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Old 05-15-2018, 04:51 PM   #776
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^ Thanks nerd

All I know is the girls are hot there
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Old 05-15-2018, 05:42 PM   #777
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just cracked QQ and KK with my AJ. Capped preflop four ways, flop 2JJ. Capped flop three ways. Turn 2. They call bets. River 9. They both call.

Souls were crushed. Laughs were had. RIPsammy
I had something like the opposite happen yesterday. Opened AK. Flatted by OMC to my left. Flop KT4 rainbow. Bet 2/3 pot, called. Turn K, bet 1/2 pot, OMC turbo mucks his AA face up.

This has been another episode of

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Old 05-15-2018, 09:35 PM   #778
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Mr TBH I will be coming to Vancouver, Canada in August 2019
I'm >3 hours drive from there....
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:09 AM   #779
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Old 05-16-2018, 04:11 AM   #780
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Meme of the month!
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Old 05-16-2018, 06:36 AM   #781
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Donde estan mis pantalones?
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Old 05-16-2018, 06:41 AM   #782
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Old 05-16-2018, 07:39 AM   #783
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They actually have a new season of this show this month.
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:18 AM   #784
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hello wednesday (lebron already got ****ed so wednesday is spared)
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Old 05-16-2018, 10:19 AM   #785
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this is what man food looks like sammy, notice no sperm on the plate

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Old 05-16-2018, 10:50 AM   #786
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HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI SJ

HAI FRAN FRAN

HAI TBH

HAI MRMMMMMMMMKAY

HAI ERRYONE ELSE

I got nuthin' after that.
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Old 05-16-2018, 11:36 AM   #787
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Hai Gypsie!
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Old 05-16-2018, 11:44 AM   #788
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herro gypsie
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:19 PM   #789
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I'd say Hai to you gypsie, but you don't love me.
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:22 PM   #790
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its ok fid, sammy loves you
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:38 PM   #791
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I love his benevolence
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:41 PM   #792
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Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:42 PM   #793
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:44 PM   #794
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this is what man food looks like sammy, notice no sperm on the plate

its only man food if you kill the animal yourself

until then you are being fed by the man
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Old 05-16-2018, 12:59 PM   #795
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0. This validates my previous post, excellent gif-t your benevolence, now go eat some meat (not mine)
1. I am ****ing sleep **** you wednesday
2. Mr. tbh you are making the goodest of treats
3. Mr. Colin_Piddle how was the birthday and how are you now?
4. Mr. WN DOA
5. I am going back to school to pick up my white coat (****)
6. Two hour drive
7. Mr. FWWM mein vater und ich are taking the Miata, top down at 80 the whole way (jk 90ish)
8. Mr. Sheep, that truly is a great meme, and good evening to you my friend!
9. Morph ist hier?
10. Wo ist Morph?
11. Morph ist hier!
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:09 PM   #796
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hier!
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:25 PM   #797
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TBH's meat makes me moist
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:34 PM   #798
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its only man food if you kill the animal yourself

until then you are being fed by the man
whatever it takes to stay fed brother
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Old 05-16-2018, 03:39 PM   #799
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i would make steak for a fellow bbv'r

don't worry mmmkay, you are not the first
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Wtf is the miata? W/e it's late I`m drunk and have to fly to Germany in like 18h. Tons of work in between also. I blame Obama for everything
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