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Old Yesterday, 07:19 PM   #926
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Re: *** The Succulence of the Hams - needs enslaving pigs but is not fine in May LC/NC *** NSFW

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Old Yesterday, 07:20 PM   #927
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Re: *** The Succulence of the Hams - needs enslaving pigs but is not fine in May LC/NC *** NSFW

So tomorrow is Sammy's wedding? I wonder if SammysGF will post about her Bachelorette's party here...
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Old Yesterday, 09:40 PM   #928
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So tomorrow is Sammy's wedding? I wonder if SammysGF will post about her Bachelorette's party here...
OMG Motphismis, it wes ASEDIME! We took Miss Sammny to the lesbiam stripperz as it was Xean the Warriur princessss cosplay night.

Footlongg dildi sword fightng! Our tablle poold $1000 danissh fir thee dancer to giv Miss S a goldnshowr! I was soo proude of her! Miss S even touchheed th dancrs klitmolloerr!

We are womenn. We wil nott be tamd. Wee are freee!
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Old Yesterday, 09:44 PM   #929
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The Nano hand was the best. We are brothers!

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Old Yesterday, 10:33 PM   #930
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Mr Folding where art thou?
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Old Yesterday, 10:38 PM   #931
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F U MONDAY
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Old Yesterday, 10:41 PM   #932
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Sammy u weak
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Old Yesterday, 10:43 PM   #933
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almost 7000 poasts
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Old Yesterday, 10:43 PM   #934
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about 5000 of them in BBV
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Old Yesterday, 10:44 PM   #935
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Mr Folding where art thou?
Hello, Mr. Colin_Piddle, and rejoice-

Today is the 59th consecutive Sheepday! On Sheepday we thank Sammy for RIP, fiddle for gif-ts, and Sheep for the timeless, tasteful contributions to the BBV community that we all hold so dear. Thank you, Mr. Sheep! We are truly blessed. Also, Meerkaturday is fabulous. Wonderful gif-t selection. Bahhhh.

In honor of all cuties of all sheeps and sizes we recognize the colors of the rainbow this week! Bahhhhh. Bahhhhh! RIPsammy






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Old Yesterday, 10:46 PM   #936
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Sammy u weak
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Blessed be the Colin
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Old Yesterday, 10:50 PM   #937
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Great photos sir
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Colorful if I do say so myself.
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Old Today, 03:27 AM   #939
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So tomorrow is Sammy's wedding?
No it's not. Sammy already told you when it is. Pay attention, punk!
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Re: *** The Succulence of the Hams - needs enslaving pigs but is not fine in May LC/NC *** NSFW

Sammy,

Thank you. I had a great time at the bachelor party.

My favorite bit was when you were on your knees in the middle of the group and we all peed in your mouth at the same time.

Weird Danish tradition, but solid bonding experience.
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Old Today, 04:53 AM   #941
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Old Today, 05:08 AM   #942
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Sammy,

Thank you. I had a great time at the bachelor party.

My favorite bit was when you were on your knees in the middle of the group and we all peed in your mouth at the same time.

Weird Danish tradition, but solid bonding experience.


yeh that was good
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Old Today, 05:37 AM   #943
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yes!
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Old Today, 06:01 AM   #944
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free flowing urine in this thread
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