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01-06-2010 , 05:31 PM

#51

JayA

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,750

Quote:

Originally Posted by qpac09

when you get mad at something and you say it puts you on tilt even though it has nothing to do with poker

Hahaha, yes. I've said tilt, life tilt, and instatilt so much irl.

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01-06-2010 , 05:40 PM

#52

SmilingOrange

banned

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 74

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Gonso

When you have to put together counter-proposal for a vendor contract at your day job, and refer to it as a 3-bet.

genius.

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01-06-2010 , 05:41 PM

#53

FrenchyBeerCase

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 157

Having to take a guz of my own piss to prove to my girlfriend it was apple juice.

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01-06-2010 , 05:41 PM

#54

freakBYnature

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,202

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Gonso

When you have to put together counter-proposal for a vendor contract at your day job, and refer to it as a 3-bet.

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Originally Posted by StrikeR300

Hate to be a nit, but isn't this just a raise?

No, the contract itself is the blind. The deal offered from Vendor is a bet, the renegotiation is a clear 3bet... lol

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01-06-2010 , 05:42 PM

#55

freakBYnature

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,202

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrenchyBeerCase

Having to take a guz of my own piss to prove to my girlfriend it was apple juice.

[x] wtf'ed

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01-06-2010 , 05:57 PM

#56

Chaos_ult

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 9,050

When everyone you know is annoyed at you for using so many poker metaphors.

"See, fixing an alternator is a lot like understanding table dynamics..."

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01-06-2010 , 05:58 PM

#57

ezakuroy

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,315

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrenchyBeerCase

Having to take a guz of my own piss to prove to my girlfriend it was apple juice.

wot.

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01-06-2010 , 06:04 PM

#58

CalmTheDegen

banned

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 78

When your spending £700 on a PC, £400 On 2 monitor's + £200 On a LazyBoy PC Chair to micro grind 10NL.......

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01-06-2010 , 06:10 PM

#59

YouWishFish

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,466

Quote:

Originally Posted by CalmTheDegen

When your spending £700 on a PC, £400 On 2 monitor's + £200 On a LazyBoy PC Chair to micro grind 10NL.......

[x] roffled

when you're trying to cheer up a depressed friend, while multi-tabling 6max

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01-06-2010 , 06:15 PM

#60

timeforheroes

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,899

When you show three disinterested girls at a party your sharkscope graph whilst explaining that its still good despite the downswing at the end, because "you can lose 30 or so of these things in a row and its not your fault, the variance is crazy".

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01-06-2010 , 06:16 PM

#61

fish491

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,130

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Originally Posted by timeforheroes

beat

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01-06-2010 , 06:42 PM

#62

IcarusJam

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 5,140

when you say LOL XXXXXAMENTS for anything that is stupid or makes you frustrated

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01-06-2010 , 06:43 PM

#63

mo3rtelmu

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,529

When u use ur last fpps to buy a ticket for the wcoop 6max event the last day before ur exam.

obv u bubble the tourney after 3.5 hours (instead of learning lol) and fail the exam the next day

FML

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01-06-2010 , 06:56 PM

#64

KarlizL

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,624

when you wake up from a dream where you are calling a 4bet with A6s... happened to me yesterday, fml. woke up in shock saying to myself ''why the f am I calling a 4bet with A6?''

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01-06-2010 , 07:00 PM

#65

CHRONICFEVER

Goes hard in the paint

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 13,451

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Originally Posted by KarlizL

when you wake up from a dream where you are calling a 4bet with A6s... happened to me yesterday, fml. woke up in shock saying to myself ''why the f am I calling a 4bet with A6?''

i loled at this then lloled even more when i saw ur avatar

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01-06-2010 , 07:02 PM

#66

grimripper21

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,482

once was having sex with current GF and a bad beat rolled through my head. i was like wtf. how could he call all that off with ATo.

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01-06-2010 , 07:09 PM

#67

Minotawrrr

adept

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,084

Quote:

Originally Posted by FrenchyBeerCase

Having to take a guz of my own piss to prove to my girlfriend it was apple juice.

hahaha this is gold

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01-06-2010 , 07:17 PM

#68

David123

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,818

haha, funny story OP. Im the same cant remember **** about MSN girls since im always atg least 2 tabling while chatting, so i ask the same questions multiple times. i rarely hook up after these chats, needless to say.

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01-06-2010 , 07:24 PM

#69

chunkytuna

centurion

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 158

when you download teamviewer at work to log onto your computer at home to grind during the day with a minimized screen knowing full well you'll get fired if get busted.

i do this every day, loljobaments

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01-06-2010 , 07:25 PM

#70

pwnzone

journeyman

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 201

When your business profile includes: Loose/Aggressive.
When you refer to lying as bluffing.
When the teacher calls on you in class and you say "check."
After you finished dinner, you shove all your utensils and plate in the center of the table and say "all-in."

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01-06-2010 , 07:26 PM

#71

nienie23

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 248

When you tell your Gf: Not tonight honey, I don't feel too good and then leave bedroom, go to bathroom, lock the door, sit on the throne with your laptop and play a few orbits. Unless of course she's really fat and ugly, then she's the problem, not poker.

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01-06-2010 , 07:27 PM

#72

WorstoLagTard

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,240

Quote:

Originally Posted by grimripper21

once was having sex with current GF and a bad beat rolled through my head. i was like wtf. how could he call all that off with ATo.

i dig this one. some great ones in this thread, keep em coming.

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01-06-2010 , 07:29 PM

#73

nienie23

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 248

When the liscence plate of the car infront of you begins with AKJ and you think to yourself: should I Cbet or not?

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01-06-2010 , 07:42 PM

#74

chunkytuna

centurion

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 158

when you and your wife grind side by side on the couch every night and IM each other.

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01-06-2010 , 07:54 PM

#75

Data Architect

banned

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 53

Can't look a stock market graph without seeing good runs and episodes of tilt.

Advised my brother to fold preflop when he mentioned getting remarried.

My SMS alert is the sound of Full Tilt's card shuffle.

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