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05-01-2018 , 02:45 PM

#51

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

05-01-2018 , 02:47 PM

#52

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Hello H0RUS, you have now earned Sammy's respect for being a self-banner.

GJ

Beer

05-01-2018 , 02:49 PM

#53

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

I will enjoy this beer with Sammy

Thank you

05-01-2018 , 02:50 PM

#54

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You didn't bet anything at all, you're way too nitty/poor for that. Also if you did bet, a smart bettor would have bet on all 3 outcomes to minimize the risk.

So, you are weak.

I guess I didn't lose anything. That's a winning Sammy bet isn't it?

05-01-2018 , 02:50 PM

#55

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,988

Still waiting on my wedding invite.

05-01-2018 , 02:57 PM

#56

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

first! I hope everyone else gets in this thread alright.

05-01-2018 , 02:58 PM

#57

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Still waiting on my wedding invite.

You are cordially invited to any wedding I may have to any person I ever choose to marry.

SammysGF included.

I would marry Racerextex too.

And you, fid, but then you'd be IN the wedding.

I had a terrible exam in med chem where the professor pulled some stupid language bull**** and confused everyone on a question worth 16% of the entire test. What a ****.

05-01-2018 , 02:59 PM

#58

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

So, you are weak.

I guess I didn't lose anything. That's a winning Sammy bet isn't it?

Yes

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Still waiting on my wedding invite.

Sorry we already have enough waiters.

2 goals in Real Madrid - Bayern Münich after 10 mins...Money will be made.

05-01-2018 , 03:10 PM

#59

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

RIPsammy's money

05-01-2018 , 03:13 PM

#60

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

1 down, money made.

Beers

05-01-2018 , 03:16 PM

#61

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Money will be made....again

05-01-2018 , 03:17 PM

#62

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

RIPkanelsnaglen

05-01-2018 , 03:21 PM

#63

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

RIPkanelsnaglen

It's Kanelsneglen....Your danish skills suck

05-01-2018 , 03:21 PM

#64

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

05-01-2018 , 03:24 PM

#65

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

05-01-2018 , 03:24 PM

#66

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,272

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Still waiting on my wedding invite.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sorry we already have enough waiters.

Good. You will need them for bringing me all the food.

05-01-2018 , 03:29 PM

#67

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

05-01-2018 , 03:34 PM

#68

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

A picture of sammy finally!

05-01-2018 , 03:37 PM

#69

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,147

Phew. That's a rough 32.

05-01-2018 , 03:37 PM

#70

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

A picture of sammy finally!

It's Lars Von Trier, punk!

Sammy's young enough to be his grandson.

05-01-2018 , 03:43 PM

#71

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Money will be made....again

Bookies hate Sammy

Beers

05-01-2018 , 04:23 PM

#72

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Sammy's killing it today

Beers

05-01-2018 , 04:27 PM

#73

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Starts in 3,5 hours

For the weaklings:

For the non-weaklings:

For Sammy: (bet void if exactly 4 goals)

Say thank you Sammy

05-01-2018 , 04:29 PM

#74

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

Congratulations on your 10 Krone bet! Make that monies!!

05-01-2018 , 04:35 PM

#75

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,365

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

Congratulations on your 10 Krone bet! Make that monies!!

Hahaha, I most likely bet more in week than you make a year.

Punk

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