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Old Yesterday, 12:56 PM   #951
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No it's not. Sammy already told you when it is. Pay attention, punk!
Since I am not invited I forgot.
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Old Yesterday, 01:00 PM   #952
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Also, you basically don't even own Greenland. You sound like a mother who won't cut the cord of her child when the child is 40 and has a family of their own.
They speak Danish, they are represented in our government, they vote at our elections, they use Danish money, they have Danish license plates, they have access to social security, free education/hospitals in Denmark just like any other Dane. Their passports says "Danish citizen". They are Danes and Greenland is Danish. The same goes for the Faroe Islands. They are allowed to have their own national sport teams though, because of the distance between them and Denmark.

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Old Yesterday, 01:11 PM   #953
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#freeGreenland
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Old Yesterday, 01:16 PM   #954
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That unfortunately will never happen. They basically can't exist without Denmark pumping billions into their economy every year. We would gladly give Greenland to Germany, but you probably can't afford to keep them alive.
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Old Yesterday, 01:50 PM   #955
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That unfortunately will never happen. They basically can't exist without Denmark pumping billions into their economy every year. We would gladly give Greenland to Germany, but you probably can't afford to keep them alive.
Since Greenland has only 56k inhabitants, Sheep assumes that The Sammy means billions of spilmaks rather than euros. Which would mean that even Luxembourg could keep them alive (hai SJ).
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Old Yesterday, 02:15 PM   #956
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Since Greenland has only 56k inhabitants, Sheep assumes that The Sammy means billions of spilmaks rather than euros. Which would mean that even Luxembourg could keep them alive (hai SJ).
Sheep underestimates the cost of running a country that has literally zero money themselves. If Luxembourg wants them they are more than welcome.
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Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.
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Old Yesterday, 03:07 PM   #958
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**** you greenland
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Old Yesterday, 05:11 PM   #960
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So your claiming Greenland as your own, yet your quite happy to give it away to another country. Your a punk Sammy!
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Old Yesterday, 05:12 PM   #961
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Old Yesterday, 05:26 PM   #962
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You should be well rested, easy win imo
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Old Yesterday, 05:34 PM   #963
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Thanks for the vote of confidence
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Since Greenland has only 56k inhabitants, Sheep assumes that The Sammy means billions of spilmaks rather than euros. Which would mean that even Luxembourg could keep them alive (hai SJ).
Hai Sheep

Luxembourg could buy and sell Denmark over the first course of a champagne brunch.
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Old Yesterday, 09:07 PM   #966
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Happy to hear you're making a trek down to the promised land, sad that Reno didn't work out the way you hoped. What about Lake Tahoe? Just kidding, Mr. suitedjustice.
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0. BunBunBuddyTimeGif-tLove!
1. I am exhausted, **** you monday, Gypsie get your employed chainshaw!
2. Mr. tbh I started internship today, unpaid, and unforgiving
3. Mr. Colin_Piddle I need your legal counsel to find out if what they're doing counts as slavery or not
4. Mr. WN would be rolling in his grave!
5. Seriously though, 40 hours per week of learning this **** is intense
6. Mostly because I'm tired and haven't worked an honest 40 hour week in over a year
7. Mr. FWWM I could never fill your shoes (how is cambodian lover?)
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9. I had two weddings to attend on Sheepday Mr. Morphislulz, back to back!
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Old Yesterday, 09:11 PM   #968
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12. Also about to take the last of my poker bankroll and take a run at 20/40 or 40/80
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Old Yesterday, 09:19 PM   #969
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Happy to hear you're making a trek down to the promised land, sad that Reno didn't work out the way you hoped. What about Lake Tahoe? Just kidding, Mr. suitedjustice.
Thanks buddy. Even if Harveys Casino Lake Tahoe's titty was big enough for me, it's too goddamn snowy up there.
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Did you make it to the motherland?
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Old Yesterday, 11:39 PM   #971
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They don't have unpaid internships in NZ. You would always get at least min wage. Sounds like torture to me
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