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05-20-2018 , 04:25 AM
Holy ****, that was a crazy party partyu,. sammy sill drunk. wiil drink again niow.
ca. 20 friends come to sammy's morninmg house with lobsters and cognac. therm to airport, go to Swedeb to river raft, cliff dying and rope jumping form bridge. Thney hired some swedish cook guy oto come to wilderness with his bbq and cook boy. they make goood food for us. then short stopp in bar town. The y rented a party yacht in sweden with partygills and flaskeåp. crazy party on boat all nigght. Bpat took us to Copenhagen sometime early morning. Took plane home to aalborg, taxidriver to klitmøller. home 2 hours ago. 4 friends will be staying at sa,,,my's place till tomorrow. Pentecost monday holiday. Drinking must contimue all day. GIrlfriend friends took her to london for her party, they ka wont be home before tomorrow. she callend Sammy many times. Sammu did not answer phone jhaHAHAA.

BEEER
05-20-2018 , 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by suitedjustice
I thought the submarine sunk
You should know the Sammy doesn't go down.
05-20-2018 , 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
therm to airport, go to Swedeb to river raft, cliff dying ...
#RIPSammy
05-20-2018 , 05:05 AM
arargtghhh pizzy place no sdeliver g before zs 4 onclock, . arghhhhæ. saamy must now wlwak 200 meters to gorvery store ang by the meat. one off sammy a friendss bnroke a finger. he won
t go to docotrkm an. he not concerneds , he play the handballs broke fingger many times. hahah it's all blues.
05-20-2018 , 06:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
ca. 20 friends come to sammy's morninmg house with lobsters and cognac. therm to airport, go to Swedeb to river raft, cliff dying and rope jumping form bridge.
Sammy, whoever organized this has an eye on your GF.

Spoiler:
RIP Sammy
05-20-2018 , 06:34 AM
sammy your friends are nerds

which means you are a nerd too.

so funny
05-20-2018 , 06:57 AM
sammys aj friends are a cool ,. they can akick franas friend ass. morph maker sammy horny. ASammy not make love s to morph,. fusk yu franka. hahaa aasammy so dunk. girlfiend bvalled sammmy as say she lost credt card. told sammy tot call bank close cartd. SAmmy find girl credit carda next to white mac. **** appl,e cockputers. a Apple sucky much
05-20-2018 , 08:26 AM
Hai
05-20-2018 , 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Hai
Morph ate the pregnancy test san. haaaahh so drujnk
05-20-2018 , 09:04 AM
hai sammy,

you re funny.

I still like you.

Anyone playing milly tonight?
05-20-2018 , 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Morph ate the pregnancy test san. haaaahh so drujnk
When is there going to be a little Sammy?
05-20-2018 , 09:39 AM
100% Sammy calls his child Sammy jnr.
05-20-2018 , 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
When is there going to be a little Sammy?
9-24v monthssa

Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
100% Sammy calls his child Sammy jnr.
tghjere is alreayd one S<ammy jnr. HE willy b e sammy the III
05-20-2018 , 10:06 AM
shut up, he will be some funny frederik
05-20-2018 , 10:14 AM
Happy Sheepday!



Drinking apple juice after a 125 km bike ride feels like an angel pissing on your tongue. Just wanted to let you guys know.

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Cuteness overload

Mr. Sammy, your drunk poasts are very funny.
05-20-2018 , 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
9-24v monthssa



tghjere is alreayd one S<ammy jnr. HE willy b e sammy the III
Am I invited to the conception?
05-20-2018 , 01:00 PM
wtf? that main event is tonight?
05-20-2018 , 01:01 PM
piddlenator speak to me
05-20-2018 , 01:08 PM
Yes 52 minutes away franko
05-20-2018 , 01:11 PM
yeh, i thought its next weekend.

im still not home will let you know if I play, dont send 10% yet
05-20-2018 , 02:16 PM
Ok but I'm not investing if you plan on super late regging.
05-20-2018 , 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Am I invited to the conception?
NO ON,LY MORPH CAN COMEE.

HAAAH A SAMMHY SO DRUK HE SEE THINGDS THAT ARDE NOT THERE. WE WIKLL GOTOBAR SOONL AND DRINK HAHAAHAA
05-20-2018 , 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Ok but I'm not investing if you plan on super late regging.


i just came home, but i drank them all yesterday and eat them all now,

im ready for bed.


sry piddlenator
05-20-2018 , 07:08 PM
Vegas knights moving on to the stanley cup final. Nailed it.
05-20-2018 , 07:15 PM

      
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