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05-15-2018 , 12:28 PM

#751

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

As long as it’s not sheep or piglets please eat all the meat, dad

05-15-2018 , 12:34 PM

#752

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

I'm also down to 4 monsters a week.

Definitely going to die now.

05-15-2018 , 12:50 PM

#753

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Dad you need preworkout it’s cheaper

05-15-2018 , 12:57 PM

#754

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

Happy belated b-day Colin. Are you still drinking that crap Fid? Surprise you haven't died yet. Worked from 9am to now, basically, and tomorrow prolly not much better. Thanks Hamsterwheelama

05-15-2018 , 02:11 PM

#755

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

just cracked QQ and KK with my AJ. Capped preflop four ways, flop 2JJ. Capped flop three ways. Turn 2. They call bets. River 9. They both call.

Souls were crushed. Laughs were had. RIPsammy

05-15-2018 , 02:22 PM

#756

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

RIPsammy

05-15-2018 , 02:26 PM

#757

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

RIPsammy

Benjamin Franklin wasn't President, dumbass!

05-15-2018 , 02:29 PM

#758

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

He’s my president! That ol’ $100 bill, RIPsammy.

05-15-2018 , 02:33 PM

#759

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 528

RIP Sammy, also capped Sammy

05-15-2018 , 02:40 PM

#760

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

Rip Sammy

05-15-2018 , 02:52 PM

#761

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

CAPsammy

05-15-2018 , 02:54 PM

#762

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Three ladies on the flop. Three ladies left disappointed by sammy

05-15-2018 , 02:58 PM

#763

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy just took a cold shower (including 2 cold shower beers) because it's so damn hot in Denmark. 28 degrees for the last few days, it's ****ing unbearable. It's so hot that it would turn Belgium into a pool a melted chocolate HAHAAHAA. (Sammy doing his laughing at Belgian chocolate joke laugh)

Beeers

05-15-2018 , 03:05 PM

#764

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,179

calm down

05-15-2018 , 03:16 PM

#765

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,993

28 degrees is only hot if that's the minimum temp.

05-15-2018 , 03:18 PM

#766

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

calm down

As of 2016, the board game "Monopoly" has sold more than 250 million copies worldwide, punk!

05-15-2018 , 03:22 PM

#767

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

28 degrees is only hot if that's the minimum temp.

Our Habanero plants seem to love it. Sammy's hole will be punished.

05-15-2018 , 03:50 PM

#768

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

05-15-2018 , 03:54 PM

#769

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

28 is only hot to a weakling

05-15-2018 , 03:59 PM

#770

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Punk

05-15-2018 , 04:10 PM

#771

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

truths fall from my mouth. Sperm and piss falls from yours.

And I'm the punk?

05-15-2018 , 04:11 PM

#772

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

truths fall from my mouth. Sperm and piss falls from yours.

And I'm the punk?

wait, i forgot, you swallow

05-15-2018 , 04:24 PM

#773

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,635

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

just cracked QQ and KK with my AJ. Capped preflop four ways, flop 2JJ. Capped flop three ways. Turn 2. They call bets. River 9. They both call.

Souls were crushed. Laughs were had. RIPsammy

Is The Folding using a card protector?

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