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05-04-2018 , 12:51 PM

#201

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Ye says porcine slavery is a choice.

of course... the choice of the farmer

05-04-2018 , 12:54 PM

#202

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

Morph is in slaughtering mode all month

05-04-2018 , 01:00 PM

#203

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

congrats on finishing your jorb and embarking on the next chapter SJ. I hope vegas/poker treats you better than the many rahterds that have failed choking on the long dick of that pipe dream.

fwiw, i think you will do well

05-04-2018 , 01:01 PM

#204

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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mr folding, what lady issues are you having? Despite my degeneracy, i make a great consigliere

05-04-2018 , 01:02 PM

#205

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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speaking of lady issues, i am meeting a FOB 25 yo thai woman tomorrow, i will take her to the aquarium and evaluate how much effort it will take to get into the fun parts

05-04-2018 , 01:03 PM

#206

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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I played on some silly iPhone poker app last night and won 4k USD from degenerates in SoFlo now i have to deal with the money transfers

05-04-2018 , 01:05 PM

#207

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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i also ran up stacks on ACR and Global and have to withdraw for the first time. This is made even more difficult as I have moved 4 times in the last 5 years and all of my banking info is linked to the address from 5 years ago but my license is current. All other bills are haphazardly linked to various addresses. This is a good problem to have, but i don't like it

05-04-2018 , 01:06 PM

#208

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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haha, sammy still drinking piss and eating sperm like a lil crybaby *****. Sammy so weak its almost a shame to make fun of him, you know like its not ok to make fun of a ******ed child

05-04-2018 , 01:06 PM

#209

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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i still find it amusing tho

05-04-2018 , 01:07 PM

#210

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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herro friyay how are you

05-04-2018 , 01:08 PM

#211

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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also, mr cocaetholene congrats on winning the heart of a magnificent cambodian ewe, dark skin asian women have very fine vaginas, as i am sure you know, so enjoy. There are a couple of other holes to play with as well icyww

05-04-2018 , 01:09 PM

#212

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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colin, go squash some secluded region of NZ gash and report back please

05-04-2018 , 01:09 PM

#213

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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fiddlesticks, the gifs are still strong, but how can you choose roger wabbits over alba?

05-04-2018 , 01:10 PM

#214

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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morph be morphin like a mofo, keep up the good work sir

05-04-2018 , 01:10 PM

#215

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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where is the octagash? Dis fred needs some more surly cephalopods

05-04-2018 , 01:11 PM

#216

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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Francis, if you did not drink them all last night i will be disappoint

seriously tho bc i drank all of them in my land

05-04-2018 , 01:12 PM

#217

thabighurt35

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horus i am going to go eat bacon and eggs, i am staying fed sir. I hope you are as well

05-04-2018 , 01:13 PM

#218

thabighurt35

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Mr whisky, how are things in tehas, i hope the wifey fell in line and is understanding the situation now. Maybe going down on her will help alleviate some of the tensions. It also leads to blow jorbs

05-04-2018 , 01:14 PM

#219

thabighurt35

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Majik, how are the donkaments treating you?

05-04-2018 , 01:15 PM

#220

thabighurt35

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gypsie, you don't say hi to me but i will say hi to you.

Spoiler:

05-04-2018 , 01:15 PM

#221

thabighurt35

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robert, you are somewhat of a mystery. Explain yourself and your involvement with dis section of the inter webs.

Or don't, either will suffice

05-04-2018 , 01:16 PM

#222

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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worldzmine - i don't have a read on you yet, should i trust you?

05-04-2018 , 01:16 PM

#223

thabighurt35

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24 you are aids and your posts are aids.

Time to call a spade a spade

05-04-2018 , 01:21 PM

#224

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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okay, onto the daily stuff. I am very hangingovering, like bad. I played until 3am and was AAAaAaaaAAaAAAAaaaing the whole time

05-04-2018 , 01:22 PM

#225

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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poison has been removed with manual assistance

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