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05-01-2018 , 02:34 AM

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

haha!

last month

05-01-2018 , 02:41 AM

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

1st in biotch

05-01-2018 , 02:44 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

Holey Moley it's May.

05-01-2018 , 02:49 AM

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Hai

05-01-2018 , 03:07 AM

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

So how are you guys enjoy your free May 1st?

05-01-2018 , 03:09 AM

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

I'm recovering from my root canal therapy yesterday. May play some pokerz.

05-01-2018 , 03:25 AM

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I'm recovering from my root canal therapy yesterday. May play some pokerz.

Funny enough the mrs is recovering from gum surgery so I’m hanging out playing PUBG and global poker

05-01-2018 , 03:50 AM

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,174

05-01-2018 , 05:09 AM

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Franko you around? We need to do some swaps for SCOOP, will be like friday night mtts for you, I can only play in the weekend (nz time)

05-01-2018 , 05:12 AM

#10

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

TBH wins another most number of posts count in the last month. He's been crushing over the last year.

05-01-2018 , 05:13 AM

#11

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,807

Sheep is not going to be happy when he finishes work and sees this.

05-01-2018 , 06:12 AM

#12

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,137

In.

Happy Mayday, Eurobros.

05-01-2018 , 06:52 AM

#13

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

Playing solid

Poker Stars, $0.98 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 22 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37933781

BTN: 17,860 (59.5 bb)
SB: 8,984 (29.9 bb)
BB: 31,457 (104.9 bb)
Hero (UTG+1): 8,076 (26.9 bb)
UTG+2: 8,976 (29.9 bb)
MP1: 3,697 (12.3 bb)
MP2: 5,402 (18 bb)
MP3: 4,789 (16 bb)
CO: 8,962 (29.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 9

Hero raises to 600, 3 folds, MP3 calls 600, CO raises to 1,500, 3 folds, Hero calls 900, MP3 folds

Flop: (4,248) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets 2,400, Hero raises to 6,554 and is all-in, CO calls 4,154

Turn: (17,356) 7

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (17,356) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Spoiler:

Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

05-01-2018 , 06:55 AM

#14

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,364

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I'm recovering from my root canal therapy yesterday. May play some pokerz.

Remember to stand on the toilet seat, or they can see your feet under the door.

05-01-2018 , 07:01 AM

#15

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

05-01-2018 , 07:05 AM

#16

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

haha!

Poker Stars, $0.98 Buy-in (150/300 blinds, 22 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37933782

UTG+1: 17,728 (59.1 bb)
UTG+2: 8,102 (27 bb)
MP1: 27,939 (93.1 bb)
Hero (MP2): 16,796 (56 bb)
MP3: 8,800 (29.3 bb)
CO: 4,363 (14.5 bb)
BTN: 4,820 (16.1 bb)
SB: 3,157 (10.5 bb)
BB: 6,498 (21.7 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 8

UTG+1 raises to 600, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls 600, Hero calls 600, MP3 calls 600, 3 folds, BB calls 300

Flop: (3,348) 7

(5 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets 300, Hero raises to 2,077, MP3 calls 2,077, 3 folds

Turn: (7,802) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets 14,097 and is all-in, MP3 calls 6,101 and is all-in

River: (20,004) 5

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Spoiler:

Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.

05-01-2018 , 07:15 AM

#17

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

4/1000

https://www.boomplayer.com/27655869_F4B277753C

05-01-2018 , 07:45 AM

#18

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,137

Good hit.

05-01-2018 , 08:59 AM

#19

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 728

19th...

HAI BBV

HAI AF

HAI HORUS (I owed you that one from the last fred)

HAI ERRYONE ELSE!!

Happy day of the May.

05-01-2018 , 09:06 AM

#20

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,268

hello

05-01-2018 , 09:08 AM

#21

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 32,979

hi Morph.

Is your mouth still dead?

05-01-2018 , 09:13 AM

#22

Sammy2bullets

Property of Bobo Fett

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,364

Morph should bet all his money on over 168,5 points in Alba Berlin - Ratiopharm Ulm. Bookies are basically giving away free money on that on.

05-01-2018 , 10:33 AM

#23

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

If only I had time for pokars this morning. The brotherly boomplayer efforts would have someone thanking presidents so much that one would think they were watching the movie groundhog day.

I approve %100 obviously.