My surefire sign:

Earlier today I got a message from a girl I've been chatting with a fair bit after meeting her one night at the bar. Generally, when she messages me, I try to start the new conversation off by following up with whatever we were talking about last time, as it stops the boring cycle of "hey, whats up with you?" "not much, you?" bs that usually happens in those types of conversations. However, today when she messaged, I couldn't really remember what we were talking about, so what did i do? Without thinking I instantly right clicked her screen name on AIM and clicked the first tab on the top. Nothing happened so I did it again without thinking. Took me a few seconds to realize I probably wasn't going to have player notes on her. True story

Whats your surefire sign?

Trying to do this---> [x]
In real life

I read 2p2 is a surefire sign.

It would've been a better sign if it turned out you did have player notes on her in aim.

no

When your trying to fit one last sit n go in before you have to get ready for your brothers wedding, lol,

lol you went where no man should

this.

wp sir, did you cash?

When you have 2x as many posts as the next frequent poster in your 2+2 regs thread.

When you buy a second monitor and leave work.
When you cant leave the house because you have a bonus to clear.

i really lol'ed

and this made it even better

When you have to put together counter-proposal for a vendor contract at your day job, and refer to it as a 3-bet.

38,999

dude you must be the bestest poker player in da earth. coach me

told the girlfriend 'gg' after teh secks, then giggled to myself. for real.

when you think of daily purchases in terms of BB's

[ ] Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life
[x] thinly veiled brag OP talked to a girl

ffs that motorcar is almost 7 buyins!

lol I really lolled at this thread

I thought that was standard...

Whenever a love song comes on the radio i end up singing along with revised poker lyrics.

Boyz 2 Men "End of my Roll" (End of the Road)
Mariah Carey "One sweet raise" (One sweet day)
Beyonce "Hi/Lo" (Halo) etc...

haha

you start buying everything you need from the marketplace using PS or FTP funds

i think i'm gonna subscribe to this one

When the first think you do when you open browser is to check poker forums