn't aged well...but who does?

Last edited by suitedjustice; 09-13-2017 at 02:55 PM.

09-13-2017 , 02:53 PM

#639

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

So you are holding out for penis recognition software?

09-13-2017 , 02:55 PM

#640

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Weenus recognition softwhore?

09-13-2017 , 02:57 PM

#641

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

So you are holding out for penis recognition software?

Will I have to lay the beginning, the middle or the end across the screen?

Spoiler:

09-13-2017 , 02:59 PM

#642

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

SHUT UP BABY

WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS

Might be moving back soon

09-13-2017 , 03:00 PM

#643

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

let's go hombre

09-13-2017 , 03:14 PM

#644

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Will I have to lay the beginning, the middle or the end across the screen?

Spoiler:

Its no screen

You enter the chamber

09-13-2017 , 03:17 PM

#645

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

im with you, sticking with my 7. I don't see the benefit being worth $800.

My only issue with my 7 is that the battery life is about 12 hours now with all the new software. It always seems like the battery life on iphones is almost exactly 2 years until it ****s the bed.

**** you apple

09-13-2017 , 03:24 PM

#646

Sheep86

*** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

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After a long, hard (twss) day at work, this thread is such a blast to come home to.

There was some network issue this morning, so Sheep and his colleagues couldn't get any work done for a while. Sheep has been messaging an interesting ewe instead. The ewe messaged Sheep back. So Sheep has that going for him, which is nice.