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Old 05-16-2018, 04:37 PM   #801
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btw no comments about me having Elon Musks gf as avatar since long before any of you even knew her?
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Old 05-16-2018, 04:38 PM   #802
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Old 05-16-2018, 05:01 PM   #805
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Old 05-16-2018, 05:27 PM   #806
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A Miata is teensy weensy little car that thinks it is bigger than it really is. Make of that what you will.
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Old 05-16-2018, 05:51 PM   #807
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:44 PM   #808
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this is what man food looks like sammy, notice no sperm on the plate

I was wondering why sheep didn't post today you monster.

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Old 05-16-2018, 11:53 PM   #809
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btw no comments about me having Elon Musks gf as avatar since long before any of you even knew her?
I still don't know her
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Old 05-17-2018, 01:48 AM   #810
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Old 05-17-2018, 02:46 AM   #811
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Old 05-17-2018, 02:59 AM   #812
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hai collin i survived some 55 scoop yesterday, need to play tonight again,

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yeh I actually have a 100bb stack, we’ll see
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Old 05-17-2018, 03:10 AM   #816
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I regged it like 3.5 hours late reg or something, just to flip it, and it worked well for now. I spent whole night netflixing and one tabling lol.

Even when Im not drinking them all in bars I still dont sleep >2 hours.

Franko is performing above average. Sammy is sad that he lost Franko over one wedding invitation.
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Old 05-17-2018, 12:21 PM   #819
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soo MTTing and netflix tonight.

Not drinking even.

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Old 05-17-2018, 12:27 PM   #821
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Old 05-17-2018, 12:31 PM   #822
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Old 05-17-2018, 01:35 PM   #823
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Schwäbischer Zwiebelrostbraten mit Spätzle

4 Scheiben Roastbeef á ca. 250 g
8 kleine Zwiebeln
4 EL Olivenöl
1 TL Zucker
2 Lorbeerblätter
2 TL Tomatenmark
1 Glas Rotwein
1 Tasse Rinderfond
Pfeffer & Salz aus der Mühle
1 EL kalte Butter in kleinen Stücken

So geht's

1. Die Zwiebeln in feine Ringe schneiden.

2. 2 EL Olivenöl in einer Pfanne erhitzen.

3. Die Zwiebeln anbraten, mit Salz und Zucker würzen. Die Lorbeerblätter untermischen und bei mittlerer Hitze 3 Minuten braten.

4. Das Tomatenmark zugeben und unter gelegentlichem Rühren 4 Minuten mit braten.

5. Mit dem Rotwein ablöschen und fast vollständig einkochen. Rinderfond zugießen und bei mittlerer Hitze 6-8 Minuten köcheln lassen.

6.Den Fett Rand der Roastbeef Scheiben mehrfach bis zum Fleisch einschneiden.

7. Das Fleisch mit Olivenöl einstreichen und salzen.

8. In einer heißen Grillpfanne auf jeder Seite ca. 2 Min. braten, pfeffern, in Alufolie wickeln und 2 Minuten ruhen lassen.

9. Die Spätzle zubereiten. (s.u.)

10. Die Zwiebelsauce vom Herd nehmen, kalte Butter einrühren und mit Pfeffer und Salz abschmecken. Den Rostbraten mit der Sauce und den Zwiebeln anrichten.

Die Spätzle

4 mittelgroße Eier
ca. 4 Tassen Dinkel oder Weizenmehl. (oder spezielles Spätzlemehl)
1 Prise Salz
3 l leicht gesalzenes Wasser zum Garen

So Geht's

1. Bis 3 Liter Wasser für die Nudeln kochen dauert es etwa 3-6 Minuten je nach Herd. In dieser Zeit können Sie mit Leichtigkeit den Teig für die Spätzle zubereiten.

2. Pro Portion Spätzle nimmt man ein mittelgroßes Ei, eine Prise Salz und ca. 1 Tasse Mehl. Vermengen Sie Ei und Salz mit dem Handrührgerät und geben Sie dann nach und nach so viel Mehl dazu, bis der Teig die gewünschte zähe und glatte Konsistenz erreicht hat. Beachten Sie, nicht zuviel Mehl hinzuzufügen, damit der Teil sich noch gut durch die Spätzlepresse drücken läßt.

3. Inzwischen sollte das Wasser im Topf kochen. Füllen Sie den Teig portionsweise mit einem Löffel in die Spätzlepresse und drücken Sie die Teigstränge über dem Topf direkt in das sprudelnd kochende Wasser. Sobald die Spätzle an die Oberfläche steigen schöpfen Sie diese mit einem Schaumlöffel ab und lassen Sie sie kurz in einem Durchschlag abtropfen. Sie werden am besten heiß serviert.
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Old 05-17-2018, 01:42 PM   #824
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Old 05-17-2018, 01:52 PM   #825
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